Felix Gonzalez Jr.

Felix Gonzalez Jr.

Agrees with the Tomatometer 81% of the time.

Felix Gonzalez Jr.'s reviews (from any publication) always count toward the Tomatometer because this critic is a Tomatometer-approved critic.

Movie Reviews Only

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review

Spread (2009)

"Ashton Kutcher is unwilling (or unable) to make himself the object of the same judgmental lens through which he has "Punk'd" other celebrities." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Nov 23, 2009

Bruno (2009)

"For all of its button-pushing, the end result is almost as superficial as its egocentric hero." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Nov 16, 2009

Two Girls and a Guy (1998)

"As a serio-comedy, it only half succeeds. The laughs are well earned, but the attempts at serious romantic analysis fall short of poignancy." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Nov 10, 2009
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Fire and Ice (1983)

"Its ambiguously gay villain notwithstanding, Fire and Ice just doesn't hold the weight, either visually or thematically, that its creators probably hoped it would." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Oct 29, 2009
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Camille (2009)

"The only people who might enjoy it are necrophiliacs--or masochists. Either way, they have issues." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Oct 16, 2009
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Blood Rain (2009)

"If you can forgive the occasional convolution, you may find something to enjoy here." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Oct 7, 2009

Surveillance (2009)

"It is staggering to think that a film could be so horrifically nihilistic and so painfully boring at the same time, but Lynch has done it." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Sep 30, 2009

Fighting (2009)

"Fighting consistently feels like a patchwork of better movies without their excitement or rooting interest in character." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Sep 23, 2009

The Last House on the Left (2009)

"... superior [to the original] in that it makes clear the conflicting justification and degradation of the retaliation, establishing a grayer level of morality." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Sep 16, 2009

The Soloist (2009)

"When [Catherine] Keener's Mary Weston suggests that Lopez may be exploiting Ayers, it is tempting to wonder how the filmmakers would react to the same accusation." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Sep 11, 2009

Repulsion (1965)

"Repulsion wastes no time before plunging its audience into the frighteningly disturbed mindset of its central character." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Aug 5, 2009

Children of the Corn (1984)

"How Children of the Corn continues to be so successful and popular 25 years after its release still remains a mystery ...." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Jul 30, 2009

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)

"What truly makes [the film] so detestable is its disingenuous attempt to justify itself with a tacked-on call for acceptance of all people and lifestyles." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Jul 15, 2009
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Night Train (2009)

"... King betrays his own objective to make a classical thriller and succumbs to the standard triteness of direct-to-DVD schlock." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Jul 6, 2009

Fast Company (1979)

"There is nothing particularly memorable about Fast Company, even at the most superficial level." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Jun 29, 2009

Inside Man (2006)

"... remains consistently watchable as a mechanical exercise." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Jun 19, 2009

Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

"... like a morbidly sick Looney Tunes short with its cartoon heroes struggling impotently to keep hold of a hot potato." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Jun 16, 2009
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"... a fantastic series that wonderfully showcases the improvisational talents of its many stars." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Jun 8, 2009
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"... whether or not these 10 episodes truly are the best the series has to offer is impossible to critique ... but I can attest that what is presented here is very funny." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Jun 8, 2009

Revolutionary Road (2008)

"It plays like Douglas Sirk without the irony." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Jun 3, 2009

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)

"It reaches a level of mediocrity that leaves the previous entries in the dust ...." ‐ DVD Review
Posted May 12, 2009

2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

"The philosophy here is when you can't make high art, make high trash." ‐ DVD Review
Posted May 12, 2009

The Fast and the Furious (2001)

"... when characters are not racing at breakneck speed, the movie as a whole ceases to move." ‐ DVD Review
Posted May 12, 2009

8 Mile (2002)

"... Rocky with a rap beat ...." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Apr 13, 2009

Quantum of Solace (2008)

"If only [Bond] had a villain as self-reflective as Heath Ledger's Joker to ask 'Why so serious?'" ‐ DVD Review
Posted Mar 31, 2009

Pinocchio (1940)

"Pinocchio is above all a cautionary story of the dangers that lurk beyond the comforting arms of the family." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Mar 20, 2009

