David Schmeichel

David Schmeichel

Agrees with the Tomatometer 76% of the time.

David Schmeichel's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Jam! Movies

Movie Reviews Only

Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
1.5/5 3%

The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008)

"A more accurate title would have been The Annoying Flashbacks of Molly Hartley, or Molly Hartley's Possibly Genetic Mental Disorder or even Molly Hartley's Series of Super-Sucky Unfortunate Events." ‐ Jam! Movies
Posted Nov 3, 2008
2.5/5 65%

High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)

"The phrase 'It is what it is' was practically invented for movies such as High School Musical 3: Senior Year." ‐ Jam! Movies
Posted Oct 24, 2008
2/5 6%

Babylon A.D. (2008)

"No matter who's responsible, the movie is a dud -- one so sped-up and illogical, it's almost painful to sit through." ‐ Jam! Movies
Posted Sep 5, 2008
2.5/5 22%

The Eye (2008)

"Further proof that those fueling the Hollywood remake machine are the ones who could really stand to have their vision restored." ‐ Jam! Movies
Posted Feb 4, 2008
2/5 0%

One Missed Call (2008)

"[A lame] attempt to cash in on the same ghost-in-the-machine craze that begat The Ring, The Grudge and Phone." ‐ Jam! Movies
Posted Jan 7, 2008
1/5 7%

I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

"Deserves to die a quick death." ‐ Jam! Movies
Posted Sep 21, 2007
3.5/5 25%

Halloween (2007)

"More of a Valentine to the original than a recycled cash-grab." ‐ Jam! Movies
Posted Sep 4, 2007
4/5 97%

Killer of Sheep (2007)

"Burnett's empathy for his characters is obvious, and his carefully composed vignettes provide a host of indelible images..." ‐ Jam! Movies
Posted Aug 31, 2007
1.5/5 9%

Bratz: The Movie (2007)

"A cloying, tween-oriented confection that clearly doesn't think much of its target audience." ‐ Jam! Movies
Posted Aug 30, 2007
4/5 93%

Brand Upon the Brain! (2006)

"With Brand Upon the Brain! filmmaker Guy Maddin proves he's just like the rest of us." ‐ Jam! Movies
Posted Jun 8, 2007
3.5/5 88%

Mutual Appreciation (2006)

"Already an indie fan favourite thanks to the no-budget romp Funny Ha Ha, director Andrew Bujalski here slays the sophomore slump with another scruffy but bang-on look at life in the slow lane." ‐ Jam! Movies
Posted Dec 8, 2006
4/5 36%

Niagara Motel (2006)

"The lives of nine assorted down-and-outers converge in frequently funny and sometimes tragic ways, giving Yates a chance to put his own spin on a template perfected decades ago by Robert Altman and reinvigorated in recent years by P.T. Anderson." ‐ Jam! Movies
Posted Mar 24, 2006
3.5/5 14%

Lucid (2005)

"A chilly and efficient thriller." ‐ Jam! Movies
Posted Mar 17, 2006