Emmanuel Noisette

Emmanuel Noisette
Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:
Emmanuel "E-Man" Noisette is a Chicago based film critic and director of the Chicago Independent Film Critic Circle (CIFCC). Along with that, he is also a member of the African American Film Critics Association. He currently writes for The Movie Blog and produces video reviews on his YouTube Channel "E-Man's Movie Reviews". Emmanuel seeks to be somewhat of an unconventional film critic. His unique style takes on the approach of making his reviews spoiler-free, and honest, and unapologetically authentic from his perspective and experience. Twitter/Facebook @EmansReviews

Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
6/10 23% Dark Phoenix (2019) X-Men: Dark Phoenix is a lackluster, emotionally empty, and rushed ending to a cherished franchise that deserved so much better. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 5, 2019
6/10 40% Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) Godzilla: King of the Monsters is a monster movie that feels like a restaurant that gets your order wrong. Thanks for more monsters but I requested to hold the unnecessary human drama. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 5, 2019
8.5/10 89% John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019) John Wick 3 is a buffet of action that only leaves you wanting more, and would definitely make PETA proud. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted May 26, 2019
7/10 57% Aladdin (2019) Aladdin is a family fun film that has just enough magic to entertain fans of the original, despite a few flaws. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted May 26, 2019
9/10 94% Avengers: Endgame (2019) Avengers Endgame is a bittersweet love letter to Marvel fans that ushers in a satisfying amount of closure. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 26, 2019
5/10 17% Hellboy (2019) Hellboy is a mixed bag of blood, guts, corny jokes, and a discombobulated story that begs for the return of Guillermo Del Toro. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 11, 2019
5.5/10 57% Pet Sematary (2019) Pet Sematary was scarily disappointing, and doesn't come close to living up to the level of horror for a Stephen King adaptation. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 7, 2019
8/10 90% Shazam! (2019) By letting this movie stay true to the nature of the character, Shazam! is free to have a unique voice of its own. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 25, 2019
7.5/10 94% Us (2019) A freshly unique homage to classic horror films with a splash of social commentary. Sadly, the expectations for "Us" will be "tethered down" by the success of "Get Out". - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 21, 2019
6.5/10 57% The Hummingbird Project (2019) The Hummingbird Project is an alluring and smart film, especially for IT and financially savvy professionals. It's still an overly techy movie that isolates its audience with the subject matter. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 18, 2019
7.5/10 78% Captain Marvel (2019) The closest thing to an agenda this movie may take on is simply having more female representation, while not compromising the comic book story of Captain Marvel in the process. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 6, 2019
8/10 80% Marshall (2017) If you think you're going in to see a movie about the life and times of Thurgood Marshall, then you're sadly mistaken. Now, if you don't mind watching an entertaining and court drama, then by all means get your popcorn ready. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2019
7/10 84% Detroit (2017) Prepare for your emotions to go up and down. I'd also encourage you to do some research on the actual historical event. It never hurts to really see how far we've come, or if little progress has been made at all. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2019
8/10 70% Annabelle: Creation (2017) Annabelle Creation has given me new hope that future spin off films in this franchise have the potential to be good. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2019
8.5/10 76% Crown Heights (2017) Crown Heights was simply an amazing movie to me. It gives you a slightly different perspective of the prison system. I thought it was great to see the effects of what prison life could do an actual innocent person. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2019
88% Burning Sands (2017) We want movies to make us feel things and generate discussions. This movie succeeded in both. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2019
8/10 69% mother! (2017) I think this may be one of those movies that movie purists, critics, and others in the film industry will simply drool all over. It's without question a very original movie. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2019
7/10 35% American Assassin (2017) It's the type of action, popcorn flick you go see when you simply want to be entertained. If you go in with high expectations, or plan on doing some deep analysis on this film then you've become your own enemy. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2019
8/10 52% Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) Kingsman was well worth the watch in theaters in my opinion. It's a fun movie and pure entertainment. If you haven't already, be sure to watch the previous movie first. Otherwise you'll miss just about 45% of all the references and even some jokes. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2019
8.5/10 87% Blade Runner 2049 (2017) Blade Runner 2049 was a solid movie. I think what hurts the movie, however, is not even the film's own fault. The swelled up expectations and anticipation behind the first film loomed over this sequel. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2019
6.5/10 39% The Mountain Between Us (2017) You should know going into the film that it is probably 65% romance/drama and only 35% suspenseful survival story. If you go in with those expectations, I think you'll better appreciate the film. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2019
5.5/10 27% Suburbicon (2017) Suburbicon could've been a great, funny, socially conscious film. Regrettably, it's just not that deep. It's a pretty random film that probably lives up to the expectations of the Cohen brothers. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2019
9/10 93% Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Going into the film, I was very concerned about the comedy being overbearing. Waititi created a perfect blend of both drama and humor that essentially made the movie even more so entertaining. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2019
9/10 91% Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) I should say, that Star Wars the Last Jedi is the best Star Wars film we have to date by default. This film is a natural progression of the Star Wars films because it incorporates all the good things we loved about the previous Star Wars films. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2019
