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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
0/10 53%

Green Zone (2010)

"Anti-American excrement on celluloid." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Mar 11, 2010
6/10 43%

Brooklyn's Finest (2010)

""Every cop is a criminal, and all the sinners saints." It's a Rolling Stones song set to celluloid." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Mar 5, 2010
4/10 19%

Cop Out (2010)

"Morgan is irritating, Willis is just doing a walk-through and Smith should have picked up the pen to help this turkey out." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Feb 27, 2010
5/10 71%

The Crazies (2010)

"Solid horror film, just not a memorable one." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Feb 27, 2010
10/10 34%

The Wolfman (2010)

"Sorry to keep my loyal legion waiting for this review, but the film is definitely worth it." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Feb 18, 2010
6/10 56%

Edge of Darkness (2010)

"The film borders on the novel, but is hampered by too many cliches." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Jan 28, 2010
4/10 19%

Legion (2010)

"Plot holes so big you could cruise a CSX freight train through them." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Jan 22, 2010
10/10 48%

The Book of Eli (2010)

"THE BOOK OF ELI captures positive aspects of God and Christianity and does so unashamedly. About damn time!" Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Jan 14, 2010
3/10 31%

The Lovely Bones (2009)

"If you're the type with an ideology that purports gloom and uselessness, (read liberals) you'll like this film. I prefer not to have folks suffer through this visual flogging." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 23, 2009
4/10 91%

Up in the Air (2009)

"A movie that is worth a view, but not necessarily the price of a theatre ticket." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 23, 2009
5/10 57%

It's Complicated (2009)

"Guys, if you're going to see this film, take a lady or two with you, so you'll be alerted to the funny parts that just don't register in the male psyche." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 23, 2009
4/10 91%

Crazy Heart (2009)

"Bridges, and the sound techs rule an otherwise toss away flick." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 20, 2009
9/10 38%

Nine (2009)

"The theme of the film is to "Be Italian". How can you argue with that? I live it everyday. You others can only dream." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 18, 2009
6/10 76%

The Young Victoria (2009)

"I dedicate this review to all my readers, and they are legion, at the Guardian UK." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 18, 2009
3/10 76%

Invictus (2009)

"Clint slips this time around. Damon is cardboard and Freeman does a Kwai Chang Cain impression. Items of history are ignored for the sake of an underdog sports tale." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 11, 2009
1/10 40%

Armored (2009)

"B-schlock, best served as someone's tax write-off." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 5, 2009
6/10 46%

Everybody's Fine (2009)

"DeNiro's performance makes this worth a view." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Dec 5, 2009
0/10 92%

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

"Pure excrement on celluloid. Wes Anderson does it again!" Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Nov 24, 2009
10/10 26%

Ninja Assassin (2009)

"The epitome of excellence in film entertainment." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Nov 24, 2009
0/10 75%

The Road (2009)

"Watching this is suicidal. Excrement on celluloid." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Nov 24, 2009
4/10 28%

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

"Never have vampires and werewolves had so much estrogen. The producers should apologize to Bela Lugosi, Lon Chaney Jr., Boris Karloff, Christopher Lee and Frank Langella." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Nov 19, 2009
7/10 66%

The Blind Side (2009)

"Enjoyable film that extols conservative values. Could there be winds of change in Tinsel Town?" Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Nov 19, 2009
4/10 39%

2012 (2009)

"2012 - three hours of Irwin Allen rehash. Emmerick would have been better making up with Dean Devlin and making Godzilla 2." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Nov 12, 2009
8/10 52%

The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)

"The latest George Clooney offering is a reflective look at a changing mien in Hollywood." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Nov 5, 2009
7/10 54%

Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009)

"Jim Carrey though animated, should be considered for Best Actor. His co-star is the Disney IMAX 3D technology." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Nov 5, 2009
0/10 49%

Astro Boy (AstroBoy) (2009)

