Chris Blohm

Chris Blohm's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s):
Little White Lies
Publications:
Little White Lies
Movie Reviews Only
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2/5 | 82% | Eddie The Eagle (2016) |
An oddly conventional biopic that uses a strained father-son relationship to frame its rabble-rousing, crowd-pleasing reflection on futility. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Mar 29, 2016
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1/5 | 17% | Pixels (2015) |
It's the cinematic equivalent of receiving a supermarket brand deodorant gift set on Christmas morning: you don't want it, you'll never use it, and frankly, it stinks. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Aug 13, 2015
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1/5 | 9% | Accidental Love (2015) |
David O Russell has moved on, as should we all. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jun 23, 2015
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3/5 | 80% | Man Up (2015) |
Man Up isn't perfect, but that's a minor detail when you're dealing with major talent. It could be love, actually. - Little White Lies
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| Posted May 29, 2015
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2/5 | 56% | Focus (2015) |
Flash trash. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Feb 26, 2015
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3/5 | 79% | Beyond Clueless (2014) |
Charlie Lyne's debut feature is a dizzying and dedicated essay on the previously unheralded genre of teen movies. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jan 22, 2015
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3/5 | 47% | Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) |
A surprisingly enjoyable, fitfully entertaining romp for all the family, with a satisfying gag count. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Dec 19, 2014
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3/5 | 98% | The Babadook (2014) |
Eerie and unsettling, this is a promising debut from an exciting new talent. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Oct 23, 2014
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1/5 | 32% | Love, Rosie (2015) |
Never before has one script screamed so loudly for a Carrie Fisher rewrite; anything at all to inject a little wit, decency or soul. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Oct 23, 2014
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3/5 | 53% | I Origins (2014) |
A mad-eyed exploration into modern optometry is Mike Cahill's ambitious, if flawed, follow-up to 2011's Another Earth. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Sep 25, 2014
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3/5 | 87% | Chef (2014) |
A sassy and mouth-watering concoction, bursting with flavour. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jun 26, 2014
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3/5 | 81% | The Fault In Our Stars (2014) |
Try as you might, there's not a single damn thing you can do about The Fault in Our Stars. It's here. It exists. Suck up the saccharine, let it into your heart, and deal with it. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jun 19, 2014
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3/5 | 88% | Cheap Thrills (2014) |
A bluesy drinking session evolves into messy violence for kicks in this nifty debut feature from E L Katz. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jun 5, 2014
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4/5 | 90% | X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) |
A giddy rush of superhero thrills, spills and epic set-pieces. - Little White Lies
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| Posted May 22, 2014
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2/5 | 51% | The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) |
You friendly neighbourhood web-slinger returns for more of the same, albeit with added confusion and much less charm. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Apr 17, 2014
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2/5 | 48% | Rio 2 (2014) |
Does this slick Blue Sky sequel cut the animated feature mustard in a post LEGO Movie world? No, it really doesn't. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Apr 3, 2014
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3/5 | 48% | Honour (2014) |
A spiky supporting turn by Paddy Considine as a tattooed bounty hunter lifts this generic British thriller. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Apr 3, 2014
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3/5 | 81% | The Borderlands (2014) |
A frisky British found footage horror that's well worth your time. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Mar 27, 2014
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2/5 | 79% | The Machine (2014) |
An impressive calling card for director Caradog James rather than the finished article. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Mar 20, 2014
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2/5 | 79% | The Bachelor's Weekend (2014) |
This lager-fuelled jolly boys romp brings back bad memories of Martin Clunes 1994 no-no, Staggered. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Mar 6, 2014
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4/5 | 96% | The LEGO Movie (2014) |
Is this a glossy feature-length advert for toys? Nope, it's a whimsical and hilarious piece of animated nostalgia from Phil Lord and Chris Miller. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Feb 13, 2014
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3/5 | 77% | Teenage (2014) |
Doesn't tell us all that much, but full of loving grace, nonetheless. A teenage dream, indeed. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jan 23, 2014
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2/5 | 59% | Bounty Killer (2013) |
This slurry of B-movie hackwork boasts the odd spark of originality amid the full-bore blood-letting. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jan 9, 2014
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2/5 | 50% | Bring Me the Head of the Machine Gun Woman (Tráiganme la cabeza de la mujer metralleta) (2012) |
This Z-grade exploitation knock-off plays like a cinematic rendering of the Grand Theft Auto games. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Sep 26, 2013
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4/5 | 74% | Kelly + Victor (2012) |
Kieran Evans' British romance is an occasionally shocking, often excellent ode to nihilistic love. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Sep 19, 2013
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1/5 | 39% | Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) |
Drown it in ectoplasm. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Sep 12, 2013
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3/5 | 81% | 42 (2013) |
It's a gloriously sentimental, shamelessly enjoyable slice of apple pie that sugar-coats on a Willy Wonka scale. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Sep 12, 2013
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3/5 | 79% | You're Next (2013) |
How do you breathe new life into the tired home invasion horror? Adam Wingard has the answer. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Aug 28, 2013
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1/5 | 61% | The Frozen Ground (2013) |
Nicolas Cage sleepwalks through another macho, tediously formulaic b-movie. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jul 18, 2013
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2/5 | 50% | Now You See Me (2013) |
A film which proves the theory that if magicians were also bankrobbers, they'd still be pretty stupid. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jul 3, 2013
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3/5 | 83% | This Is the End (2013) |
A cheerfully crass, enjoyably puerile entertainment that doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel as much as it blows the barrel to pieces with a sawn-off shotgun. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jun 28, 2013
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1/5 | 50% | The Comedian (2013) |
The meandering life of a London stand-up comic makes for a meandering movie experience. - Little White Lies
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| Posted May 30, 2013
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2/5 | 65% | Epic (2013) |
Epic fail. - Little White Lies
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| Posted May 23, 2013
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3/5 | 85% | Wu xia (Dragon) (2012) |
Dragon roars. - Little White Lies
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| Posted May 2, 2013
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2/5 | 38% | The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) |
Some laughs, sure, but Carell's creation isn't quite classic and the script sends out mixed messages. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Mar 14, 2013
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1/5 | 7% | Fire With Fire (2012) |
Violent, obnoxious and forgettable, Fire With Fire is an action shambles with some hilariously literal plotting. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Mar 7, 2013
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2/5 | 76% | The Bay (2012) |
Effective but hollow, The Bay is a minor work from a director lost at sea. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Feb 28, 2013
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2/5 | 87% | Wreck-it Ralph (2012) |
Play an actual videogame instead. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Feb 7, 2013
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4/5 | 74% | Dwae-ji-ui wang (The King of Pigs) (2013) |
The King of Pigs rules. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Jan 24, 2013
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2/5 | 23% | Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) |
A rickety old ride and no mistake, this instalment is for franchise fans only. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Oct 24, 2012
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1/5 | 22% | Taken 2 (2012) |
Unnecessary, perfunctory, ramshackle: Taken 2 is all these things and less. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Oct 4, 2012
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3/5 | 89% | ParaNorman (2012) |
There's no meat on the bone of this skeleton. Witty and fast-paced, sure, but the film lacks substance. - Little White Lies
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| Posted Sep 13, 2012
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