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Elliott Noble

Elliott Noble
Elliott Noble's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Sky Movies

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
1/5 16% CHIPS (2017) Step away from the vehicle.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Mar 23, 2017
3/5 72% Headshot (2017) You'll get your money's worth.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Mar 3, 2017
3/5 73% Viceroy's House (2017) For the uninitiated, this is a splendidly clear account of a pivotal chapter in world history. For the rest, it's a timely reminder.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Mar 3, 2017
4/5 90% The Lego Batman Movie (2017) Some knowledge of Bat-lore is advisable, but for lovers of sardonic asides, super-silliness and sock-pow-biff animation, this is guaranteed to lighten up the darkest of knights.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Feb 9, 2017
4/5 89% Loving (2016) Driven by two performances of exceptional nuance and restraint, this is a story that inspires us to individually live and let live and collectively do the right thing.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Feb 2, 2017
4/5 78% T2 Trainspotting (2017) Fitting, entertaining, and true to itself, T2 does what all good sequels should: making a pleasure of other people's leisure.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Jan 26, 2017
4/5 67% Jet Trash (2016) The gangsters-and-geezers genre has been going grey for some time. With its arresting mix of the stylish and the raw, Jet Trash gives it a shot in the arm.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Dec 1, 2016
2/5 95% The Edge of Seventeen (2016) The film doesn't present the edge of seventeen so much as its annoyingly grating surface.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Dec 1, 2016
3/5 23% Bad Santa 2 (2016) The shtick becomes a little samey but there are enough pearls of idiocy and head-in-the-oven moments to keep you in the perversely festive spirit.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Nov 25, 2016
3/5 82% Indignation (2016) Think Dead Poets Society... without the grandstanding.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Nov 17, 2016
3/5 40% 100 Streets (2017) Ever wondered how Love, Actually might have turned out if Richard Curtis had written it with a hangover?‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Nov 10, 2016
3/5 59% The Light Between Oceans (2016) The emotions are as beautifully captured as the scenery, but the staging is wutheringly contrived.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Nov 3, 2016
3/5 83% Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016) It builds up an effective, nape-prickling head of steam ...‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Oct 20, 2016
3/5 37% Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (2016) With Cruise in control and Zwick rarely taking his foot off the accelerator, this is tosh of a very high calibre.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Oct 20, 2016
3/5 44% The Girl on the Train (2016) The film too often lets intrigue drift into ennui. It often takes so long to reach its next stop it could have been The Girl on the Southern Train.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Oct 6, 2016
3/5 64% Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (2016) For all its candy-covered monsters and eye-opening talents, Miss Peregrine's world is peculiarly familiar.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Sep 29, 2016
4/5 84% The Girl With All the Gifts (2017) For the most part ... this is a superior addition to the genre that offers much food for thought.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Sep 22, 2016
3/5 87% Don't Breathe (2016) While lurching from pure Hitchcock to pure poppycock, this imaginatively orchestrated schlocker is guaranteed, at some point, to make you gasp.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Sep 8, 2016
4/5 97% Kubo and the Two Strings (2016) Offering a uniquely textured style of animated excellence, it's proof once again that Laika's hands-on methods are more than a match for the machine-tooled perfections of Pixar.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Sep 8, 2016
3/5 60% War Dogs (2016) It's a preposterous tale about a preposterous business. But the fact that half this stuff really went down makes it preposterous fun.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Aug 25, 2016
3/5 77% Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016) A cheekily enjoyable swipe at the fickleness of fans, fame and the global gossip machine.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Aug 25, 2016
3/5 75% Lights Out (2016) Thankfully, the jumps come frequently enough to raise it a Watt or two above the standard horror potboiler - phew!‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Aug 18, 2016
4/5 87% Pete's Dragon (2016) While the sentimentality is as tangible as the surroundings, nothing is overcooked or forced home.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Aug 12, 2016
3/5 78% The Shallows (2016) Unlikely to keep anyone out of the water ... but perfect bait for a Friday night.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Aug 12, 2016
3/5 31% Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) Something tells us you won't have to wait 20 years for your next star-spangled slice of cheesageddon.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Jun 23, 2016
