Elliott Noble

Elliott Noble

Agrees with the Tomatometer 69% of the time.

Elliott Noble's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Sky Movies

Movie Reviews Only

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
3/5 80%

Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)

"It builds up an effective, nape-prickling head of steam ..." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Oct 20, 2016
3/5 39%

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (2016)

"With Cruise in control and Zwick rarely taking his foot off the accelerator, this is tosh of a very high calibre." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Oct 20, 2016
3/5 44%

The Girl on the Train (2016)

"The film too often lets intrigue drift into ennui. It often takes so long to reach its next stop it could have been The Girl on the Southern Train." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Oct 6, 2016
3/5 64%

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (2016)

"For all its candy-covered monsters and eye-opening talents, Miss Peregrine's world is peculiarly familiar." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Sep 29, 2016
4/5 82%

The Girl With All the Gifts (2016)

"For the most part ... this is a superior addition to the genre that offers much food for thought." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Sep 22, 2016
3/5 87%

Don't Breathe (2016)

"While lurching from pure Hitchcock to pure poppycock, this imaginatively orchestrated schlocker is guaranteed, at some point, to make you gasp." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Sep 8, 2016
4/5 97%

Kubo and the Two Strings (2016)

"Offering a uniquely textured style of animated excellence, it's proof once again that Laika's hands-on methods are more than a match for the machine-tooled perfections of Pixar." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Sep 8, 2016
3/5 60%

War Dogs (2016)

"It's a preposterous tale about a preposterous business. But the fact that half this stuff really went down makes it preposterous fun." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Aug 25, 2016
3/5 77%

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)

"A cheekily enjoyable swipe at the fickleness of fans, fame and the global gossip machine." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Aug 25, 2016
3/5 77%

Lights Out (2016)

"Thankfully, the jumps come frequently enough to raise it a Watt or two above the standard horror potboiler - phew!" ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Aug 18, 2016
4/5 86%

Pete's Dragon (2016)

"While the sentimentality is as tangible as the surroundings, nothing is overcooked or forced home." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Aug 11, 2016
3/5 77%

The Shallows (2016)

"Unlikely to keep anyone out of the water ... but perfect bait for a Friday night." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Aug 11, 2016
3/5 31%

Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

"Something tells us you won't have to wait 20 years for your next star-spangled slice of cheesageddon." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Jun 23, 2016
3/5 75%

The Secret Life of Pets (2016)

"It's straining at the leash to be liked. Take it home." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Jun 23, 2016
2/5 16%

Gods Of Egypt (2016)

"There'll be better pantomimes around at Christmas." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Jun 16, 2016
2/5 65%

Learning To Drive (2015)

"There's nothing wrong with its signals but the manoeuvres still need L-plates." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Jun 9, 2016
2/5 44%

Miracles from Heaven (2016)

"Engaging performances certainly broaden its appeal, especially from the younger members of the cast. But as you might guess from the title, it's totally preaching to the converted." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Jun 9, 2016
3/5 30%

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)

"Cramming lots of Lewis Carroll's beloved characters into a story of its own imagining, Disney's follow-up to 2010's Wonderland is as yummy-looking as an Easter Egg... but just as hollow." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted May 26, 2016
3/5 71%

A Hologram for the King (2016)

"Not a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, but a gently uplifting film that celebrates fresh starts and life's possibilities." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted May 19, 2016
4/5 87%

Everybody Wants Some!! (2016)

"Put on your party shirt, grab a brew, and waste some precious time." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted May 12, 2016
3/5 68%

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (2016)

"The script lands a few solid blows for women's rights and mines a rich vein of humour, tossing up nuggets of both the morbid and deadpan variety." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted May 12, 2016
2/5 16%

Ratchet & Clank (2016)

"If a joke's worth flogging - or even if it isn't - it's flogged to death." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Apr 28, 2016
3/5 40%

Jane Got a Gun (2016)

"Uncomplicated but unremarkable, Jane won't blow anyone away." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Apr 21, 2016
3/5 38%

Friend Request (2016)

"One thing's for sure: Facebook won't like it. That alone has got to be worth a thumbs-up." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Apr 21, 2016
4/5 95%

The Jungle Book (2016)

"Mr Kipling would be exceedingly pleased." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Apr 14, 2016
3/5 73%

Welcome to Me (2015)

"You'll laugh and you'll cringe. But, like Alice's behaviour, the film is too erratic to exert any emotional grip. So cry you won't." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Mar 24, 2016
4/5 90%

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)

