Dean Essner

Dean Essner
Dean Essner's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Slant Magazine
Publications: Slant Magazine

Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
1.5/4 53% The Muslims Are Coming (2013) Despite their supposedly good intentions, the comedian-filmmakers broach the doc's central subject with crass and offensive standup routines that wouldn't be out of place on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. - Slant Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2013
1.5/4 No Score Yet Stranded (2013) It may suggest an Alien incarnate, but once you get past its exterior, it's as empty as outer space. - Slant Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2013
.5/4 29% Hammer Of The Gods (2013) An unbearably stupid exercise in gore that deserves to die the same cruel, soulless death that nearly every character does at some point in the film. - Slant Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 1, 2013
2.5/4 43% The Secret Disco Revolution (2013) It bows fully to hedonism in lieu of all the scholarly theories on disco's lasting impact-a tidy but gutless way of tying together so many disparate arguments by such disparate people. - Slant Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 24, 2013