Felix Vasquez Jr.
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| Biography: |
Felix Vasquez Jr. was born in the Bronx and currently resides as a bachelor. He's a freelance writer obsessed with film, who has worked for Film Threat for almost two years, currently writes reviews for pornography at Adult DVD Talk, and for cult movies at Film Fan Addict.
He's always looking for work and currently runs his own website Cinema Crazed, which he's written for and edited himself for almost ten years.
He's contributed to the likes of Shock Till you Drop, and been mentioned in Fangoria, and the Hartford Courant.
He is currently pursuing publication, and a permanent career in as a film critic.
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Felix' top ten films of all time:
10. SCHINDLER'S LIST
9. JAWS
8. AMERICAN BEAUTY
7.THE GODFATHER
6.THE GRAPES OF WRATH
5.BEN-HUR
4.COOL HAND LUKE
3. THE STING
2. STAR WARS
1. 12 ANGRY MEN
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| Publications: | Film Threat, Cinema Crazed, Film Fan Addict |
| Critics' Group: | Online Film Critics Society |
| Location: | New York |
Movie Reviews Only
| Rating | T-Meter | Title | Year | Review |
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| 56% | The Monster Squad (1987) |
I never tire of celebrating its nuances and exciting storytelling.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 15, 2017
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| 56% | The Babysitter (2017) |
A great horror comedy with a genuinely touching tale of growing up tucked underneath the buckets of blood, and Satanism.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 13, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Amityville: The Awakening (2017) |
Feels half baked and woefully under developed.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 12, 2017
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| 90% | Gerald's Game (2017) |
Director [Mike] Flanagan pulls off another remarkable horror entry...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 12, 2017
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| 79% | 1408 (2007) |
A sharp and well paced horror film with heavy overtones of grief, anguish, and horrors of the real world that we sometimes unfortunately can never conquer.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 12, 2017
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| 61% | Bug (2006) |
An intelligent and complex peek in to the darkness of mental illness and its tendency to destroy and explode violently.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 10, 2017
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| 87% | Cult of Chucky (2017) |
I appreciate what [Director] Mancini is going for with "Cult of Chucky," and while it isn't as abysmal as "Seed of Chucky," it's nevertheless an inferior follow up...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Oct 3, 2017
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| 38% | The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017) |
Even at its best it never quite digs itself out of a hole as a third rate "Midnight Run" clone.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Sep 21, 2017
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| 85% | It (2017) |
A spooky horror film and a stellar coming of age drama.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2017
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| 98% | E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) |
It's connection, its life, and it's about feelings of love that tends to transcend species and stars.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Sep 12, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Model by Day (1994) |
It's only worth watching if you're in to re-visiting a period of the nineties where neon, and club music were popular, if briefly.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Sep 8, 2017
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| No Score Yet | 44 Pages (2017) |
If you've ever been a fan of the magazine as I have, "44 Pages" will prove to be a wonderful chronicle of a very valuable piece of literature.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Sep 5, 2017
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| 56% | Batman and Harley Quinn (2017) |
[Bruce Timm] and Sam Liu reduces [these characters] to rape, sex jokes, fart gags, and wish fulfillment for a certain niche of fan boys that get off on this kind of garbage.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Sep 1, 2017
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| 40% | Death Note (2017) |
A stark, entertaining horror movie that is very much a "Death Note" tale, but one that works in its own rhythm for a broader audience, without alienating the core fan base.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Aug 21, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Mune: Guardian of the Moon (2017) |
It's entertaining, it's complex, and imaginative, and builds a wonderful array of heroes and villains that suck us in to this mesmerizing world.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Aug 13, 2017
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| 10% | The Emoji Movie (2017) |
Not just bad, but it's offensively boring, and tedious.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Aug 10, 2017
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| 23% | The Bye Bye Man (2017) |
Two modern college students rented a two story house with multiple bedrooms. In a movie about an undead dog owner, that is the most far fetched detail of the film.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Aug 4, 2017
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| 83% | Tragedy Girls (2017) |
An awfully annoying horror comedy with glimmers of brilliance.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Aug 3, 2017
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| 90% | 78/52: Hitchcock's Shower Scene (2017) |
A stellar documentary highly suggested for horror buffs, film lovers, and aspiring filmmakers alike.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Aug 3, 2017
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| 58% | It Stains the Sands Red (2017) |
Has seeds for a great horror drama, but it could stand a ten minute trimming, and a new climax.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 29, 2017
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| 90% | Better Watch Out (2017) |
Avoid spoilers, avoid trailers, and go in to "Better Watch Out" completely blind. You'll thank me later.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 28, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Tilt (2017) |
Compelling and sometimes spellbinding...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 26, 2017
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| 45% | Wish I Was Here (2014) |
