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Dana Schwartz

Dana Schwartz
Dana Schwartz's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Entertainment Weekly, Observer

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
C+ 44% Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween (2018) The cinematic equivalent of an Ikea dresser put together in a rush. It's slightly askew, and there's a gap between drawers, but it'll still hold your T-shirts.‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted Oct 10, 2018
C 11% Life Itself (2018) What the viewer is left with... is the curious sensation of having just watched a ninety-minute prologue to something that they're no longer interested in.‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted Sep 20, 2018
D+ 10% Peppermint (2018) Whatever moments of fun there are watching Garner infallibly tear through the ranks of the drug gang are canceled out by the movie's lack of creativity and imagination.‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted Sep 7, 2018
B 66% Sierra Burgess Is a Loser (2018) And so even if you've seen it all before, Sierra Burgess will still satisfy your end-of-summer sweet tooth.‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted Sep 6, 2018
B 26% The Nun (2018) The Nun comes closest to its ideal form of go-to midnight-movie, the fun younger cousin of the Conjuring movies with less build-up but more of the money shots you'll come to a theater to see.‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted Sep 5, 2018
D+ 17% The Darkest Minds (2018) What we're left with is a Mad-Libs version of a dystopian YA adaptation done by someone who saw half of an X-Men movie on TV once, with no depth, no new ideas, and no point.‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted Aug 2, 2018
B+ 91% Teen Titans Go! To the Movies (2018) The meta jokes flow like Mountain Dew - this is a rollicking, goofy superhero send-up that never overstays its welcome...‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted Jul 27, 2018
B- 76% Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot (2018) Although Van Sant uses humor to avoid the pitfalls of a schmaltzy Lifetime movie recovery story, he still seems afraid to confront Callahan as an artist, and a person, in any meaningful way.‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted Jul 13, 2018
C+ 53% The First Purge (2018) For the first two-thirds or so of the movie, the scares are lacking.‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted Jul 5, 2018
A- 70% Damsel (2018) The film is unpredictable and bizarre, stunningly beautiful and weird in the best ways...‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted Jun 18, 2018
B 89% Set It Up (2018) The movie achieves the highest honor for a streaming romantic comedy, which is that it's perfect to watch while eating takeout Chinese food on your couch and also drinking wine that has been in your fridge too long.‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted Jun 14, 2018
B+ 85% Nancy (2018) Much like a play, it forces you to pay attention to the nuances of each of the actors' (very well-done) performances, to sit with the characters quietly as if in a sitting room too formal to do much else.‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted Jun 5, 2018
100% John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018) If you don't know who John Mulaney is yet, it's time for you to catch the heck up. ‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted May 22, 2018
C- 86% Upgrade (2018) As a movie, it's the cinematic equivalent of paint-by-numbers: competent, attractive even, but take a single step closer and the lines peek through.‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted May 21, 2018
A- 68% The Seagull (2018) The true magic of the film lies in its performances. Bening is the best she's ever been as the vain, aging stage actress, with a perfectly naïve Ronan as Nina just discovering her sexual power.‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted May 7, 2018
C+ 10% Krystal (2018) Krystal feels like the result of an elaborate blunder wherein three different scripts were accidentally shuffled together and then - presumably through a series of hijinks - the director accidentally shot it all straight through.‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted Apr 13, 2018
B+ 74% Final Portrait (2018) A patient, un-presuming 90 minutes that never undertakes being more than the sum of its parts - more baguette than glossy, sugar-crowned croquembouche.‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted Mar 23, 2018
86% A Christmas Prince (2017) By those metrics, A Christmas Prince is an instant classic. It's a Netflix original movie, but it feels like a violation of nature that it somehow isn't from Lifetime or the Hallmark Channel.‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted Dec 27, 2017
60% Christmas Inheritance (2017) Unlike A Christmas Prince, my favorite movie of 2017, it seems to have a self-satisfied earnestness that makes you want to sit it down and go, "Hey Christmas Inheritance. What exactly do you think you're doing here?"‐ Entertainment Weekly
Read More | Posted Dec 27, 2017
92% Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) But Marvel is a big studio investing lots of money; and so the film is safe, as palatable for as many people as possible, and gives us two women of color love interests that we can celebrate as small steps forward.‐ Marie Claire
Read More | Posted Oct 3, 2017
16% Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) Transformers: The Last Knight is pretty much crap, but not even good, fun, entertaining crap. It commits the cardinal sin of a popcorn action movie: it's boring.‐ Marie Claire
Read More | Posted Oct 3, 2017
93% Wonder Woman (2017) The brilliance of Wonder Woman isn't just getting to see a female superhero in action: It's getting to see that female superhero be "feminine."‐ Marie Claire
Read More | Posted Oct 3, 2017
48% Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) I mean, it isn't good. But I can imagine it becoming something of a cult-classic, celebrated for its expansive world, campy acting, and spectacular CGI.‐ Marie Claire
Read More | Posted Oct 3, 2017