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Cole Smithey

Cole Smithey
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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
B+ 85% The Descent (2006) "The Descent" succeeds thoroughly as a horror film, based on the filmmakers' diligent attention to fundamental genre elements.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jul 29, 2006
C 40% Scoop (2006) As writer, director and actor Allen borrows so liberally from himself that anyone familiar with his movies will experience twinges of déjà vu in nearly every other scene.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jul 24, 2006
D+ 25% Lady in the Water (2006) Apologists for the categorically inadequate M. Night Shyamalan have their work cut out defending yet another cinematic killjoy from the 'auteur' whose high box office receipts do not reflect the ineptitude of his filmmaking skills.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jul 19, 2006
C 20% You, Me and Dupree (2006) You, Me and Dupree is a situation comedy that subsists purely on vibe, namely Owen Wilson's ever-boyish vibe of an innocence that has overstayed its welcome long into adulthood.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jul 12, 2006
B- 68% A Scanner Darkly (2006) Richard Linklater sticks to the narrative flow of Philip K. Dick's novel without embellishing it with current sociopolitical realities that the book foreshadowed.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2006
A- 76% Superman Returns (2006) "Superman Returns" is a sumptuous cinematic experience where its necessary spectacle never takes a front seat to the drama's emotional core...‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jun 27, 2006
C- 35% The Lake House (2006) While the movie isn't as bad as its dubious trailer portends, it suffers terribly from a truncated narrative puzzle device that connects two lovers from different eras via an old-fashioned mailbox at a lake house.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jun 27, 2006
C+ 37% The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) Padded with relatively unknown actors, "Tokyo Drift" is more of an actors' showcase than fully fleshed-out movie.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jun 16, 2006
C- 81% A Prairie Home Companion (2006) "A Prairie Home Companion" is a cringe-worthy Robert Altman movie because it lacks all traces of the director's former glory. You could blame Garrison Keillor but that would be giving him too much credit.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jun 4, 2006
A 93% An Inconvenient Truth (2006) Director Davis Guggenheim expands Gore's highly polished multimedia lecture into dramatic form with personal footage of Gore that exemplifies his 40-year commitment to a subject that is consuming our Earth.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jun 1, 2006
B 58% X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) "X-Men: The Last Stand" is a comic book movie that crams in a stunning number of characters while still managing to map out significant emotional underpinnings.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted May 24, 2006
B- 75% Over the Hedge (2006) The metaphoric subtext is as clear as the apocalyptic destruction that befalls Gladys' treasured suburban home. All of the humans have gone nuts.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted May 21, 2006
A- 33% Poseidon (2006) From Wolfgang Petersen's majestic 360-degree pan of the enormous modern-day luxury cruise ship that will be capsized by a 150-foot tidal wave to his deliberately caliginous closing shot, "Poseidon" is a nerve-wracking thrill ride.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted May 9, 2006
B+ 70% Mission: Impossible III (2006) "Mission Impossible: III" is a perfect summer blockbuster movie.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted May 5, 2006
C- 90% United 93 (2006) Ultimately, United 93 is a regurgitation of suspicious media-fueled speculation about events on an airplane that we know very little about.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Apr 25, 2006
B- 84% Akeelah and the Bee (2006) "Akeelah And The Bee" is a movie that parents should be happy to let their kids go see on their own; they just might start reading the dictionary.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Apr 21, 2006
B+ 20% The Wild (2006) Obvious plot similarities to Dreamworks animated kid's movie "Madagascar" haunts this superior Disney produced CG animated story about a group of New York Zoo animals that go for an unexpected boat trip to an African jungle.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Posted Apr 11, 2006
C- 35% Ask the Dust (2006) No one gets away unscathed in Robert Towne's overblown attempt at transfiguring John Fante's novel to film.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Apr 9, 2006
A 79% Why We Fight (2006) Entertaining, informative and thought provoking "Why We Fight" clearly exposes the enemy within. Don't miss it.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Apr 6, 2006
C- 44% Take the Lead (2006) As a dance movie "Take The Lead" is downright incompetent, and as a feel-good teen drama/comedy it has no pathos or humor. It's a throwaway movie.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Apr 6, 2006
B- 51% Lucky Number Slevin (2006) Josh Hartnett ("Sin City") indulges in a snappy tongue-in-cheek puzzle of a thriller that's akin to eating ten flavors of ice cream at once.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Mar 27, 2006
C 86% Thank You for Smoking (2006) Reitman's inability to pay off on any of the film's skeletal sub-plots leaves Aaron Eckhart holding the narrative bag even if the capable actor carries the movie on his brawny shoulders like an obsolete Atlas.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Mar 20, 2006
B+ 73% V for Vendetta (2006) V For Vendetta is a glorious piece of pop culture subversive cinema that operates on manifold levels.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Mar 13, 2006