Sixty percent hipster indie art house junk, and forty percent actual substance that's worth watching.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 21, 2017
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| 93% | Baby Driver (2017) |
A remarkable turn for [director] Wright who creates a pulp masterpiece‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 19, 2017
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| 16% | The Mummy (2017) |
If this is a sign of things to come, the "Dark Universe" should be buried and left to rot beside "Dracula Untold."‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 12, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Behind the Mask: The Batman Dead End Story (2015) |
Touches on an important point in fandom where the often controversial art of the fan film was popularized, for better and for worse.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 11, 2017
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| 92% | Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) |
It's not just a great Spider-Man movie, but a wonderful teen drama.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 10, 2017
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| 19% | Baywatch (2017) |
Sadly, it's yet another disingenuous, botched adaptation that wants to make money off of the fan base, while conveying obvious embarrassment toward the property.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 8, 2017
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| 15% | CHIPS (2017) |
A vacuous, unfunny, dull, and vapid cesspool of nonsense.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 8, 2017
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| No Score Yet | CarousHELL (2016) |
A fun and funny horror comedy that thrives on originality...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 6, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Stray (2016) |
An entertaining dark thriller and left me interested in what Nena Eskridge will have to offer audiences down the road.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 5, 2017
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| No Score Yet | You Get Me (2017) |
Director Brent Bonacorso struggles very hard to deliver a modern day digital version of "Fatal Attraction" when it barely registers as a "Swimfan" clone.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 4, 2017
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| 71% | Beauty and the Beast (2017) |
While [Disney's] Oscar winning animated version reigns supreme, Bill Condon manages to deliver his own interpretation that tweaks the tale here and there for new audiences with a great effect.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jun 15, 2017
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| 53% | 47 Meters Down (2017) |
A pretty basic survival thriller, but it's definitely helped by the very good performance by Mandy Moore.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jun 14, 2017
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| 100% | Everlasting (2016) |
Everlasting is clearly a work of love, and Anthony Stabley's film kept me wrapped up in its narrative until the final moment.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2017
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| 92% | Wonder Woman (2017) |
Just fantastic from top to bottom...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jun 9, 2017
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| 69% | Alien: Covenant (2017) |
[Director Ridley Scott] once again wades in dull philosophy and cheap fan service that lends weight to the fact that there is nowhere left to go with this series.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jun 1, 2017
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| 26% | Fist Fight (2017) |
Pretty much just a remake of "Three O'Clock High," this time around it's amped up to a lighter tone and steeped in hazy intentions.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted May 28, 2017
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| 20% | Dirty Dancing (2017) |
A god awful and ill conceived version of the eighties classic.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted May 25, 2017
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| 36% | Snatched (2017) |
It's just a really awful vehicle for Schumer and Hawn who get outshined by Wanda Sykes most of the time.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted May 18, 2017
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| No Score Yet | The Twisted Doll (2017) |
The victim of too much story and not enough run time.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted May 16, 2017
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| 100% | Batman & Bill (2017) |
Probably the most important comic book movie ever made.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted May 8, 2017
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| 82% | Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) |
Much like a classic mix tape, "Vol. 2" of [the series] is a movie that's similar in theme to its predecessor but feels fresh and original. ‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted May 1, 2017
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| 86% | The Dark Tapes (2017) |
An exceptional and surreal horror anthology...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 26, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Lightspeed (2006) |
Middle of the road, dull, superhero fare that is so shamelessly derivative and by the numbers...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins (1995) |
It feels like someone at Threshold Studios were alerted about the upcoming movie and only had about two weeks to build a respectable animated tie-in.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (1998) |
You have to wonder how different today's live action comic book landscape would look if "Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D" took off as a hit series, don't you?‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2017
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| 17% | Wild Wild West (1999) |
A god awful committee made action film that falls apart at the seams by every passing minute.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2017
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| 20% | Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) |
Often silly and so utterly awful from acting to sound mixing, but it embraces its trappings by injecting as much softcore sex and nudity as humanly possible.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2017
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| No Score Yet | The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988) |
It poorly realizes Thor, and hands us a ton of filler for what is a comeback movie with a paper thin premise.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 22, 2017
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