Cyrus Baetz

Cyrus Baetz
"People who quote themselves saying, 'quoting yourself is stupid' are stupid and hypocritical." --Me

Agrees with the Tomatometer 80% of the time.

Cyrus Baetz's reviews do not count toward the Tomatometer. This is not a Tomatometer-approved critic, and this critic's reviews are not published on a Tomatometer-approved publication.

Movie Reviews Only

Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
3.5/5 77%

Team America: World Police (2004)

"It's not for the insecure, but if you're feeling vigilant, give Team America: World Police your best shot." ‐
Posted Mar 5, 2005
3/5 81%

Friday Night Lights (2004)

"Friday Night Lights is pretty much a straight-shooter football flick." ‐
Posted Mar 5, 2005
4/5 81%

Ray (2004)

"Jamie Foxx does him more than justice; he made something for Ray Charles to be proud of." ‐
Posted Mar 5, 2005
4.5/5 97%

The Incredibles (2004)

"The Incredibles is a highly entertaining family film, and exercises a witty, gutsy script that is complimented by some flawless direction." ‐
Posted Mar 5, 2005
4.5/5 87%

The Aviator (2004)

"[Scorsese] shoots with less style than consistency and fluidity." ‐
Posted Mar 5, 2005
1/5 56%

Ocean's Twelve (2004)

"Stay away from Ocean's Twelve unless you need a good example of how bad sequels can be." ‐
Posted Mar 5, 2005
2/5 39%

Meet the Fockers (2004)

"You know your film needs some work when a horny Chihuahua, a fat cat and a genius baby steal the show." ‐
Posted Mar 5, 2005
3/5 86%

Ong-Bak (Ong Bak: Muay Thai Warrior) (2005)

"You might like it, you might not, but you should see it if this sounds like your sort of thing." ‐
Posted Mar 5, 2005
2.5/5 46%

Constantine (2005)

"Like the book it's partially based on, it all depends how you interpret it." ‐
Posted Mar 5, 2005
3.5/5 65%

Coach Carter (2005)

"It's not about the movie, it's about the message, but I can honestly say the movie is pretty good too." ‐
Posted Jan 10, 2005
2.5/5 72%

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)

"[Director Kerry Conran] is throwing us in a pool of nostalgia and hoping we wouldn't notice the chlorine is burning our eyes from the inside out." ‐
Posted Sep 27, 2004
3.5/5 91%

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

"J.K. Rowling should be proud; the movie only grazes on its potential wonder, but the film is better than it could have been." ‐
Posted Sep 22, 2004
4.5/5 86%

Collateral (2004)

"See Collateral for the crisp visuals, for the terrific musical score, for the stringent action, and for the thoughtful dialogue." ‐
Posted Sep 22, 2004
3.5/5 74%

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

"Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle is unspeakably, moronically, sophomorically hilarious." ‐
Posted Sep 22, 2004
4/5 81%

The Manchurian Candidate (2004)

"The movie made me wonder if something of this matter is actually going on right now -- maybe Bush is being controlled by an enslaved committee of retarded chimpanzees." ‐
Posted Sep 22, 2004
5/5 95%

Hero (2004)

"This year, Hero is a solid Oscar contender." ‐
Posted Sep 22, 2004
5/5 93%

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

"Put aside any prejudice and preconceptions of what a second entry usually is, and go see Spider-Man 2 - comic-book fan or not." ‐
Posted Sep 22, 2004
4/5 88%

Shrek 2 (2004)

"The most important statement to make is that Shrek 2 has a broad range of humour and will appeal to all ages, and that is why I recommend it." ‐
Posted Sep 22, 2004