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Jackie Loohauis

Jackie Loohauis
Jackie Loohauis's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
2.5/4 22%

Darling Companion (2012)

"The plot itself is thin kibble indeed, and the scriptwriting team of Lawrence and Meg Kasdan must bring in a gypsy psychic (Ayelet Zurer) as a plot device to give the film some spice." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted May 17, 2012
2.5/4 73%

Big Miracle (2012)

""Big Miracle," perhaps inadvertently ... delivers a message custom-made for our times: That somewhere between avarice and ideology there's a path people can walk together to save the planet." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Feb 2, 2012
3/4 81%

Dolphin Tale (2011)

"With "Dolphin Tale," Hollywood dares to do the almost unimaginable: Create a really heartwarming family movie." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Sep 22, 2011
1.5/4 33%

The Ward (2011)

"The master who gave us "Halloween," one of the most terrifying films of all time, can't provoke more than a chill in "The Ward."" ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Sep 1, 2011
2/4 87%

The Last Lions (2011)

"This is National Geographic writ raw for effect, and "The Last Lions" suffers for it." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Mar 17, 2011
2/4 35%

Alien Trespass (2009)

"To see how Alien Trespass might have been done, rent The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra with its puppet monster on visible strings, its dime-store sets and its dreadful artificial dialogue." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Apr 2, 2009
3/4 19%

Fly Me to the Moon (2008)

"Delightful enough to earn the buzz." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Aug 15, 2008
3/4 87%

Shine a Light (2008)

"Jagger remains amazing, a human explosion crossing the stage for two hours." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Apr 4, 2008
2.5/4 51%

30 Days of Night (2007)

"A frightening genre offering, raising the bar on raising the dead." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Oct 18, 2007
2.5/4 86%

Dr. Bronner's Magic Soapbox (2007)

"Swirl together hemp, peppermint, vitamin E and a huge dollop of weirdness, and you have one of the most strangely brewed documentaries in years." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Oct 4, 2007
2.5/4 7%

Silk (2007)

"If you see Silk, be happy just to see it, in all its gorgeousness. That alone makes it worth your own trek to the theater." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Sep 14, 2007
3/4 11%

Pathfinder (2007)

"Pathfinder sweeps fantasy to a new level: gritty, layered, chill-chasing." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Apr 13, 2007
2.5/4 66%

Meet the Robinsons (2007)

"The mishmash won't offend kids, but it won't hold their interest for long. If only Walt had been around to think it through." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Mar 30, 2007
2/4 5%

Three (2007)

"Thr3e is far short of Se7en." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Jan 5, 2007
3/4 51%

For Your Consideration (2006)

"You know what else we heard about this film? They're saying it could be nominated for an Oscar..." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Nov 22, 2006
3/4 57%

Feast (2006)

"The movie happens to be terrific." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Sep 22, 2006
1/4 27%

The Omen (2006)

"Take the numbers 06-06-06 and calculate them according to the rituals of ancient mystical prophecy, and what do you get? Zilch." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Jun 6, 2006
1/4 49%

The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

"The body count is higher than the scriptwriters' combined IQ's." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Mar 9, 2006
1.5/4 43%

Final Destination 3 (2006)

"If you're into state-of-the art depictions of human pureeing, this is indeed your flick." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Feb 10, 2006
1.5/4 36%

Saw II (2005)

"Think gore, gore and more gore. That's all the filmmakers can deliver from a concept that's already broken its teeth." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Oct 27, 2005
1.5/4 11%

Venom (2005)

"You'll sleep like you just took the recommended daily dosage of Tylenol PM right though this snore-monger." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Sep 15, 2005
3/4 73%

Land of the Dead (2005)

"Romero was savvy enough to turn a $100,000 indie quickie into a classic and he shows he can still make a corpse stagger with his new film, George A. Romero's Land of the Dead." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Jun 24, 2005
3/4 72%

Walk on Water (2005)

"The history of this film sparkles with fresh thinking." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted May 12, 2005
.5/4 25%

House of Wax (2005)

"In this film, Paris is the brains of the outfit." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted May 5, 2005
2/4 90%

