Chris Blohm

Chris Blohm
Chris Blohm's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Little White Lies
Publications: Little White Lies

Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
2/5 82% Eddie The Eagle (2016) An oddly conventional biopic that uses a strained father-son relationship to frame its rabble-rousing, crowd-pleasing reflection on futility. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 29, 2016
1/5 17% Pixels (2015) It's the cinematic equivalent of receiving a supermarket brand deodorant gift set on Christmas morning: you don't want it, you'll never use it, and frankly, it stinks. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 13, 2015
1/5 9% Accidental Love (2015) David O Russell has moved on, as should we all. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 23, 2015
3/5 80% Man Up (2015) Man Up isn't perfect, but that's a minor detail when you're dealing with major talent. It could be love, actually. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted May 29, 2015
2/5 56% Focus (2015) Flash trash. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 26, 2015
3/5 79% Beyond Clueless (2014) Charlie Lyne's debut feature is a dizzying and dedicated essay on the previously unheralded genre of teen movies. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 22, 2015
3/5 47% Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) A surprisingly enjoyable, fitfully entertaining romp for all the family, with a satisfying gag count. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 19, 2014
3/5 98% The Babadook (2014) Eerie and unsettling, this is a promising debut from an exciting new talent. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 23, 2014
1/5 32% Love, Rosie (2015) Never before has one script screamed so loudly for a Carrie Fisher rewrite; anything at all to inject a little wit, decency or soul. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 23, 2014
3/5 53% I Origins (2014) A mad-eyed exploration into modern optometry is Mike Cahill's ambitious, if flawed, follow-up to 2011's Another Earth. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 25, 2014
3/5 87% Chef (2014) A sassy and mouth-watering concoction, bursting with flavour. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 26, 2014
3/5 81% The Fault In Our Stars (2014) Try as you might, there's not a single damn thing you can do about The Fault in Our Stars. It's here. It exists. Suck up the saccharine, let it into your heart, and deal with it. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 19, 2014
3/5 88% Cheap Thrills (2014) A bluesy drinking session evolves into messy violence for kicks in this nifty debut feature from E L Katz. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 5, 2014
4/5 90% X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) A giddy rush of superhero thrills, spills and epic set-pieces. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted May 22, 2014
2/5 51% The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) You friendly neighbourhood web-slinger returns for more of the same, albeit with added confusion and much less charm. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 17, 2014
2/5 48% Rio 2 (2014) Does this slick Blue Sky sequel cut the animated feature mustard in a post LEGO Movie world? No, it really doesn't. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 3, 2014
3/5 48% Honour (2014) A spiky supporting turn by Paddy Considine as a tattooed bounty hunter lifts this generic British thriller. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 3, 2014
3/5 81% The Borderlands (2014) A frisky British found footage horror that's well worth your time. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 27, 2014
2/5 79% The Machine (2014) An impressive calling card for director Caradog James rather than the finished article. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 20, 2014
2/5 79% The Bachelor's Weekend (2014) This lager-fuelled jolly boys romp brings back bad memories of Martin Clunes 1994 no-no, Staggered. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 6, 2014
4/5 96% The LEGO Movie (2014) Is this a glossy feature-length advert for toys? Nope, it's a whimsical and hilarious piece of animated nostalgia from Phil Lord and Chris Miller. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 13, 2014
3/5 77% Teenage (2014) Doesn't tell us all that much, but full of loving grace, nonetheless. A teenage dream, indeed. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 23, 2014
2/5 59% Bounty Killer (2013) This slurry of B-movie hackwork boasts the odd spark of originality amid the full-bore blood-letting. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 9, 2014
2/5 50% Bring Me the Head of the Machine Gun Woman (Tráiganme la cabeza de la mujer metralleta) (2012) This Z-grade exploitation knock-off plays like a cinematic rendering of the Grand Theft Auto games. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 26, 2013
4/5 74% Kelly + Victor (2012) Kieran Evans' British romance is an occasionally shocking, often excellent ode to nihilistic love. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 19, 2013
1/5 39% Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) Drown it in ectoplasm. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 12, 2013
3/5 81% 42 (2013) It's a gloriously sentimental, shamelessly enjoyable slice of apple pie that sugar-coats on a Willy Wonka scale. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 12, 2013
3/5 79% You're Next (2013) How do you breathe new life into the tired home invasion horror? Adam Wingard has the answer. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 28, 2013
1/5 61% The Frozen Ground (2013) Nicolas Cage sleepwalks through another macho, tediously formulaic b-movie. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 18, 2013
2/5 50% Now You See Me (2013) A film which proves the theory that if magicians were also bankrobbers, they'd still be pretty stupid. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 3, 2013
3/5 83% This Is the End (2013) A cheerfully crass, enjoyably puerile entertainment that doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel as much as it blows the barrel to pieces with a sawn-off shotgun. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 28, 2013
1/5 50% The Comedian (2013) The meandering life of a London stand-up comic makes for a meandering movie experience. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted May 30, 2013
2/5 65% Epic (2013) Epic fail. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted May 23, 2013
3/5 85% Wu xia (Dragon) (2012) Dragon roars. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted May 2, 2013
2/5 38% The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) Some laughs, sure, but Carell's creation isn't quite classic and the script sends out mixed messages. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 14, 2013
1/5 7% Fire With Fire (2012) Violent, obnoxious and forgettable, Fire With Fire is an action shambles with some hilariously literal plotting. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 7, 2013
2/5 76% The Bay (2012) Effective but hollow, The Bay is a minor work from a director lost at sea. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 28, 2013
2/5 87% Wreck-it Ralph (2012) Play an actual videogame instead. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 7, 2013
4/5 74% Dwae-ji-ui wang (The King of Pigs) (2013) The King of Pigs rules. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 24, 2013
2/5 23% Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) A rickety old ride and no mistake, this instalment is for franchise fans only. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 24, 2012
1/5 22% Taken 2 (2012) Unnecessary, perfunctory, ramshackle: Taken 2 is all these things and less. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 4, 2012
3/5 89% ParaNorman (2012) There's no meat on the bone of this skeleton. Witty and fast-paced, sure, but the film lacks substance. - Little White Lies EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 13, 2012