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Cyrus Baetz

Cyrus Baetz
"People who quote themselves saying, 'quoting yourself is stupid' are stupid and hypocritical." --Me

Agrees with the Tomatometer 80% of the time.

Cyrus Baetz's reviews do not count toward the Tomatometer. This is not a Tomatometer-approved critic, and this critic's reviews are not published on a Tomatometer-approved publication.

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
3.5/5 77% Team America: World Police (2004) "It's not for the insecure, but if you're feeling vigilant, give Team America: World Police your best shot. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Mar 5, 2005
3/5 81% Friday Night Lights (2004) "Friday Night Lights is pretty much a straight-shooter football flick. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Mar 5, 2005
4/5 81% Ray (2004) "Jamie Foxx does him more than justice; he made something for Ray Charles to be proud of. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Mar 5, 2005
4.5/5 97% The Incredibles (2004) "The Incredibles is a highly entertaining family film, and exercises a witty, gutsy script that is complimented by some flawless direction. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Mar 5, 2005
4.5/5 87% The Aviator (2004) "[Scorsese] shoots with less style than consistency and fluidity. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Mar 5, 2005
1/5 56% Ocean's Twelve (2004) "Stay away from Ocean's Twelve unless you need a good example of how bad sequels can be. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Mar 5, 2005
2/5 38% Meet the Fockers (2004) "You know your film needs some work when a horny Chihuahua, a fat cat and a genius baby steal the show. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Mar 5, 2005
3/5 86% Ong-Bak (Ong Bak: Muay Thai Warrior) (2005) "You might like it, you might not, but you should see it if this sounds like your sort of thing. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Mar 5, 2005
2.5/5 46% Constantine (2005) "Like the book it's partially based on, it all depends how you interpret it. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Mar 5, 2005
3.5/5 65% Coach Carter (2005) "It's not about the movie, it's about the message, but I can honestly say the movie is pretty good too. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Jan 10, 2005
2.5/5 72% Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) "[Director Kerry Conran] is throwing us in a pool of nostalgia and hoping we wouldn't notice the chlorine is burning our eyes from the inside out. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Sep 27, 2004
3.5/5 91% Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) "J.K. Rowling should be proud; the movie only grazes on its potential wonder, but the film is better than it could have been. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Sep 22, 2004
4.5/5 86% Collateral (2004) "See Collateral for the crisp visuals, for the terrific musical score, for the stringent action, and for the thoughtful dialogue. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Sep 22, 2004
3.5/5 74% Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle is unspeakably, moronically, sophomorically hilarious. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Sep 22, 2004
4/5 81% The Manchurian Candidate (2004) "The movie made me wonder if something of this matter is actually going on right now -- maybe Bush is being controlled by an enslaved committee of retarded chimpanzees. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Sep 22, 2004
5/5 95% Hero (2004) "This year, Hero is a solid Oscar contender. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Sep 22, 2004
5/5 93% Spider-Man 2 (2004) "Put aside any prejudice and preconceptions of what a second entry usually is, and go see Spider-Man 2 - comic-book fan or not. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Sep 22, 2004
4/5 88% Shrek 2 (2004) "The most important statement to make is that Shrek 2 has a broad range of humour and will appeal to all ages, and that is why I recommend it. " ‐ cymovies.tk
Posted Sep 22, 2004
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