C+ 50% The Hills Have Eyes (2006) "The Hills Have Eyes" is an intense horror movie that should send more than a few viewers with weak stomachs running for the restroom.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Mar 7, 2006
C+ 56% 16 Blocks (2006) Mos Def doesn't so much steal scenes as palm them away from the action around him to create an oasis of naturalism.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Feb 25, 2006
B 25% Madea's Family Reunion (2006) Domestic violence, incest and greed are some of the issues that boil over in this sweet and sour comedy that adheres to theatrical guidelines that are seldom politically correct.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2006
D+ 50% The White Countess (2005) James Ivory would have done well to take his from "Casablanca" since that similarly themed film achieves everything that this film aspires to but ultimately fails at.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Feb 17, 2006
A+ 93% Do the Right Thing (1989) "Do the Right Thing" is a film whose ability to entertain, provoke, and question has not diminished in the least.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Posted Feb 13, 2006
B- 72% Eight Below (2006) The dogs' remarkable acting abilities admirably serve the bulk of the movie...‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Feb 13, 2006
B 82% The World's Fastest Indian (2005) Hopkins transports a simple story about an aging man with an ageless dream into the stuff of legend.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2006
B 43% Final Destination 3 (2006) Whether conscious or not on the part of the filmmakers, the gory logic follows America's understandable desire to rationalize the effects of such physical violence that its invisible soldiers are suffering in Afghanistan and Iraq.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2006
C- 61% Something New (2006) "Something New" is a tentative baby step toward a hopefully improving cinematic dialogue about the fact of interracial relations and their acceptance in our society.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jan 30, 2006
C- 73% Nanny McPhee (2006) The movie is hampered by production designer Michael Howell's garish neon color palate contrasted against clownish costumes by Nic Ede...‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jan 25, 2006
B- 56% Glory Road (2006) Debut director James Gartner struggles with solidifying the film's socially explosive period aspects against the exacting demands of recreating a season's worth of hair raising basketball games surging toward the 1966 NCAA tournament.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jan 10, 2006
B+ 47% Hoodwinked (2005) With or without the 3-D, "Hoodwinked!" is a clever screwball take on the Little Red Riding Hood fable that speaks to the kid in all of us.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jan 6, 2006
C+ 50% The Producers (2005) The play may be lousy, but the actors are great.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2006
A 77% Munich (2005) "Munich" is at once a deeply disturbing and ardently effective film that operates successfully as a political thriller and as a cautionary tale.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Dec 19, 2005
B+ 84% King Kong (2005) "King Kong" is a rare film that would be improved with a "director's cut" that excised rather than added.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Dec 12, 2005
B- 87% Brokeback Mountain (2005) Ang Lee creates a compelling atmospheric film in spite of the story's obedient propagation of Hollywood's cliché myth that gay people must eventually be punished with lethal violence.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Dec 10, 2005
B+ 75% The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe (2005) The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe is a weighty children's story about how children make the transition into young adults during a time of crisis.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Dec 5, 2005
A- 73% Syriana (2005) The thematic temperature of "Syriana" runs hot and doesn't waste a single second of film time.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Nov 28, 2005
C- 46% Rent (2005) "Rent" is a wet blanket musical compared to the likes of "West Side Story" or "Cabaret."‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Nov 28, 2005
6/10 45% The Ice Harvest (2005) It's an anti-Christmas black comedy for every card-carrying Grinch.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Nov 21, 2005
A 83% Walk the Line (2005) Joaquin's trademark stiff shoulders morph into those of country music legend Johnny Cash even if Cash never carried himself with such defensiveness.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Nov 14, 2005
D 88% Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire is an endurance test for its audience.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Nov 14, 2005
B 67% The Spook Who Sat by the Door (1973) ...a document of social revolt that still bristles with a timely, and timeless, impression of righteousness and intelligence.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Nov 7, 2005
A 93% Young Frankenstein (1974) Mel Brooks caught comic lightning in a bottle in 1974 with his appropriately black-and-white spoof of James Whale's 1931 classic horror film.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Nov 7, 2005
C- 75% Zathura (2005) Zathura: A Space Adventure is a mediocre children's movie based on the reworking of an already faulty formula (see Jumanji) generated by the same author.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Nov 7, 2005
A 90% Capote (2005) Philip Seymour Hoffman gives a tour de force performance as Truman Capote in a film that matches Hoffman's authentic representation...‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Nov 6, 2005
A- 61% Jarhead (2005) Jarhead is the most unconventional anti-war film ever made...‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Nov 1, 2005