3/5 74% The Secret Life of Pets (2016) It's straining at the leash to be liked. Take it home.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Jun 23, 2016
2/5 16% Gods Of Egypt (2016) There'll be better pantomimes around at Christmas.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Jun 16, 2016
2/5 65% Learning To Drive (2015) There's nothing wrong with its signals but the manoeuvres still need L-plates.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Jun 9, 2016
2/5 43% Miracles from Heaven (2016) Engaging performances certainly broaden its appeal, especially from the younger members of the cast. But as you might guess from the title, it's totally preaching to the converted.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Jun 9, 2016
3/5 30% Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016) Cramming lots of Lewis Carroll's beloved characters into a story of its own imagining, Disney's follow-up to 2010's Wonderland is as yummy-looking as an Easter Egg... but just as hollow.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted May 26, 2016
3/5 70% A Hologram for the King (2016) Not a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, but a gently uplifting film that celebrates fresh starts and life's possibilities.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted May 19, 2016
4/5 86% Everybody Wants Some!! (2016) Put on your party shirt, grab a brew, and waste some precious time.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted May 12, 2016
3/5 67% Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (2016) The script lands a few solid blows for women's rights and mines a rich vein of humour, tossing up nuggets of both the morbid and deadpan variety.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted May 12, 2016
2/5 17% Ratchet & Clank (2016) If a joke's worth flogging - or even if it isn't - it's flogged to death.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Apr 28, 2016
3/5 39% Jane Got a Gun (2016) Uncomplicated but unremarkable, Jane won't blow anyone away.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Apr 21, 2016
3/5 40% Friend Request (2017) One thing's for sure: Facebook won't like it. That alone has got to be worth a thumbs-up.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Apr 21, 2016
4/5 95% The Jungle Book (2016) Mr Kipling would be exceedingly pleased.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Apr 14, 2016
3/5 73% Welcome to Me (2015) You'll laugh and you'll cringe. But, like Alice's behaviour, the film is too erratic to exert any emotional grip. So cry you won't.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Mar 24, 2016
4/5 90% 10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) Trachtenberg lulls viewers into a complete sense of insecurity with a neatly executed three-hander that confines itself almost entirely to a single subterranean bunker.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Mar 17, 2016
3/5 87% Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) In terms of optical stimulation, there's something to please all of the people at least some of the time. Even when it all gets a bit Confucius.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Mar 10, 2016
1/5 7% Fifty Shades of Black (2016) Woefully uninspired and toxically unfunny, this film is so rotten it could necrotize your soul. Horrible, just horrible.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Mar 10, 2016
3/5 25% London Has Fallen (2016) Najafi rarely lets the nonsense flag. Having honed his skills on guilty small-screen pleasure Banshee, he knows his way around a gunfight and a car chase.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Mar 3, 2016
2/5 5% Exposed (2016) With Reeves in energy-saving mode, the troubled cop and corruption routines simmer but never come to the boil.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Feb 25, 2016
3/5 47% How To Be Single (2016) While your enjoyment will depend on your relationship status, your complement of X chromosomes, and your affinity for Wilson's brand of brash, you'll go on much worse dates than this.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Feb 18, 2016
2/5 23% Zoolander 2 (2016) Unfortunately the humour is frequently more WTF than LOL.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Feb 11, 2016
3/5 86% Oddball and the Penguins (Oddball) (2015) Bounding onto screens with a heart far bigger than its budget, this little beauty offers youngsters something light to snack on before their next Disney feast.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Feb 11, 2016
3/5 77% Goosebumps (2015) While only providing sporadic entertainment for the over-15s, it'll keep the tween set amused to the bottom of their popcorn buckets.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Feb 4, 2016
4/5 74% Trumbo (2015) Steeped in cigarette smoke and pinko-paranoia, Trumbo delivers a suitably noirish take on one of Hollywood's less glorious eras.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Feb 4, 2016
2/5 48% Capture the Flag (2016) Capture The Flag has enough visual energy to get to the moon and back. Alas, the script blows harder than a solar wind.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Jan 28, 2016
3/5 16% The 5th Wave (2016) While scoring highly on pace and atmosphere, many questions remain unanswered.‐ Sky Movies
Read More | Posted Jan 21, 2016