"Trachtenberg lulls viewers into a complete sense of insecurity with a neatly executed three-hander that confines itself almost entirely to a single subterranean bunker." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Mar 17, 2016
3/5 87%

Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)

"In terms of optical stimulation, there's something to please all of the people at least some of the time. Even when it all gets a bit Confucius." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Mar 10, 2016
1/5 7%

Fifty Shades of Black (2016)

"Woefully uninspired and toxically unfunny, this film is so rotten it could necrotize your soul. Horrible, just horrible." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Mar 10, 2016
3/5 26%

London Has Fallen (2016)

"Najafi rarely lets the nonsense flag. Having honed his skills on guilty small-screen pleasure Banshee, he knows his way around a gunfight and a car chase." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Mar 3, 2016
2/5 5%

Exposed (2016)

"With Reeves in energy-saving mode, the troubled cop and corruption routines simmer but never come to the boil." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Feb 25, 2016
3/5 49%

How To Be Single (2016)

"While your enjoyment will depend on your relationship status, your complement of X chromosomes, and your affinity for Wilson's brand of brash, you'll go on much worse dates than this." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Feb 18, 2016
2/5 23%

Zoolander 2 (2016)

"Unfortunately the humour is frequently more WTF than LOL." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Feb 11, 2016
3/5 85%

Oddball and the Penguins (Oddball) (2015)

"Bounding onto screens with a heart far bigger than its budget, this little beauty offers youngsters something light to snack on before their next Disney feast." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Feb 11, 2016
3/5 76%

Goosebumps (2015)

"While only providing sporadic entertainment for the over-15s, it'll keep the tween set amused to the bottom of their popcorn buckets." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Feb 4, 2016
4/5 74%

Trumbo (2015)

"Steeped in cigarette smoke and pinko-paranoia, Trumbo delivers a suitably noirish take on one of Hollywood's less glorious eras." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Feb 4, 2016
2/5 50%

Capture the Flag (2016)

"Capture The Flag has enough visual energy to get to the moon and back. Alas, the script blows harder than a solar wind." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Jan 28, 2016
3/5 16%

The 5th Wave (2016)

"While scoring highly on pace and atmosphere, many questions remain unanswered." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Jan 21, 2016
2/5 35%

Our Brand is Crisis (2015)

"With characters speaking almost exclusively in soundbites, anecdotes, proverbs and quotations, it's like being cornered at a convention of fortune cookie fillers." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Jan 21, 2016
3/5 60%

Joy (2015)

"Whilst neither a masterpiece nor a misfire, it's a pleasure to see a biopic that's not afraid to break the mould." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Jan 1, 2016
3/5 63%

Sleeping with Other People (2015)

"Headland's romcom may have sex on the brain but it certainly gives a couple of Hollywood's lesser lights the chance to shine." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Jan 1, 2016
4/5 91%

Bridge of Spies (2015)

"Ultimately, the film manages to find the wit and humanity in any situation. As one would only hope from the writing, directing and acting superpowers involved." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Nov 26, 2015
4/5 91%

The Lady In The Van (2015)

"Director Hytner maintains the homely feel with plenty of beige hues and a cast stacked with British talent." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Nov 12, 2015
1/5 28%

Fathers And Daughters (2016)

"If they handed out awards for commitment in the face of screenwriting adversity, this laughably unconvincing wannabe tearjerker would sweep the board." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Nov 12, 2015
2/5 29%

Burnt (2015)

"Burnt is strictly a la carte." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Nov 5, 2015
4/5 97%

Brooklyn (2015)

"Warm, wistful and perfectly cast, it's like hearing your gran bang on about the old days after a couple of sherries. Grand, just grand." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Nov 5, 2015
4/5 70%

The Living Daylights (1987)

"Despite being hampered by an overly convoluted plot and two of the feeblest Bond villains ever (greedy buffoons Koskov and Whitaker don't have a quantum of menace between them), Dalton brings much-needed grit to the role. " ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Oct 20, 2015
4/5 58%

The Program (2016)

"Director Stephen Frears and writer John Hodge turn reporter David Walsh's exhaustive expose of Lance Armstrong into a whistlestop tour of one of sport's greatest scandals." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Oct 15, 2015
4/5 84%

The Walk (2015)

"It's only when the giddiness passes that you realise you've witnessed not only an incredible true story but a fitting tribute to an unforgettable landmark." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Oct 8, 2015
3/5 62%

The Intern (2015)

"Making wry observations about the generation gap without patronising anyone on either side, Meyers gently furthers the cause of the over 60s and working mothers alike ..." ‐ Sky Movies
Posted Oct 1, 2015
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