Fiore Mastracci

Fiore Mastracci
Fiore Mastracci's reviews do not count toward the Tomatometer. This is not a Tomatometer-approved critic, and this critic's reviews are not published on a Tomatometer-approved publication.
Publications: Outtakes With Fiore
Official Websites: atnzone.com/owf

Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
0/10 54% Green Zone (2010) Anti-American excrement on celluloid. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 11, 2010
6/10 44% Brooklyn's Finest (2010) "Every cop is a criminal, and all the sinners saints." It's a Rolling Stones song set to celluloid. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 5, 2010
4/10 18% Cop Out (2010) Morgan is irritating, Willis is just doing a walk-through and Smith should have picked up the pen to help this turkey out. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 27, 2010
5/10 71% The Crazies (2010) Solid horror film, just not a memorable one. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 27, 2010
10/10 35% The Wolfman (2010) Sorry to keep my loyal legion waiting for this review, but the film is definitely worth it. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 18, 2010
6/10 56% Edge of Darkness (2010) The film borders on the novel, but is hampered by too many cliches. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 28, 2010
4/10 19% Legion (2010) Plot holes so big you could cruise a CSX freight train through them. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 22, 2010
10/10 47% The Book of Eli (2010) THE BOOK OF ELI captures positive aspects of God and Christianity and does so unashamedly. About damn time! - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 14, 2010
3/10 32% The Lovely Bones (2009) If you're the type with an ideology that purports gloom and uselessness, (read liberals) you'll like this film. I prefer not to have folks suffer through this visual flogging. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 23, 2009
4/10 91% Up in the Air (2009) A movie that is worth a view, but not necessarily the price of a theatre ticket. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 23, 2009
5/10 58% It's Complicated (2009) Guys, if you're going to see this film, take a lady or two with you, so you'll be alerted to the funny parts that just don't register in the male psyche. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 23, 2009
4/10 90% Crazy Heart (2009) Bridges, and the sound techs rule an otherwise toss away flick. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 20, 2009
9/10 40% Nine (2009) The theme of the film is to "Be Italian". How can you argue with that? I live it everyday. You others can only dream. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 18, 2009
6/10 77% The Young Victoria (2009) I dedicate this review to all my readers, and they are legion, at the Guardian UK. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 18, 2009
3/10 76% Invictus (2009) Clint slips this time around. Damon is cardboard and Freeman does a Kwai Chang Cain impression. Items of history are ignored for the sake of an underdog sports tale. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 11, 2009
1/10 40% Armored (2009) B-schlock, best served as someone's tax write-off. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 5, 2009
6/10 47% Everybody's Fine (2009) DeNiro's performance makes this worth a view. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 5, 2009
0/10 92% Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) Pure excrement on celluloid. Wes Anderson does it again! - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 24, 2009
10/10 25% Ninja Assassin (2009) The epitome of excellence in film entertainment. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 24, 2009
0/10 73% The Road (2009) Watching this is suicidal. Excrement on celluloid. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 24, 2009
4/10 28% The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) Never have vampires and werewolves had so much estrogen. The producers should apologize to Bela Lugosi, Lon Chaney Jr., Boris Karloff, Christopher Lee and Frank Langella. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 19, 2009
7/10 66% The Blind Side (2009) Enjoyable film that extols conservative values. Could there be winds of change in Tinsel Town? - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 19, 2009
4/10 40% 2012 (2009) 2012 - three hours of Irwin Allen rehash. Emmerick would have been better making up with Dean Devlin and making Godzilla 2. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 12, 2009
8/10 51% The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) The latest George Clooney offering is a reflective look at a changing mien in Hollywood. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 5, 2009
7/10 54% Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009) Jim Carrey though animated, should be considered for Best Actor. His co-star is the Disney IMAX 3D technology. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 5, 2009
0/10 50% Astro Boy (AstroBoy) (2009) This is nothing more than indoctrination to Marxism. Is this what you want your kids watching for a Saturday matinee? - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 22, 2009
7/10 26% Law Abiding Citizen (2009) "It's gonna be biblical!" But the final reel pikes on what could have been a powerful ending. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 15, 2009
5/10 72% Where the Wild Things Are (2009) Somewhere, in all the embellishments, the moral was lost. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 15, 2009
1/10 11% Couples Retreat (2009) Somebody shoot Vince Vaughn before he makes another insipid, inane and idiotic movie. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 8, 2009
7/10 90% Zombieland (2009) Zombie movies have gone too far when they start attacking two basic food groups - hamburgers and Twinkies! - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 1, 2009
6/10 37% Surrogates (2009) A glimpse into the world Obama and his horde want to bring you enveloped in a sci-fi mien. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 25, 2009
5/10 28% Pandorum (2009) There is too much going on, it goes on for too long and it all comes crashing at the climax. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 25, 2009
3/10 68% My One and Only (2009) This would make for anecdotal entertainment if taken as short stories told by George Hamilton in a five-star party where the vino is flowing. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 10, 2009
7/10 57% 9 (2009) It's technology vs. religion and they allow religion to win! - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 8, 2009
3/10 88% Inglourious Basterds (2009) Tarantino spends nearly three hours insulting Jews, changing history to fit his own needs and doesn't listen enough to his editor, and for this, he's called a genius? - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 20, 2009
8/10 90% District 9 (2009) Part 'Cloverfield', part 'Quarantine' and a lot of David Cronenberg's 'The Fly' without the starpower. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 14, 2009
7/10 34% G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) Cinematic sorbet - much needed this time of year. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 9, 2009
9/10 97% The Hurt Locker (2009) Finally, a film that shows the true face of our enemy in the war on terror from a pro-American perspective. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 17, 2009
3/10 83% Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) Even though it is one of the most anticipated films of the summer, it can be summed up in one word - BORING! - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 14, 2009
5/10 67% Public Enemies (2009) This film shows the difference between classes of criminals; the difference between gangster and gangsta. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 30, 2009
4/10 19% Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) This one was made for the geeks and the fan boys. Let 'em have it. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 24, 2009
5/10 51% The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) The original is considered a classic, though it was miscast. This one is no where near classic. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 11, 2009
7/10 33% Terminator Salvation (2009) McG rips off so many scenes from other films, I wasn't sure which movie I was watching! - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted May 20, 2009
6/10 37% Angels & Demons (2009) Only for those who think its chic to bash the Catholic Church. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted May 15, 2009
10/10 94% Star Trek (2009) The first winner this year of the coveted Fist of Fiore Award exemplifying excellence in film entertainment. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted May 7, 2009
6/10 37% X-Men Origins - Wolverine (2009) No emotional content, restricted writing and second rate SFX help this endeavor never live up to the hype. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted May 2, 2009
4/10 40% Fighting (2009) With all the street fighting flicks, still no one beats Charlie Bronson and James Coburn in 'Hard Times'. This one doesn't even come close. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2009
5/10 57% The Soloist (2009) The theme of this film is actually racial guilt. If they had stuck to the healing power of music and relinquished the rants, they may have had a better endeavor. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2009
5/10 30% 12 Rounds (2009) Director of Photography David Boyd should be slammed against a wall by star John Cena and bitch-slapped until he cries like a little girl. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 4, 2009
2/10 64% Watchmen (2009) Its pulp fiction, soft porn and of course, the liberal agenda all done poorly. True excrement on celluloid. - Outtakes With Fiore EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 6, 2009