David Schmeichel

David Schmeichel
David Schmeichel's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Jam! Movies
Publications: Jam! Movies

Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
1.5/5 2% The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008) A more accurate title would have been The Annoying Flashbacks of Molly Hartley, or Molly Hartley's Possibly Genetic Mental Disorder or even Molly Hartley's Series of Super-Sucky Unfortunate Events. - Jam! Movies EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 3, 2008
2.5/5 63% High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008) The phrase 'It is what it is' was practically invented for movies such as High School Musical 3: Senior Year. - Jam! Movies EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 24, 2008
2/5 6% Babylon A.D. (2008) No matter who's responsible, the movie is a dud -- one so sped-up and illogical, it's almost painful to sit through. - Jam! Movies EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 5, 2008
2.5/5 22% The Eye (2008) Further proof that those fueling the Hollywood remake machine are the ones who could really stand to have their vision restored. - Jam! Movies EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 4, 2008
2/5 No Score Yet One Missed Call (2008) [A lame] attempt to cash in on the same ghost-in-the-machine craze that begat The Ring, The Grudge and Phone. - Jam! Movies EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 7, 2008
1/5 9% I Know Who Killed Me (2007) Deserves to die a quick death. - Jam! Movies EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 22, 2007
3.5/5 27% Halloween (2007) More of a Valentine to the original than a recycled cash-grab. - Jam! Movies EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 4, 2007
4/5 98% Killer of Sheep (2007) Burnett's empathy for his characters is obvious, and his carefully composed vignettes provide a host of indelible images... - Jam! Movies EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 31, 2007
1.5/5 10% Bratz: The Movie (2007) A cloying, tween-oriented confection that clearly doesn't think much of its target audience. - Jam! Movies EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 31, 2007
4/5 91% Brand Upon the Brain! (2006) With Brand Upon the Brain! filmmaker Guy Maddin proves he's just like the rest of us. - Jam! Movies EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 8, 2007
3.5/5 85% Mutual Appreciation (2006) Already an indie fan favourite thanks to the no-budget romp Funny Ha Ha, director Andrew Bujalski here slays the sophomore slump with another scruffy but bang-on look at life in the slow lane. - Jam! Movies EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 8, 2006
4/5 36% Niagara Motel (2006) The lives of nine assorted down-and-outers converge in frequently funny and sometimes tragic ways, giving Yates a chance to put his own spin on a template perfected decades ago by Robert Altman and reinvigorated in recent years by P.T. Anderson. - Jam! Movies EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 24, 2006
3.5/5 14% Lucid (2005) A chilly and efficient thriller. - Jam! Movies EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 17, 2006