Changeling (2008)

"The film ... becomes more of an examination of ... the misogynistic contrivances movie heroines have consistently been put through for audience entertainment." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Feb 16, 2009

Stairway to Heaven (A Matter of Life and Death) (1947)

"In spite of its thematic bleakness, A Matter of Life and Death succeeds in being a sparkling fantasy picture ...." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Feb 9, 2009

Age of Consent (1969)

"Age of Consent is never as provocative or engrossing as it should be, but there is enough of interest (especially Mirren) to make it worth a look." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Feb 9, 2009

I Am Legend (2007)

"There are some good points, but there are too many ineffectual aspects that keep I Am Legend from being the sophisticated film it was clearly meant to be." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Jan 27, 2009

Eagle Eye (2008)

"This is nobody's idea of an intelligent political thriller (or satire), but it is an orgy for the senses." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Jan 6, 2009

Coach Carter (2005)

"How terribly ironic that the story of an educator who dared to challenge the mental capacity of his students can produce a film that so shamelessly spoon-feeds its audience." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Dec 22, 2008

La sindrome di Stendhal (The Stendhal Syndrome) (1996)

"The film should be approached ... less as delirious exploitation and more as a maturing director's next evolution ...." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Dec 17, 2008

Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! (2008)

"What is most remarkable about this film is the fidelity it retains to Seuss' work and intentions." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Dec 10, 2008

Stranger Than Fiction (2006)

"It could have been great. But it's just okay." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Dec 2, 2008
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Thomas Kinkade's Christmas Cottage (2008)

"It's a little like holiday leftovers--still warm and filling but not as fresh or tasty as the first Christmas Day meal." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Nov 29, 2008

Tropic Thunder (2008)

"... it attacks celebrity culture and the excesses of Hollywood filmmaking ... with a wink and slap on the back, celebrating that same culture as much as it ridicules it." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Nov 14, 2008
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"... a show that gets to the heart and the contradiction of the American spirit--it celebrates our commonality by reveling in our diversity." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Nov 4, 2008
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Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow (2008)

"With by-the-numbers characters and only a marginally interesting setup, however, even younger viewers may grow impatient as the film makes its way to a pretty good climax." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Oct 16, 2008
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"Faerie Tale Theatre is as variable and eccentric as its creator, and that is just one reason why it is still so well loved." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Sep 29, 2008

Mother of Tears: The Third Mother (2007)

"... Argento's nightmare vision is vivid enough to overcome the weaker aspects and make this a commendable, if not entirely satisfying, closing to his supernatural trilogy." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Sep 19, 2008
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Virgin Territory (2007)

"... somehow manages not only to not be sexy, but neither witty nor engaging on any level." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Sep 2, 2008

Smart People (2008)

"... a deadly dull narrative about four depressed stereotypes who spend an hour and a half going from unhappy to slightly less unhappy." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Aug 27, 2008
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J'embrasse pas (I Don't Kiss) (1991)

"The director's detached approach is entirely appropriate here in order to convey how disconnected the characters are from each other and from the rest of society." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Aug 25, 2008
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Hôtel des Amériques (Hotel America) (1981)

"Techine's observant, emotionally detached approach to storytelling ... at times seems counterintuitive in this particular movie." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Aug 22, 2008

Wild Reeds (Les Roseaux Sauvages) (1995)

"... Techine examines the emotional changes of his young protagonists with sensitivity and understanding." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Aug 18, 2008

My Favorite Season (Ma saison préférée) (1996)

"The film captures the joys and pains of real family life, never romanticizing them, and always presenting them with great perception and truthfulness." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Aug 18, 2008

Heathers (1988)

"... the film paints high school as a veritable hell where the only way to alleviate suffering is by making others suffer more." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Aug 11, 2008

The Bank Job (2008)

"... by turns funny and suspenseful, and just a tad trashy in its speculations." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Aug 6, 2008

The Ruins (2008)

"... soft-core torture porn that quite literally sets up its pretty, Hollywood protagonists for brutal sacrifice." ‐ DVD Review
Posted Aug 1, 2008
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