Chris Blohm
Chris Blohm's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when
published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s):
Little White Lies
| Publications: | Little White Lies |
Movie Reviews Only
| Rating | T-Meter | Title | Year | Review |
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| 2/5 | 80% | Eddie The Eagle (2016) |
An oddly conventional biopic that uses a strained father-son relationship to frame its rabble-rousing, crowd-pleasing reflection on futility.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Mar 29, 2016
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| 1/5 | 17% | Pixels (2015) |
It's the cinematic equivalent of receiving a supermarket brand deodorant gift set on Christmas morning: you don't want it, you'll never use it, and frankly, it stinks.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Aug 13, 2015
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| 1/5 | 9% | Accidental Love (2015) |
David O Russell has moved on, as should we all.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Jun 23, 2015
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| 3/5 | 80% | Man Up (2015) |
Man Up isn't perfect, but that's a minor detail when you're dealing with major talent. It could be love, actually.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted May 29, 2015
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| 2/5 | 56% | Focus (2015) |
Flash trash.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Feb 26, 2015
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| 3/5 | 77% | Beyond Clueless (2014) |
Charlie Lyne's debut feature is a dizzying and dedicated essay on the previously unheralded genre of teen movies.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Jan 22, 2015
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| 3/5 | 49% | Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) |
A surprisingly enjoyable, fitfully entertaining romp for all the family, with a satisfying gag count.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Dec 19, 2014
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| 3/5 | 98% | The Babadook (2014) |
Eerie and unsettling, this is a promising debut from an exciting new talent.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Oct 23, 2014
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| 1/5 | 31% | Love, Rosie (2015) |
Never before has one script screamed so loudly for a Carrie Fisher rewrite; anything at all to inject a little wit, decency or soul.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Oct 23, 2014
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| 3/5 | 52% | I Origins (2014) |
A mad-eyed exploration into modern optometry is Mike Cahill's ambitious, if flawed, follow-up to 2011's Another Earth.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Sep 25, 2014
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| 3/5 | 87% | Chef (2014) |
A sassy and mouth-watering concoction, bursting with flavour.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Jun 26, 2014
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| 3/5 | 80% | The Fault In Our Stars (2014) |
Try as you might, there's not a single damn thing you can do about The Fault in Our Stars. It's here. It exists. Suck up the saccharine, let it into your heart, and deal with it.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Jun 19, 2014
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| 3/5 | 88% | Cheap Thrills (2014) |
A bluesy drinking session evolves into messy violence for kicks in this nifty debut feature from E L Katz.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Jun 5, 2014
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| 4/5 | 90% | X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) |
A giddy rush of superhero thrills, spills and epic set-pieces.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted May 22, 2014
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| 2/5 | 52% | The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) |
You friendly neighbourhood web-slinger returns for more of the same, albeit with added confusion and much less charm.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Apr 17, 2014
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| 2/5 | 46% | Rio 2 (2014) |
Does this slick Blue Sky sequel cut the animated feature mustard in a post LEGO Movie world? No, it really doesn't.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Apr 3, 2014
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| 3/5 | 44% | Honour (2014) |
A spiky supporting turn by Paddy Considine as a tattooed bounty hunter lifts this generic British thriller.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Apr 3, 2014
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| 3/5 | 80% | The Borderlands (2014) |
A frisky British found footage horror that's well worth your time.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Mar 27, 2014
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| 2/5 | 76% | The Machine (2014) |
An impressive calling card for director Caradog James rather than the finished article.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Mar 20, 2014
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| 2/5 | 79% | The Bachelor's Weekend (2014) |
This lager-fuelled jolly boys romp brings back bad memories of Martin Clunes 1994 no-no, Staggered.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Mar 6, 2014
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| 4/5 | 96% | The LEGO Movie (2014) |
Is this a glossy feature-length advert for toys? Nope, it's a whimsical and hilarious piece of animated nostalgia from Phil Lord and Chris Miller.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Feb 13, 2014
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| 3/5 | 76% | Teenage (2014) |
Doesn't tell us all that much, but full of loving grace, nonetheless. A teenage dream, indeed.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Jan 23, 2014
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| 2/5 | 59% | Bounty Killer (2013) |
This slurry of B-movie hackwork boasts the odd spark of originality amid the full-bore blood-letting.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Jan 9, 2014
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| 2/5 | No Score Yet | Bring Me the Head of the Machine Gun Woman (Tráiganme la cabeza de la mujer metralleta) (2012) |
This Z-grade exploitation knock-off plays like a cinematic rendering of the Grand Theft Auto games.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Sep 26, 2013
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| 4/5 | 75% | Kelly + Victor (2012) |
Kieran Evans' British romance is an occasionally shocking, often excellent ode to nihilistic love.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Sep 19, 2013
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| 1/5 | 39% | Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) |
Drown it in ectoplasm.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Sep 12, 2013
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| 3/5 | 79% | 42 (2013) |
It's a gloriously sentimental, shamelessly enjoyable slice of apple pie that sugar-coats on a Willy Wonka scale.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Sep 12, 2013
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| 3/5 | 76% | You're Next (2013) |
How do you breathe new life into the tired home invasion horror? Adam Wingard has the answer.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Aug 28, 2013
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| 1/5 | 61% | The Frozen Ground (2013) |
Nicolas Cage sleepwalks through another macho, tediously formulaic b-movie.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Jul 18, 2013
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| 2/5 | 50% | Now You See Me (2013) |
A film which proves the theory that if magicians were also bankrobbers, they'd still be pretty stupid.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Jul 3, 2013
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| 3/5 | 82% | This Is the End (2013) |
A cheerfully crass, enjoyably puerile entertainment that doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel as much as it blows the barrel to pieces with a sawn-off shotgun.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Jun 28, 2013
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| 1/5 | 50% | The Comedian (2013) |
The meandering life of a London stand-up comic makes for a meandering movie experience.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted May 30, 2013
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| 2/5 | 65% | Epic (2013) |
Epic fail.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted May 23, 2013
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| 3/5 | 85% | Wu xia (Dragon) (2012) |
Dragon roars.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted May 2, 2013
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| 2/5 | 37% | The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) |
Some laughs, sure, but Carell's creation isn't quite classic and the script sends out mixed messages.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Mar 14, 2013
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| 1/5 | 7% | Fire With Fire (2012) |
Violent, obnoxious and forgettable, Fire With Fire is an action shambles with some hilariously literal plotting.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Mar 7, 2013
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| 2/5 | 76% | The Bay (2012) |
Effective but hollow, The Bay is a minor work from a director lost at sea.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Feb 28, 2013
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| 2/5 | 87% | Wreck-it Ralph (2012) |
Play an actual videogame instead.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Feb 7, 2013
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| 4/5 | 76% | Dwae-ji-ui wang (The King of Pigs) (2013) |
The King of Pigs rules.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Jan 24, 2013
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| 2/5 | 25% | Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) |
A rickety old ride and no mistake, this instalment is for franchise fans only.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Oct 24, 2012
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| 1/5 | 21% | Taken 2 (2012) |
Unnecessary, perfunctory, ramshackle: Taken 2 is all these things and less.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Oct 4, 2012
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| 3/5 | 87% | ParaNorman (2012) |
There's no meat on the bone of this skeleton. Witty and fast-paced, sure, but the film lacks substance.‐ Little White Lies
Read More | Posted Sep 13, 2012
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