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Fiore Mastracci

Fiore Mastracci

Agrees with the Tomatometer 52% of the time.

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
0/10 53% Green Zone (2010) "Anti-American excrement on celluloid." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Mar 11, 2010
6/10 43% Brooklyn's Finest (2010) ""Every cop is a criminal, and all the sinners saints." It's a Rolling Stones song set to celluloid." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Mar 5, 2010
4/10 19% Cop Out (2010) "Morgan is irritating, Willis is just doing a walk-through and Smith should have picked up the pen to help this turkey out." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Feb 27, 2010
5/10 71% The Crazies (2010) "Solid horror film, just not a memorable one." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Feb 27, 2010
10/10 34% The Wolfman (2010) "Sorry to keep my loyal legion waiting for this review, but the film is definitely worth it." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Feb 18, 2010
6/10 56% Edge of Darkness (2010) "The film borders on the novel, but is hampered by too many cliches." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Jan 28, 2010
4/10 19% Legion (2010) "Plot holes so big you could cruise a CSX freight train through them." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Jan 22, 2010
10/10 48% The Book of Eli (2010) "THE BOOK OF ELI captures positive aspects of God and Christianity and does so unashamedly. About damn time!" ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Jan 14, 2010
3/10 31% The Lovely Bones (2009) "If you're the type with an ideology that purports gloom and uselessness, (read liberals) you'll like this film. I prefer not to have folks suffer through this visual flogging." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 23, 2009
4/10 91% Up in the Air (2009) "A movie that is worth a view, but not necessarily the price of a theatre ticket." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 23, 2009
5/10 57% It's Complicated (2009) "Guys, if you're going to see this film, take a lady or two with you, so you'll be alerted to the funny parts that just don't register in the male psyche." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 23, 2009
4/10 91% Crazy Heart (2009) "Bridges, and the sound techs rule an otherwise toss away flick." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 20, 2009
9/10 38% Nine (2009) "The theme of the film is to "Be Italian". How can you argue with that? I live it everyday. You others can only dream." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 18, 2009
6/10 76% The Young Victoria (2009) "I dedicate this review to all my readers, and they are legion, at the Guardian UK." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 18, 2009
3/10 76% Invictus (2009) "Clint slips this time around. Damon is cardboard and Freeman does a Kwai Chang Cain impression. Items of history are ignored for the sake of an underdog sports tale." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 11, 2009
1/10 40% Armored (2009) "B-schlock, best served as someone's tax write-off." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 5, 2009
6/10 46% Everybody's Fine (2009) "DeNiro's performance makes this worth a view." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 5, 2009
0/10 92% Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) "Pure excrement on celluloid. Wes Anderson does it again!" ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Nov 24, 2009
10/10 26% Ninja Assassin (2009) "The epitome of excellence in film entertainment." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Nov 24, 2009
0/10 75% The Road (2009) "Watching this is suicidal. Excrement on celluloid." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Nov 24, 2009
4/10 28% The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) "Never have vampires and werewolves had so much estrogen. The producers should apologize to Bela Lugosi, Lon Chaney Jr., Boris Karloff, Christopher Lee and Frank Langella." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Nov 19, 2009
7/10 66% The Blind Side (2009) "Enjoyable film that extols conservative values. Could there be winds of change in Tinsel Town?" ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Nov 19, 2009
4/10 39% 2012 (2009) "2012 - three hours of Irwin Allen rehash. Emmerick would have been better making up with Dean Devlin and making Godzilla 2." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Nov 12, 2009
8/10 52% The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) "The latest George Clooney offering is a reflective look at a changing mien in Hollywood." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Nov 5, 2009
7/10 54% Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009) "Jim Carrey though animated, should be considered for Best Actor. His co-star is the Disney IMAX 3D technology." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Nov 5, 2009
0/10 49% Astro Boy (AstroBoy) (2009) "This is nothing more than indoctrination to Marxism. Is this what you want your kids watching for a Saturday matinee?" ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Oct 22, 2009
7/10 25% Law Abiding Citizen (2009) ""It's gonna be biblical!" But the final reel pikes on what could have been a powerful ending." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Oct 15, 2009
5/10 73% Where the Wild Things Are (2009) "Somewhere, in all the embellishments, the moral was lost." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Oct 15, 2009
1/10 11% Couples Retreat (2009) "Somebody shoot Vince Vaughn before he makes another insipid, inane and idiotic movie." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Oct 8, 2009
7/10 89% Zombieland (2009) "Zombie movies have gone too far when they start attacking two basic food groups - hamburgers and Twinkies!" ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Oct 1, 2009
6/10 39% Surrogates (2009) "A glimpse into the world Obama and his horde want to bring you enveloped in a sci-fi mien." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Sep 25, 2009
5/10 28% Pandorum (2009) "There is too much going on, it goes on for too long and it all comes crashing at the climax." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Sep 25, 2009
3/10 68% My One and Only (2009) "This would make for anecdotal entertainment if taken as short stories told by George Hamilton in a five-star party where the vino is flowing." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Sep 10, 2009
7/10 57% 9 (2009) "It's technology vs. religion and they allow religion to win!" ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Sep 8, 2009
3/10 89% Inglourious Basterds (2009) "Tarantino spends nearly three hours insulting Jews, changing history to fit his own needs and doesn't listen enough to his editor, and for this, he's called a genius?" ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Aug 20, 2009
8/10 90% District 9 (2009) "Part 'Cloverfield', part 'Quarantine' and a lot of David Cronenberg's 'The Fly' without the starpower." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Aug 14, 2009
7/10 35% G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) "Cinematic sorbet - much needed this time of year." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Aug 9, 2009
9/10 98% The Hurt Locker (2009) "Finally, a film that shows the true face of our enemy in the war on terror from a pro-American perspective." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Jul 17, 2009
3/10 84% Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) "Even though it is one of the most anticipated films of the summer, it can be summed up in one word - BORING!" ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Jul 14, 2009
5/10 68% Public Enemies (2009) "This film shows the difference between classes of criminals; the difference between gangster and gangsta." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Jun 30, 2009
4/10 19% Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) "This one was made for the geeks and the fan boys. Let 'em have it." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Jun 24, 2009
5/10 51% The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) "The original is considered a classic, though it was miscast. This one is no where near classic." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Jun 11, 2009
7/10 33% Terminator Salvation (2009) "McG rips off so many scenes from other films, I wasn't sure which movie I was watching!" ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted May 20, 2009
6/10 37% Angels & Demons (2009) "Only for those who think its chic to bash the Catholic Church." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted May 15, 2009
10/10 95% Star Trek (2009) "The first winner this year of the coveted Fist of Fiore Award exemplifying excellence in film entertainment." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted May 7, 2009
6/10 38% X-Men Origins - Wolverine (2009) "No emotional content, restricted writing and second rate SFX help this endeavor never live up to the hype." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted May 2, 2009
4/10 39% Fighting (2009) "With all the street fighting flicks, still no one beats Charlie Bronson and James Coburn in 'Hard Times'. This one doesn't even come close." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Apr 23, 2009
5/10 56% The Soloist (2009) "The theme of this film is actually racial guilt. If they had stuck to the healing power of music and relinquished the rants, they may have had a better endeavor." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Apr 23, 2009
5/10 29% 12 Rounds (2009) "Director of Photography David Boyd should be slammed against a wall by star John Cena and bitch-slapped until he cries like a little girl." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Apr 4, 2009
2/10 65% Watchmen (2009) "Its pulp fiction, soft porn and of course, the liberal agenda all done poorly. True excrement on celluloid." ‐ Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Mar 6, 2009
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