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Dan Fazio

Dan Fazio
Dan Fazio's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Citysearch

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
4.5/5 95% The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) A staggering work. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Dec 16, 2003
1/5 10% Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003) Almost entirely unrecognizeable as something from the Seuss world. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Nov 20, 2003
8/10 78% Tupac: Resurrection (2003) Even if rap isn't your thing, Tupac's is an intriguing life story -- and nobody tells it better than him. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Nov 13, 2003
8/10 85% Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) You get a week in the Galapagos here, a week of storms there, and precious few battles in between. Diehard action buffs won't know what to do, but if you're the type who appreciates the scenery on a long drive, this is your film. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Nov 13, 2003
4/10 62% Under the Tuscan Sun (2003) The lesson? No matter what you think, you will never be happy without a hunk. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 25, 2003
8/10 70% The Rundown (2003) With humor that runs the gamut from pee jokes to Heart of Darkness references, The Rundown is unrealistic, goofy, juvenile, absurdly violent and completely recommended. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 25, 2003
5/10 31% Underworld (2003) A slick-looking but empty monster movie that not-so-subtly borrows from everything. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 18, 2003
5/10 72% Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2001) A stylish bit of modern anime despite a finale that muddles its momentum. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 16, 2003
6/10 80% Swiss Family Robinson (1960) Should be called Swiss Army Robinson. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 16, 2003
9/10 95% Strictly Ballroom (1992) Lots of laughs, lots of style: Strictly Ballroom is a wonderful prelude to Luhrmann's next two films. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 16, 2003
8/10 98% Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) Songs like 'Heigh-Ho'and 'Some Day My Prince Will Come' are timeless; people who haven't seen this in years still recall every word. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 16, 2003
7/10 87% First Blood (1982) The first Rambo movie has more depth than many give it credit for. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 16, 2003
7/10 54% Midway (1976) Charlton Heston at his restrained yet forceful best. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 16, 2003
9/10 55% Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade (1998) Oshii's layered use of the Red Riding Hood story is both clever and chilling. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 16, 2003
10/10 98% The Hustler (1961) Newman and Scott smolder through the moody black-and-white cinematography, delivering line after line of crackling dialogue. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 16, 2003
7/10 68% La Ley de Herodes (Herod's Law) (2000) Juan arms himself with a rewritten town constitution and a pistol. Kinky sex and ill-gotten dinero shortly follow. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 16, 2003
6/10 71% Gangster No. 1 (2000) A stylish, confused and insanely violent gangster drama from a first-time Brit director. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 16, 2003
8/10 95% The Evil Dead (1981) Think "The Blair Witch Project," but with the witch holding the camera. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 16, 2003
5/10 70% The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai (1984) An endearing piece of trash with a devoted group of fans. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 16, 2003
1/10 38% Battle For The Planet Of The Apes (1973) The bluntest, cheapest and worst of the 'Apes' movies. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 11, 2003
9/10 70% TRON (1982) Anyone nostalgic for monochrome computer screens, BASIC or '80s video games should definitely check this out again. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 11, 2003
7/10 95% Lost In Translation (2003) They'll always have Tokyo. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 11, 2003
8/10 82% Matchstick Men (2003) Part family drama, part slick con picture, Matchstick Men works thanks to fantastic acting and a clever script with one giant twist. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 11, 2003
3/10 23% Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003) Replace the mullet-wearing redneck from Joe Dirt with a burnout child actor, and you've got Dickie Roberts. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 4, 2003
10/10 72% Army of Darkness (1993) Die-hard horror buffs beware: 'Army' gives the genre a giant 'Three Stooges'-style slap to the face. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Sep 3, 2003
6/10 23% Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) If you ever wanted to see a monster eat the cast from Varsity Blues, this is your movie. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Aug 28, 2003
1/10 18% The Medallion (2003) None of the jokes are funny, none of the characters make sense and little of the action is even worthwhile. Stay as far away as possible. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Aug 21, 2003
9/10 78% Bubba Ho-Tep (2003) This weirdly wonderful little film looks good enough on paper, but it's even better than the sum of its parts. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Aug 21, 2003
4/10 6% Gigli (2003) J.Lo's infamous 'turkey time' line is pretty awful. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Aug 4, 2003
8/10 54% American Wedding (2003) If you liked the first two, you won't be disappointed. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Jul 31, 2003
6/10 24% Lara Croft Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life (2003) Calling it 'Tomb Raider of the Lost Ark' is too easy, but the similarities are striking. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Jul 24, 2003
4/10 33% Johnny English (2003) While Atkinson has physical comedy skills and a deadpan delivery equal to Sellers, his screenwriters take the easy, poo-joke route far too often. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Jul 17, 2003
5/10 23% Bad Boys II (2003) Expect the captain to get very angry with our heroes, expect a shootout to erupt every five minutes, expect some genuine laughs from Lawrence -- just don't expect anything original. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Jul 17, 2003
8/10 79% Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) This rollicking adventure is everything a pirate movie should be -- witty dialogue, double-crosses, swordfights, skeletons and gold coins aplenty. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Jul 8, 2003
2/10 38% Legally Blonde 2 - Red, White & Blonde (2003) This flick's lazy attempts at humor -- especially making Bob Newhart say 'fo shizzle my nizzle' -- fall way short of the original. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Jul 2, 2003
4/10 70% Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines (2003) Maybe they should've sent a robot back in time to force Cameron and company to direct this film. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Jul 2, 2003
5/10 43% Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle (2003) Where the first film still managed to be fun and kooky, this one eventually grows tiresome. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Jun 26, 2003
4/10 11% Alex & Emma (2003) It's the cinematic equivalent of beach reading, but we'd like to see Wilson and Hudson aim higher. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Jun 19, 2003
8/10 61% Hulk (2003) Hulk might be the first comic book film worthy of the art house. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Jun 19, 2003
6/10 10% Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) Dumberer is no cult classic, but only the most stoic viewers won't have a few laughs. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Jun 12, 2003
4/10 36% 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) Unless you're a car nut or big fan of camp, steer clear. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Jun 5, 2003
9/10 99% Finding Nemo (2003) As notable for its well-crafted story as it is for its breathtaking animation. ‐ Citysearch
Posted May 30, 2003
8/10 73% The Italian Job (2003) Get in the car: This movie is worth the drive. ‐ Citysearch
Posted May 29, 2003
3/10 48% Bruce Almighty (2003) Closer to Patch Adams than Ace Ventura. ‐ Citysearch
Posted May 27, 2003
5/10 34% The In-Laws (2003) Moments of madcap hilarity are strung together poorly, making the flick feel like a series of skits rather than a movie. ‐ Citysearch
Posted May 22, 2003
7/10 73% The Matrix Reloaded (2003) Eye-popping sci-fi. ‐ Citysearch
Posted May 14, 2003
8/10 92% The Man on the Train (2003) In the end, because he refuses to compromise their fates, director Patrice Leconte manages a kind of sweet tragedy rarely attempted in American films. ‐ Citysearch
Posted May 9, 2003
7/10 86% X2: X-Men United (2003) Stryker keeps X2 from exceeding the sum of its otherwise impressive parts. ‐ Citysearch
Posted May 5, 2003
7/10 35% The Real Cancun (2003) Though it does deliver naked breasts and binge drinking, "Cancun" also spins a surprisingly funny tale. Seriously. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Apr 25, 2003
7/10 77% Holes (2003) Think The Shawshank Redemption for The Bad News Bears crowd. ‐ Citysearch
Posted Apr 18, 2003