"This is nothing more than indoctrination to Marxism. Is this what you want your kids watching for a Saturday matinee?" Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Oct 22, 2009
7/10 25%

Law Abiding Citizen (2009)

""It's gonna be biblical!" But the final reel pikes on what could have been a powerful ending." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Oct 15, 2009
5/10 73%

Where the Wild Things Are (2009)

"Somewhere, in all the embellishments, the moral was lost." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Oct 15, 2009
1/10 11%

Couples Retreat (2009)

"Somebody shoot Vince Vaughn before he makes another insipid, inane and idiotic movie." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Oct 8, 2009
7/10 89%

Zombieland (2009)

"Zombie movies have gone too far when they start attacking two basic food groups - hamburgers and Twinkies!" Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Oct 1, 2009
6/10 39%

Surrogates (2009)

"A glimpse into the world Obama and his horde want to bring you enveloped in a sci-fi mien." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Sep 25, 2009
5/10 28%

Pandorum (2009)

"There is too much going on, it goes on for too long and it all comes crashing at the climax." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Sep 25, 2009
3/10 68%

My One and Only (2009)

"This would make for anecdotal entertainment if taken as short stories told by George Hamilton in a five-star party where the vino is flowing." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Sep 10, 2009
7/10 57%

9 (2009)

"It's technology vs. religion and they allow religion to win!" Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Sep 8, 2009
3/10 89%

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

"Tarantino spends nearly three hours insulting Jews, changing history to fit his own needs and doesn't listen enough to his editor, and for this, he's called a genius?" Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Aug 20, 2009
8/10 90%

District 9 (2009)

"Part 'Cloverfield', part 'Quarantine' and a lot of David Cronenberg's 'The Fly' without the starpower." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Aug 14, 2009
7/10 35%

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)

"Cinematic sorbet - much needed this time of year." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Aug 9, 2009
9/10 98%

The Hurt Locker (2009)

"Finally, a film that shows the true face of our enemy in the war on terror from a pro-American perspective." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Jul 17, 2009
3/10 84%

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

"Even though it is one of the most anticipated films of the summer, it can be summed up in one word - BORING!" Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Jul 14, 2009
5/10 68%

Public Enemies (2009)

"This film shows the difference between classes of criminals; the difference between gangster and gangsta." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Jun 30, 2009
4/10 19%

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

"This one was made for the geeks and the fan boys. Let 'em have it." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Jun 24, 2009
5/10 51%

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009)

"The original is considered a classic, though it was miscast. This one is no where near classic." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Jun 11, 2009
7/10 33%

Terminator Salvation (2009)

"McG rips off so many scenes from other films, I wasn't sure which movie I was watching!" Outtakes With Fiore
Posted May 20, 2009
6/10 37%

Angels & Demons (2009)

"Only for those who think its chic to bash the Catholic Church." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted May 15, 2009
10/10 95%

Star Trek (2009)

"The first winner this year of the coveted Fist of Fiore Award exemplifying excellence in film entertainment." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted May 7, 2009
6/10 38%

X-Men Origins - Wolverine (2009)

"No emotional content, restricted writing and second rate SFX help this endeavor never live up to the hype." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted May 2, 2009
4/10 39%

Fighting (2009)

"With all the street fighting flicks, still no one beats Charlie Bronson and James Coburn in 'Hard Times'. This one doesn't even come close." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Apr 23, 2009
5/10 56%

The Soloist (2009)

"The theme of this film is actually racial guilt. If they had stuck to the healing power of music and relinquished the rants, they may have had a better endeavor." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Apr 23, 2009
5/10 29%

12 Rounds (2009)

"Director of Photography David Boyd should be slammed against a wall by star John Cena and bitch-slapped until he cries like a little girl." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Apr 4, 2009
2/10 65%

Watchmen (2009)

"Its pulp fiction, soft porn and of course, the liberal agenda all done poorly. True excrement on celluloid." Outtakes With Fiore
Posted Mar 6, 2009
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