Felix Vasquez Jr.
Tomatometer-approved critic
| Biography: |
Felix Vasquez Jr. was born in the Bronx and currently resides as a bachelor. He's a freelance writer obsessed with film, who has worked for Film Threat for almost two years, currently writes reviews for pornography at Adult DVD Talk, and for cult movies at Film Fan Addict.
He's always looking for work and currently runs his own website Cinema Crazed, which he's written for and edited himself for almost ten years.
He's contributed to the likes of Shock Till you Drop, and been mentioned in Fangoria, and the Hartford Courant.
He is currently pursuing publication, and a permanent career in as a film critic.
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Felix' top ten films of all time:
10. SCHINDLER'S LIST
9. JAWS
8. AMERICAN BEAUTY
7.THE GODFATHER
6.THE GRAPES OF WRATH
5.BEN-HUR
4.COOL HAND LUKE
3. THE STING
2. STAR WARS
1. 12 ANGRY MEN
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| Publications: | Film Threat, Cinema Crazed, Film Fan Addict |
| Critics' Group: | Online Film Critics Society |
| Location: | New York |
Movie Reviews Only
| Rating | T-Meter | Title | Year | Review |
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| No Score Yet | Dead Shack (2017) |
a raucous and laugh out loud horror comedy, and one gem of a horror title zombie fanatics should seek out.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 7, 2018
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| 95% | A Quiet Place (2018) |
A creepy, eerie, creative, and moving genre film...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 6, 2018
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| 96% | Black Panther (2018) |
Centers its narrative not on superheroes, but on family, the sins of our fathers, and the flawed heroes they can be.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Feb 19, 2018
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| 16% | The Cloverfield Paradox (2018) |
Successfully engaging and compelling with excellent ideas about wormholes and time loops...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2018
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| 28% | Proud Mary (2018) |
A slick, entertaining, and engaging action drama with a sharp performance by Taraji P. Henson.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jan 24, 2018
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| 26% | Bright (2017) |
By no means as clever as it thinks it is...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Dec 22, 2017
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| 91% | Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) |
A fantastic sequel...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Dec 22, 2017
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| 91% | A Ghost Story (2017) |
A gut wrenching and hypnotic meditation of being and love.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Dec 14, 2017
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| 92% | Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017) |
Compelling, and richly drawn drama about characters smashing in to one another in a world that doesn't make sense...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Dec 7, 2017
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| 52% | The Belko Experiment (2017) |
A thoroughly unpleasant, tedious, and immensely vicious piece of junk.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Dec 4, 2017
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| 92% | The Shape of Water (2017) |
It's beaming with life and beautiful commentary on love, ignorance and the concept of monsters.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Dec 3, 2017
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| 60% | Another WolfCop (2017) |
A return to this wacky, weird, gory, and exciting universe...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Dec 1, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Hey Arnold! The Jungle Movie (2017) |
The finale we deserved.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Nov 27, 2017
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| 40% | Justice League (2017) |
Even with all its obvious imperfections, "Justice League" is kind of fun once it gets going.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Nov 19, 2017
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| 100% | Batman vs. Two-Face (2017) |
A big step up from the original animated feature that does a good job re-inventing Two-Face...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Nov 10, 2017
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| 92% | Thor: Ragnarok (2017) |
Taika Waititi takes Thor in to such a bold and fun new arena, celebrating everything unique and fantastic about his world...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Nov 6, 2017
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| 31% | Leatherface (2017) |
It's pointless, it's tedious, it's dull, and worst of all, it's lazy.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 30, 2017
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| 47% | Red Christmas (2017) |
A nasty, unpleasant, poorly constructed, and confused movie I was anxious to see end.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 28, 2017
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| 77% | Dreamscape (1984) |
A bold mix of horror, action, and comedy, and a very fun experience.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 25, 2017
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| 82% | Mayhem (2017) |
"Mayhem" is Joe Lynch is at his most insane and it's an often outstanding mix of horror, dark comedy, and action...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 25, 2017
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| 71% | Happy Death Day (2017) |
If you can meet it halfway, "Happy Death Day" works well as an entertaining genre twist on a classic comedy.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 24, 2017
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| 56% | The Monster Squad (1987) |
I never tire of celebrating its nuances and exciting storytelling.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 15, 2017
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| 71% | The Babysitter (2017) |
A great horror comedy with a genuinely touching tale of growing up tucked underneath the buckets of blood, and Satanism.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 13, 2017
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| 29% | Amityville: The Awakening (2017) |
Feels half baked and woefully under developed.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 12, 2017