7/10 76% Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) Overall I'd say Jumanji was an enjoyable, fun and entertaining film. Whether it lived up to the previous film is going to be up to the viewer. Personally, I think that both films excelled in different areas. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2019
7/10 88% Annihilation (2018) It's worth a watch in theaters, but I would just caution to expect for a very heavy, and thought-provoking film. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 30, 2019
7/10 33% Insidious: The Last Key (2018) To this day, I can still think of the crazy and scary moments of the first two Insidious films. I can't say that about The Last Key no matter how much of a fan I may be with this franchise. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 30, 2019
8.5/10 76% My Cousin Rachel (2017) It's worth a watch in theaters, but I would just caution to expect for a very heavy, and thought-provoking film. Even then, you're probably still not ready to watch it. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 30, 2019
7/10 52% Tomb Raider (2018) Tomb Raider is a pretty safe video game movie that simply doesn't take any risks. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 30, 2019
9/10 72% Ready Player One (2018) Ready Player One is a no-brainer, must-see in theaters. It's such a fun movie that you'll probably want to see it again. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 30, 2019
6/10 44% Pacific Rim Uprising (2018) There were many times when the movie felt like it was on the right track, but then all of a sudden gets slightly derailed, and then back on track. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 30, 2019
8/10 95% A Quiet Place (2018) A Quiet Place is like the definition of a true horror/thriller. Many of the scenes were so intense that you'll be on the edge of your seat. You may even hold your own breath trying not to make a sound too. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 30, 2019
6/10 42% A Wrinkle in Time (2018) I do get the sense that this story is better to be imagined rather than seen on the big screen. I think Ava Duvernay is an amazing talent as a director, but this movie could only go so far. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 30, 2019
6.5/10 33% Super Troopers 2 (2018) While it has been a long time in between films, I think that Super Troopers 2 was made specifically for fans of the group. Before going into this film, you practically must rewatch Super Troopers again to fully appreciate what they do in this sequel. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 30, 2019
4.8/10 48% Downsizing (2017) Downsizing was simply just not a good movie, in my opinion. I wanted it to be good mainly because the concept seemed really original. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 30, 2019
9/10 85% Avengers: Infinity War (2018) Personally, I think that most people will either like this movie or love it. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 30, 2019
51% Once Upon a Deadpool (2018) It's got a ton of pop culture references, easter eggs, and cameos that will continue to keep you entertained for the entire movie. I think because of that great mix, both comic book fans and even casual moviegoers will appreciate this film. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2019
7.5/10 70% Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) I think in this case, it's kinda like a magician revealing their tricks. It's still interesting to know and see, but it does lose some of the edge too. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2019
8/10 87% Upgrade (2018) Upgrade explores a very interesting dynamic between humans and technology. It's not a new concept, but the way it's explored feels fresh and different. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2019
7/10 57% Hotel Artemis (2018) All in all, Hotel Artemis is well worth the watch in theaters. I can't say that it'll have the same impact or effect that the unexpected hit John Wick achieved. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2019
7/10 69% Ocean's 8 (2018) Ocean's 8 simply feels a little too cookie-cutter. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2019
9/10 94% Incredibles 2 (2018) It's hard to recapture or exceed that magical feeling of seeing something new and unique as the first Incredibles presented itself to be. Incredibles 2 is such a worthy sequel that it certainly warrants another sequel to become a bigger franchise. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2019
6/10 47% Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom feels like it sacrificed the authenticity and charm of the original Jurassic Park film in exchange for cheap entertainment and laughs. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2019
8.5/10 88% Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) It absolutely blows the previous Ant-Man film out of the water. The film is also full of heart too which makes this a pretty decent film to watch with the whole family. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2019
6/10 54% The First Purge (2018) Can't say that's a bad or good thing just because the film clearly appeared to pay direct homage to the Bruce Willis classic action film. The First Purge was entertaining for what it was. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2019
7.5/10 51% Equalizer 2 (2018) If you're a fan of Denzel Washington then I think we can all agree that this movie is just padding his stats at this point. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2019
8/10 96% BlacKkKlansman (2018) Given the current political climate, and the high racial tensions in society, you have to laugh at the outrageous humor to keep yourself from crying at the extreme racism in this film. BlacKKKlansman was entertaining, insightful and ever so timely. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2019
6.5/10 32% Kin (2018) Kin is an interesting story and genre bender of a film. I think that viewers will have to go in with the understanding that the movie isn't going to be a typical sci-fi or drama. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2019
7.5/10 61% Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) A heartfelt, family drama that is no different than any other biopic you've already seen. As with other biopic films about musicians, the music will be a plus for fans of Queen, or a nice introduction for new listeners. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2019
8.5/10 84% Creed II (2018) I was really hoping this would be the movie where he leaves the "Rocky nest" and spreads his wings and fly, but I suppose we'd have to wait and see in another potential sequel. - The Movie Blog EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2019