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Chuck Schwartz

Chuck Schwartz
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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
3/10 61%

Saved! (2004)

"A satire way too soft on satire." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted May 28, 2004
4/10 23%

Raising Helen (2004)

"Perfectly average -- excepting the performance by Joan Cusack, who is even funnier than she usually is." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted May 28, 2004
8/10 88%

Shrek 2 (2004)

"Once it gets started, you don't want it to stop." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted May 28, 2004
3/10 45%

The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

"Been there done that." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted May 28, 2004
6/10 18%

Soul Plane (2004)

"As funny as it is rude and crude ... and that is very rude and crude, indeed!" ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted May 27, 2004
9/10 65%

Coffee and Cigarettes (2004)

"A most enjoyable time in the dark and one of the best films we've seen this year." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted May 14, 2004
7/10 54%

Troy (2004)

"The men get great battles. The ladies get a long haired Pitt. Something for everybody." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted May 14, 2004
11%

New York Minute (2004)

"For fans and young teens only." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted May 7, 2004
4/10 23%

Van Helsing (2004)

"Overblown, overstuffed and overamped." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted May 6, 2004
0/10 4%

Godsend (2003)

"We can't get more descriptive -- our audience was laughing hysterically." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Apr 30, 2004
9/10 8%

Envy (2004)

"Hands down hysterically funny." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Apr 30, 2004
4/10 78%

The Saddest Music in the World (2004)

"Falls too close to the television world of sit-comedy to merit more than a rental recommendation." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Apr 30, 2004
2/10 64%

13 Going on 30 (2004)

"For 13 year old girls only." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Apr 23, 2004
5/10 39%

Man on Fire (2004)

"A ponderous start undermines a gripping back half." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Apr 23, 2004
3/10 29%

The Punisher (2004)

"A lead weight tied around the feet of the poor saps who shell out money to see it." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Apr 23, 2004
7.5/10 84%

Kill Bill: Volume 2 (2004)

"A superior piece of work to its predecessor." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Apr 22, 2004
3/10 26%

Walking Tall (2004)

"See the box office? Keep walking." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Apr 2, 2004
5/10 81%

Hellboy (2004)

"Over-adapted fantasy action story." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Apr 2, 2004
8/10 55%

The Ladykillers (2004)

"As spectacularly regional as Fargo and as funny as any classic Looney Toon." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Mar 26, 2004
1/10 75%

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

"Terrible, as simple as that." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Mar 19, 2004
5/10 93%

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)

"So clever that our brain hurts." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Mar 19, 2004
3/10 1%

Twisted (2004)

"A film experience that is really toeing the line of believeability." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Mar 6, 2004
4/10 29%

Club Dread (2004)

"A Scary Movie wannabe." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Feb 27, 2004
1/10 49%

The Passion of the Christ (2004)

"Two hours of gruesome, sadistic, stomach-turning and hard core graphically violent torture detached from any background information is not something to expose kids to, regardless of religion." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Feb 24, 2004
4/10 13%

Welcome to Mooseport (2004)

"It has all the feel of one of those projects rushed into production long before it was ready to go." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Feb 23, 2004
4/10 12%

Against the Ropes (2004)

"Edwards' script drops story reversals and conflicts on to the screen with all the regularity of a template taken out of a screen writing textbook." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Feb 20, 2004
5/10 13%

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004)

"For those pre-teens who devour Seventeen magazine, or whatever is the current equivalent." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Feb 20, 2004
4/10 46%

Eurotrip (2003)

"Only at the end is it leave you in a puddle funny." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Feb 20, 2004
4.5/10 44%

50 First Dates (2004)

"We ain't singing, but we've got baggage." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Feb 13, 2004
7.5/10 80%

Miracle (2004)

"A great family sit." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Feb 7, 2004
3/10 17%

The Perfect Score (2004)

"A Mission Impossible for idjits." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Jan 30, 2004
6/10 16%

The Big Bounce (2004)

"Fun to watch. Easy to forget." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Jan 30, 2004
3/10 52%

Win a Date With Tad Hamilton! (2004)

"A film of interest only to budding teens." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Jan 26, 2004
1/10 33%

The Butterfly Effect (2004)

"Guaranteed to make your brain hurt." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Jan 23, 2004
8.5/10 76%

Teacher's Pet (2004)

"Jaw dropping funny." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Jan 19, 2004
3/10 25%

Along Came Polly (2004)

"That sucking sound you hear is the sub-par script at work, draining the chemistry out of the Stiller - Aniston team up and leaving Hoffman and Baldwin and Brown desperately trying to get laughs out of their supporting roles." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Jan 16, 2004
1/10 23%

Torque (2004)

"Some va-voom. Lots of KA-BOOMs. Ultimately a major zzzz." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Jan 16, 2004
8.5/10 82%

Monster (2004)

"Oscar to Theron." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Dec 30, 2003
7/10 71%

Cold Mountain (2003)

"There's enough action to keep this epic visually interesting." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Dec 30, 2003
1/10 27%

Paycheck (2003)

"Avoid Paycheck unless you can get for less than a buck at the local vid store." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Dec 29, 2003
7.5/10 77%

Peter Pan (2003)

"This Peter Pan is by far the most beautiful and wondrous film of them all." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Dec 21, 2003
3/10 72%

Girl With a Pearl Earring (2004)

"We've sat through arthouse films with far less subplot potential and far more characterization." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Dec 12, 2003
3/10 71%

Something's Gotta Give (2003)

"Someone gotta give you your money back." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Dec 12, 2003
6.5/10 77%

Big Fish (2003)

"By its end, there was nary a dry eye in the house." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Dec 12, 2003
3/10 13%

Love Don't Cost a Thing (2003)

"A whole lot more of the average stuff we've seen a whole lot of over the last zillion years." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Dec 12, 2003
7/10 35%

Mona Lisa Smile (2003)

"The writers try to get too much stuff done here. The actors smooth out the rough spots and deliver a film that is a good sit." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Dec 12, 2003
3/10 61%

Stuck on You (2003)

"Average Farrelly stuff which gets more chuckles out of the appearances by A-list stars." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Dec 12, 2003
9/10 66%

The Last Samurai (2003)

"Another contender for our Best Of The Year list." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Dec 5, 2003
5/10 21%

Honey (2003)

"Teen dateflick." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Dec 5, 2003
4/10 58%

The Missing (2003)

"Oh how we wish we could say that The Missing is 'compelling' viewing. It's not." ‐Cranky Critic®
Posted Nov 26, 2003
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