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| 91% | Gerald's Game (2017) |
Director [Mike] Flanagan pulls off another remarkable horror entry...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 12, 2017
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| 79% | 1408 (2007) |
A sharp and well paced horror film with heavy overtones of grief, anguish, and horrors of the real world that we sometimes unfortunately can never conquer.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 12, 2017
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| 61% | Bug (2006) |
An intelligent and complex peek in to the darkness of mental illness and its tendency to destroy and explode violently.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 10, 2017
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| 82% | Cult of Chucky (2017) |
I appreciate what [Director] Mancini is going for with "Cult of Chucky," and while it isn't as abysmal as "Seed of Chucky," it's nevertheless an inferior follow up...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 3, 2017
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| 40% | The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017) |
Even at its best it never quite digs itself out of a hole as a third rate "Midnight Run" clone.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Sep 21, 2017
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| 85% | It (2017) |
A spooky horror film and a stellar coming of age drama.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2017
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| 98% | E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) |
It's connection, its life, and it's about feelings of love that tends to transcend species and stars.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Sep 12, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Model by Day (1994) |
It's only worth watching if you're in to re-visiting a period of the nineties where neon, and club music were popular, if briefly.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Sep 8, 2017
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| No Score Yet | 44 Pages (2018) |
If you've ever been a fan of the magazine as I have, "44 Pages" will prove to be a wonderful chronicle of a very valuable piece of literature.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Sep 5, 2017
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| 56% | Batman and Harley Quinn (2017) |
[Bruce Timm] and Sam Liu reduces [these characters] to rape, sex jokes, fart gags, and wish fulfillment for a certain niche of fan boys that get off on this kind of garbage.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Sep 1, 2017
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| 41% | Death Note (2017) |
A stark, entertaining horror movie that is very much a "Death Note" tale, but one that works in its own rhythm for a broader audience, without alienating the core fan base.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Aug 21, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Mune: Guardian of the Moon (2017) |
It's entertaining, it's complex, and imaginative, and builds a wonderful array of heroes and villains that suck us in to this mesmerizing world.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Aug 13, 2017
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| 8% | The Emoji Movie (2017) |
Not just bad, but it's offensively boring, and tedious.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Aug 10, 2017
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| 23% | The Bye Bye Man (2017) |
Two modern college students rented a two story house with multiple bedrooms. In a movie about an undead dog owner, that is the most far fetched detail of the film.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Aug 4, 2017
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| 80% | Tragedy Girls (2017) |
An awfully annoying horror comedy with glimmers of brilliance.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Aug 3, 2017
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| 89% | 78/52: Hitchcock's Shower Scene (2017) |
A stellar documentary highly suggested for horror buffs, film lovers, and aspiring filmmakers alike.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Aug 3, 2017
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| 58% | It Stains the Sands Red (2017) |
Has seeds for a great horror drama, but it could stand a ten minute trimming, and a new climax.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 29, 2017
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| 86% | Better Watch Out (2017) |
Avoid spoilers, avoid trailers, and go in to "Better Watch Out" completely blind. You'll thank me later.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 28, 2017
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| 83% | Tilt (2017) |
Compelling and sometimes spellbinding...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 26, 2017
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| 46% | Wish I Was Here (2014) |
Sixty percent hipster indie art house junk, and forty percent actual substance that's worth watching.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 21, 2017
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| 93% | Baby Driver (2017) |
A remarkable turn for [director] Wright who creates a pulp masterpiece‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 19, 2017
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| 16% | The Mummy (2017) |
If this is a sign of things to come, the "Dark Universe" should be buried and left to rot beside "Dracula Untold."‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 12, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Behind the Mask: The Batman Dead End Story (2015) |
Touches on an important point in fandom where the often controversial art of the fan film was popularized, for better and for worse.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 11, 2017
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| 92% | Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) |
It's not just a great Spider-Man movie, but a wonderful teen drama.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 10, 2017
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| 18% | Baywatch (2017) |
Sadly, it's yet another disingenuous, botched adaptation that wants to make money off of the fan base, while conveying obvious embarrassment toward the property.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 8, 2017
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| 17% | CHIPS (2017) |
A vacuous, unfunny, dull, and vapid cesspool of nonsense.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 8, 2017
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