Felix Vasquez Jr.
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| Biography: |
Felix Vasquez Jr. was born in the Bronx and currently resides as a bachelor. He's a freelance writer obsessed with film, who has worked for Film Threat for almost two years, currently writes reviews for pornography at Adult DVD Talk, and for cult movies at Film Fan Addict.
He's always looking for work and currently runs his own website Cinema Crazed, which he's written for and edited himself for almost ten years.
He's contributed to the likes of Shock Till you Drop, and been mentioned in Fangoria, and the Hartford Courant.
He is currently pursuing publication, and a permanent career in as a film critic.
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Felix' top ten films of all time:
10. SCHINDLER'S LIST
9. JAWS
8. AMERICAN BEAUTY
7.THE GODFATHER
6.THE GRAPES OF WRATH
5.BEN-HUR
4.COOL HAND LUKE
3. THE STING
2. STAR WARS
1. 12 ANGRY MEN
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| Publications: | Film Threat, Cinema Crazed, Film Fan Addict |
| Critics' Group: | Online Film Critics Society |
| Location: | New York |
Movie Reviews Only
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| No Score Yet | Mune: Guardian of the Moon (2017) |
It's entertaining, it's complex, and imaginative, and builds a wonderful array of heroes and villains that suck us in to this mesmerizing world.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Aug 13, 2017
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| 8% | The Emoji Movie (2017) |
Not just bad, but it's offensively boring, and tedious.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Aug 10, 2017
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| 23% | The Bye Bye Man (2017) |
Two modern college students rented a two story house with multiple bedrooms. In a movie about an undead dog owner, that is the most far fetched detail of the film.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Aug 4, 2017
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| 93% | Tragedy Girls (2017) |
An awfully annoying horror comedy with glimmers of brilliance.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Aug 3, 2017
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| 95% | 78/52 (2017) |
A stellar documentary highly suggested for horror buffs, film lovers, and aspiring filmmakers alike.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Aug 3, 2017
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| 50% | It Stains the Sands Red (2017) |
Has seeds for a great horror drama, but it could stand a ten minute trimming, and a new climax.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 29, 2017
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| 91% | Better Watch Out (2017) |
Avoid spoilers, avoid trailers, and go in to "Better Watch Out" completely blind. You'll thank me later.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 28, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Tilt (2017) |
Compelling and sometimes spellbinding...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 26, 2017
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| 45% | Wish I Was Here (2014) |
Sixty percent hipster indie art house junk, and forty percent actual substance that's worth watching.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 21, 2017
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| 94% | Baby Driver (2017) |
A remarkable turn for [director] Wright who creates a pulp masterpiece‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 19, 2017
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| 16% | The Mummy (2017) |
If this is a sign of things to come, the "Dark Universe" should be buried and left to rot beside "Dracula Untold."‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 12, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Behind the Mask: The Batman Dead End Story (2015) |
Touches on an important point in fandom where the often controversial art of the fan film was popularized, for better and for worse.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 11, 2017
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| 92% | Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) |
It's not just a great Spider-Man movie, but a wonderful teen drama.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 10, 2017
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| 19% | Baywatch (2017) |
Sadly, it's yet another disingenuous, botched adaptation that wants to make money off of the fan base, while conveying obvious embarrassment toward the property.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 8, 2017
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| 16% | CHIPS (2017) |
A vacuous, unfunny, dull, and vapid cesspool of nonsense.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 8, 2017
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| No Score Yet | CarousHELL (2016) |
A fun and funny horror comedy that thrives on originality...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 6, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Stray (2016) |
An entertaining dark thriller and left me interested in what Nena Eskridge will have to offer audiences down the road.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 5, 2017
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| No Score Yet | You Get Me (2017) |
Director Brent Bonacorso struggles very hard to deliver a modern day digital version of "Fatal Attraction" when it barely registers as a "Swimfan" clone.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jul 4, 2017
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| 71% | Beauty and the Beast (2017) |
While [Disney's] Oscar winning animated version reigns supreme, Bill Condon manages to deliver his own interpretation that tweaks the tale here and there for new audiences with a great effect.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jun 15, 2017
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| 54% | 47 Meters Down (2017) |
A pretty basic survival thriller, but it's definitely helped by the very good performance by Mandy Moore.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jun 14, 2017
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| 100% | Everlasting (2016) |
Everlasting is clearly a work of love, and Anthony Stabley's film kept me wrapped up in its narrative until the final moment.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2017
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| 92% | Wonder Woman (2017) |
Just fantastic from top to bottom...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jun 9, 2017
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| 71% | Alien: Covenant (2017) |
