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Dan Fazio

Dan Fazio
Dan Fazio's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Citysearch

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
4.5/5 95% The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) A staggering work.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Dec 16, 2003
1/5 10% Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003) Almost entirely unrecognizeable as something from the Seuss world.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Nov 20, 2003
8/10 78% Tupac: Resurrection (2003) Even if rap isn't your thing, Tupac's is an intriguing life story -- and nobody tells it better than him.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Nov 13, 2003
8/10 85% Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) You get a week in the Galapagos here, a week of storms there, and precious few battles in between. Diehard action buffs won't know what to do, but if you're the type who appreciates the scenery on a long drive, this is your film.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Nov 13, 2003
4/10 62% Under the Tuscan Sun (2003) The lesson? No matter what you think, you will never be happy without a hunk.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 25, 2003
8/10 70% The Rundown (2003) With humor that runs the gamut from pee jokes to Heart of Darkness references, The Rundown is unrealistic, goofy, juvenile, absurdly violent and completely recommended.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 25, 2003
5/10 31% Underworld (2003) A slick-looking but empty monster movie that not-so-subtly borrows from everything.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 18, 2003
5/10 72% Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2001) A stylish bit of modern anime despite a finale that muddles its momentum.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2003
6/10 80% Swiss Family Robinson (1960) Should be called Swiss Army Robinson.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2003
9/10 95% Strictly Ballroom (1992) Lots of laughs, lots of style: Strictly Ballroom is a wonderful prelude to Luhrmann's next two films.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2003
8/10 98% Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) Songs like 'Heigh-Ho'and 'Some Day My Prince Will Come' are timeless; people who haven't seen this in years still recall every word.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2003
7/10 87% First Blood (1982) The first Rambo movie has more depth than many give it credit for.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2003
7/10 54% Midway (1976) Charlton Heston at his restrained yet forceful best.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2003
9/10 55% Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade (1998) Oshii's layered use of the Red Riding Hood story is both clever and chilling.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2003
10/10 98% The Hustler (1961) Newman and Scott smolder through the moody black-and-white cinematography, delivering line after line of crackling dialogue.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2003
7/10 68% La Ley de Herodes (Herod's Law) (2000) Juan arms himself with a rewritten town constitution and a pistol. Kinky sex and ill-gotten dinero shortly follow.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2003
6/10 71% Gangster No. 1 (2000) A stylish, confused and insanely violent gangster drama from a first-time Brit director.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2003
8/10 95% The Evil Dead (1981) Think "The Blair Witch Project," but with the witch holding the camera.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2003
5/10 71% The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai (1984) An endearing piece of trash with a devoted group of fans.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2003
1/10 36% Battle For The Planet Of The Apes (1973) The bluntest, cheapest and worst of the 'Apes' movies.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 11, 2003
9/10 70% TRON (1982) Anyone nostalgic for monochrome computer screens, BASIC or '80s video games should definitely check this out again.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 11, 2003
7/10 95% Lost In Translation (2003) They'll always have Tokyo.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 11, 2003
8/10 82% Matchstick Men (2003) Part family drama, part slick con picture, Matchstick Men works thanks to fantastic acting and a clever script with one giant twist.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 11, 2003
3/10 23% Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003) Replace the mullet-wearing redneck from Joe Dirt with a burnout child actor, and you've got Dickie Roberts.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 4, 2003
10/10 72% Army of Darkness (1993) Die-hard horror buffs beware: 'Army' gives the genre a giant 'Three Stooges'-style slap to the face.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Sep 3, 2003
6/10 23% Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) If you ever wanted to see a monster eat the cast from Varsity Blues, this is your movie.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Aug 28, 2003
1/10 18% The Medallion (2003) None of the jokes are funny, none of the characters make sense and little of the action is even worthwhile. Stay as far away as possible.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Aug 21, 2003
9/10 78% Bubba Ho-Tep (2003) This weirdly wonderful little film looks good enough on paper, but it's even better than the sum of its parts.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Aug 21, 2003
4/10 6% Gigli (2003) J.Lo's infamous 'turkey time' line is pretty awful.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Aug 4, 2003
8/10 54% American Wedding (2003) If you liked the first two, you won't be disappointed.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Jul 31, 2003
6/10 24% Lara Croft Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life (2003) Calling it 'Tomb Raider of the Lost Ark' is too easy, but the similarities are striking.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Jul 24, 2003
4/10 33% Johnny English (2003) While Atkinson has physical comedy skills and a deadpan delivery equal to Sellers, his screenwriters take the easy, poo-joke route far too often.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Jul 17, 2003
5/10 23% Bad Boys II (2003) Expect the captain to get very angry with our heroes, expect a shootout to erupt every five minutes, expect some genuine laughs from Lawrence -- just don't expect anything original.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Jul 17, 2003
8/10 79% Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) This rollicking adventure is everything a pirate movie should be -- witty dialogue, double-crosses, swordfights, skeletons and gold coins aplenty.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Jul 8, 2003
2/10 38% Legally Blonde 2 - Red, White & Blonde (2003) This flick's lazy attempts at humor -- especially making Bob Newhart say 'fo shizzle my nizzle' -- fall way short of the original.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Jul 2, 2003
4/10 70% Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines (2003) Maybe they should've sent a robot back in time to force Cameron and company to direct this film.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Jul 2, 2003
5/10 43% Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle (2003) Where the first film still managed to be fun and kooky, this one eventually grows tiresome.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Jun 26, 2003
4/10 11% Alex & Emma (2003) It's the cinematic equivalent of beach reading, but we'd like to see Wilson and Hudson aim higher.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Jun 19, 2003
8/10 61% Hulk (2003) Hulk might be the first comic book film worthy of the art house.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Jun 19, 2003
6/10 10% Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) Dumberer is no cult classic, but only the most stoic viewers won't have a few laughs.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2003
4/10 36% 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) Unless you're a car nut or big fan of camp, steer clear.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Jun 5, 2003
9/10 99% Finding Nemo (2003) As notable for its well-crafted story as it is for its breathtaking animation.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted May 30, 2003
8/10 73% The Italian Job (2003) Get in the car: This movie is worth the drive.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted May 29, 2003
3/10 48% Bruce Almighty (2003) Closer to Patch Adams than Ace Ventura.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted May 27, 2003
5/10 34% The In-Laws (2003) Moments of madcap hilarity are strung together poorly, making the flick feel like a series of skits rather than a movie.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted May 22, 2003
7/10 73% The Matrix Reloaded (2003) Eye-popping sci-fi.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted May 14, 2003
8/10 92% The Man on the Train (L'homme du train) (2003) In the end, because he refuses to compromise their fates, director Patrice Leconte manages a kind of sweet tragedy rarely attempted in American films.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted May 9, 2003
7/10 86% X2: X-Men United (2003) Stryker keeps X2 from exceeding the sum of its otherwise impressive parts.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted May 5, 2003
7/10 35% The Real Cancun (2003) Though it does deliver naked breasts and binge drinking, "Cancun" also spins a surprisingly funny tale. Seriously.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Apr 25, 2003
7/10 77% Holes (2003) Think The Shawshank Redemption for The Bad News Bears crowd.‐ Citysearch
Read More | Posted Apr 18, 2003