Chris Blohm

Chris Blohm's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Little White Lies

Publications: Little White Lies

Movie Reviews Only

Movies

	T-Meter	Title \| Year	Review
2/5	81%	Eddie The Eagle (2016)	An oddly conventional biopic that uses a strained father-son relationship to frame its rabble-rousing, crowd-pleasing reflection on futility. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Mar 29, 2016
1/5	17%	Pixels (2015)	It's the cinematic equivalent of receiving a supermarket brand deodorant gift set on Christmas morning: you don't want it, you'll never use it, and frankly, it stinks. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Aug 13, 2015
1/5	9%	Accidental Love (2015)	David O Russell has moved on, as should we all. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Jun 23, 2015
3/5	81%	Man Up (2015)	Man Up isn't perfect, but that's a minor detail when you're dealing with major talent. It could be love, actually. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted May 29, 2015
2/5	56%	Focus (2015)	Flash trash. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Feb 26, 2015
3/5	77%	Beyond Clueless (2014)	Charlie Lyne's debut feature is a dizzying and dedicated essay on the previously unheralded genre of teen movies. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Jan 22, 2015
3/5	48%	Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)	A surprisingly enjoyable, fitfully entertaining romp for all the family, with a satisfying gag count. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Dec 19, 2014
3/5	98%	The Babadook (2014)	Eerie and unsettling, this is a promising debut from an exciting new talent. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Oct 23, 2014
1/5	32%	Love, Rosie (2015)	Never before has one script screamed so loudly for a Carrie Fisher rewrite; anything at all to inject a little wit, decency or soul. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Oct 23, 2014
3/5	52%	I Origins (2014)	A mad-eyed exploration into modern optometry is Mike Cahill's ambitious, if flawed, follow-up to 2011's Another Earth. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Sep 25, 2014
3/5	87%	Chef (2014)	A sassy and mouth-watering concoction, bursting with flavour. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Jun 26, 2014
3/5	80%	The Fault In Our Stars (2014)	Try as you might, there's not a single damn thing you can do about The Fault in Our Stars. It's here. It exists. Suck up the saccharine, let it into your heart, and deal with it. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Jun 19, 2014
3/5	88%	Cheap Thrills (2014)	A bluesy drinking session evolves into messy violence for kicks in this nifty debut feature from E L Katz. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Jun 5, 2014
4/5	90%	X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)	A giddy rush of superhero thrills, spills and epic set-pieces. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted May 22, 2014
2/5	52%	The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)	You friendly neighbourhood web-slinger returns for more of the same, albeit with added confusion and much less charm. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Apr 17, 2014
2/5	47%	Rio 2 (2014)	Does this slick Blue Sky sequel cut the animated feature mustard in a post LEGO Movie world? No, it really doesn't. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Apr 3, 2014
3/5	44%	Honour (2014)	A spiky supporting turn by Paddy Considine as a tattooed bounty hunter lifts this generic British thriller. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Apr 3, 2014
3/5	81%	The Borderlands (2014)	A frisky British found footage horror that's well worth your time. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Mar 27, 2014
2/5	78%	The Machine (2014)	An impressive calling card for director Caradog James rather than the finished article. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Mar 20, 2014
2/5	79%	The Bachelor's Weekend (2014)	This lager-fuelled jolly boys romp brings back bad memories of Martin Clunes 1994 no-no, Staggered. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Mar 6, 2014
4/5	95%	The LEGO Movie (2014)	Is this a glossy feature-length advert for toys? Nope, it's a whimsical and hilarious piece of animated nostalgia from Phil Lord and Chris Miller. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Feb 13, 2014
3/5	77%	Teenage (2014)	Doesn't tell us all that much, but full of loving grace, nonetheless. A teenage dream, indeed. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Jan 23, 2014
2/5	59%	Bounty Killer (2013)	This slurry of B-movie hackwork boasts the odd spark of originality amid the full-bore blood-letting. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Jan 9, 2014
2/5	50%	Bring Me the Head of the Machine Gun Woman (Tráiganme la cabeza de la mujer metralleta) (2012)	This Z-grade exploitation knock-off plays like a cinematic rendering of the Grand Theft Auto games. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Sep 26, 2013
4/5	72%	Kelly + Victor (2012)	Kieran Evans' British romance is an occasionally shocking, often excellent ode to nihilistic love. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Sep 19, 2013
1/5	39%	Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013)	Drown it in ectoplasm. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Sep 12, 2013
3/5	80%	42 (2013)	It's a gloriously sentimental, shamelessly enjoyable slice of apple pie that sugar-coats on a Willy Wonka scale. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Sep 12, 2013
3/5	77%	You're Next (2013)	How do you breathe new life into the tired home invasion horror? Adam Wingard has the answer. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Aug 28, 2013
1/5	60%	The Frozen Ground (2013)	Nicolas Cage sleepwalks through another macho, tediously formulaic b-movie. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Jul 18, 2013
2/5	50%	Now You See Me (2013)	A film which proves the theory that if magicians were also bankrobbers, they'd still be pretty stupid. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Jul 3, 2013
3/5	83%	This Is the End (2013)	A cheerfully crass, enjoyably puerile entertainment that doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel as much as it blows the barrel to pieces with a sawn-off shotgun. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Jun 28, 2013
1/5	50%	The Comedian (2013)	The meandering life of a London stand-up comic makes for a meandering movie experience. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted May 30, 2013
2/5	65%	Epic (2013)	Epic fail. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted May 23, 2013
3/5	85%	Wu xia (Dragon) (2012)	Dragon roars. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted May 2, 2013
2/5	37%	The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013)	Some laughs, sure, but Carell's creation isn't quite classic and the script sends out mixed messages. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Mar 14, 2013
1/5	7%	Fire With Fire (2012)	Violent, obnoxious and forgettable, Fire With Fire is an action shambles with some hilariously literal plotting. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Mar 7, 2013
2/5	75%	The Bay (2012)	Effective but hollow, The Bay is a minor work from a director lost at sea. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Feb 28, 2013
2/5	87%	Wreck-it Ralph (2012)	Play an actual videogame instead. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Feb 7, 2013
4/5	72%	Dwae-ji-ui wang (The King of Pigs) (2013)	The King of Pigs rules. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Jan 24, 2013
2/5	24%	Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)	A rickety old ride and no mistake, this instalment is for franchise fans only. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Oct 24, 2012
1/5	22%	Taken 2 (2012)	Unnecessary, perfunctory, ramshackle: Taken 2 is all these things and less. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Oct 4, 2012
3/5	88%	ParaNorman (2012)	There's no meat on the bone of this skeleton. Witty and fast-paced, sure, but the film lacks substance. - Little White Lies EDIT Read More \| Posted Sep 13, 2012