[Director Ridley Scott] once again wades in dull philosophy and cheap fan service that lends weight to the fact that there is nowhere left to go with this series.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Jun 1, 2017
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| 27% | Fist Fight (2017) |
Pretty much just a remake of "Three O'Clock High," this time around it's amped up to a lighter tone and steeped in hazy intentions.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted May 28, 2017
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| 20% | Dirty Dancing (2017) |
A god awful and ill conceived version of the eighties classic.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted May 25, 2017
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| 35% | Snatched (2017) |
It's just a really awful vehicle for Schumer and Hawn who get outshined by Wanda Sykes most of the time.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted May 18, 2017
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| No Score Yet | The Twisted Doll (2017) |
The victim of too much story and not enough run time.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted May 16, 2017
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| 100% | Batman & Bill (2017) |
Probably the most important comic book movie ever made.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted May 8, 2017
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| 82% | Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) |
Much like a classic mix tape, "Vol. 2" of [the series] is a movie that's similar in theme to its predecessor but feels fresh and original. ‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted May 1, 2017
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| 86% | The Dark Tapes (2017) |
An exceptional and surreal horror anthology...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 26, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Lightspeed (2006) |
Middle of the road, dull, superhero fare that is so shamelessly derivative and by the numbers...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins (1995) |
It feels like someone at Threshold Studios were alerted about the upcoming movie and only had about two weeks to build a respectable animated tie-in.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (1998) |
You have to wonder how different today's live action comic book landscape would look if "Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D" took off as a hit series, don't you?‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2017
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| 17% | Wild Wild West (1999) |
A god awful committee made action film that falls apart at the seams by every passing minute.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2017
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| 20% | Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) |
Often silly and so utterly awful from acting to sound mixing, but it embraces its trappings by injecting as much softcore sex and nudity as humanly possible.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2017
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| No Score Yet | The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988) |
It poorly realizes Thor, and hands us a ton of filler for what is a comeback movie with a paper thin premise.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 22, 2017
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| No Score Yet | Double Blast (1994) |
Never crawls out of its abysmal pit of a paper thin narrative, and performances that drag the movie down.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 22, 2017
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| 32% | 3 Ninjas (1992) |
For the most part it works well as a movie that is funny, fun, and fairly painless.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 22, 2017
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| 43% | Star Kid (1997) |
It's "The Guyver" meets "ET" with a hint of "Green Lantern"...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 22, 2017
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| 20% | Troma's War (1988) |
Always feels like a half hearted indictment on Regan era jingoism. ‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 22, 2017
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| No Score Yet | L' Uomo puma (The Puma Man) (1980) |
Pleasance lends this trash some class, but it's mostly an experience you can ignore, and isn't exactly crying for a reboot.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 22, 2017
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| 66% | Rollerball (1975) |
A science fiction masterpiece and exciting action film.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 22, 2017
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| 63% | The Running Man (1987) |
Holds up a shocking reflection of where we actually stand as a society in 2017.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 22, 2017
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| 66% | The Fate of the Furious (2017) |
For a movie that pretends to be an elaborate thriller, it's ridiculously simple, and just doesn't even seem to be trying anymore.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 20, 2017
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| 43% | Over the Top (1987) |
It's not traditionally considered a Stallone masterpiece, but I sure as hell love it.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 20, 2017
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| 14% | The Spirit (2008) |
If Will Eisner's comic and legacy was a flag, Miller would be that person stomping it in to the ground and lighting it on fire.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 13, 2017
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| 51% | The Boss Baby (2017) |
A droning, nonsensical excuse for family fare that even small kids might eventually grow tired of.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 12, 2017
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| 74% | The Void (2017) |
Feels like a nightmare from beginning to end.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 11, 2017
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| 42% | The Phantom (1996) |
A sleek and breezy action film in the vein of "Indiana Jones"...‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 10, 2017
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| 18% | Cobra (1986) |
It's goofy action fun and it gets better every single time I watch it.‐ Cinema Crazed
Read More | Posted Apr 7, 2017
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