Roar: Lions of the Kalahari (2007)

"For those who can take it, the film offers an experience that's literally wild." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Feb 11, 2005
1.5/4 8%

White Noise (2005)

"Only the most novice horror fan will find anything really scary in White Noise." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Jan 7, 2005
2.5/4 25%

Blade: Trinity (2004)

"From his director's chair, Goyer gives the film an adult stylishness that borders on the genuinely artistic." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Dec 7, 2004
1.5/4 10%

Taxi (2004)

"The meter's running but the fare is flat-rate." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Oct 8, 2004
3/4 65%

Bright Young Things (2003)

"A film that not only Anglophiles will enjoy, it is a work that charms us with its portrayal of a lost time, place and generation." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Oct 7, 2004
3.5/4 92%

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

"Arguably the most intelligent, hilarious sendup of the horror genre seen in decades." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Sep 23, 2004
0/4 53%

A Dirty Shame (2004)

"Not a good film." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Sep 23, 2004
2/4 26%

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)

"You can tell a movie is in trouble when its most emotionally compelling scene involves a monkey in danger of being eaten by a giant snake." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Aug 26, 2004
1.5/4 21%

AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (2004)

"We won't give you any spoilers here about which species zooms which, but let's just say it's the audience who never had a chance." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Aug 15, 2004
1.5/4 67%

Adrenaline Rush (2006)

"A thrill flick in search of an educational reason to exist. Unfortunately, the filmmakers never provide one." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Jul 2, 2004
3/4 89%

National Geographic: Forces of Nature (2004)

"Puts audiences extremely close to a series of deadly disasters of the type most of us just read about." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Jun 17, 2004
0.5/4 50%

Ella Enchanted (2004)

"Leaden, sophomoric, lumpen, Ella Enchanted belongs in only one place: the cinder bin that spawned it." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Apr 8, 2004
2.5/4 52%

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2004)

"A monster hoot, one so gut-busting that we can only hope that, as in the good ol' days, a nurse will be stationed in the lobby." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Mar 11, 2004
2/4 14%

Gothika (2003)

"Flattens out before it hits its end, the filmmakers almost visibly losing steam along the way." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Nov 21, 2003
2.5/4 36%

Scary Movie 3 (2003)

"Someone needs to tell Mrs. Zucker that her son David is being naughty again." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Oct 23, 2003
1.5/4 36%

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

"All we really get is a Chainsaw that sputters before it splatters, leaving the sleepy audience anxious to saw logs." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Oct 16, 2003
1.5/4 31%

Underworld (2003)

"Appears to be nothing more than what it probably is: the middle section of a series of prequels and sequels." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Sep 19, 2003
1/4 41%

Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

"A film with virtually no plot, no humor and no acting talent." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Aug 15, 2003
3/4 61%

Hulk (2003)

"The Hulk delivers more Zen than zap, taking the comic-book movie to new philosophical levels, something not done since Darkman." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Jun 20, 2003
3/4 96%

Winged Migration (2003)

"This Oscar-nominated movie is an amazing flight for audiences as well as the birds." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Jun 5, 2003
3/4 62%

Identity (2003)

"It takes rare wit, guts and humor to try this kind of thing in an A-list film. Identity proves it has enough individuality to succeed." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Apr 25, 2003
3/4 80%

Ghosts of the Abyss (2003)

"Using breakthrough digital 3-D, Cameron injects enough magic to make a film that appeals to both geeks and Titanic romantics." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Apr 11, 2003
2/4 11%

A Man Apart (2003)

"This plot has holes in it you could drive a Hummer through." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Apr 3, 2003
2/4 30%

Dreamcatcher (2003)

"What director-writer-producer Lawrence Kasden delivers is as old as pod people." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Mar 21, 2003
3/4 64%

Willard (2003)

"This, indeed, is a Norman Bates for the 21st century." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Mar 14, 2003
3.5/4 91%

Coral Reef Adventure (2004)

"Color, musical bounce and warm seas lapping on island shores. And just enough science to send you home thinking." ‐Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Posted Feb 27, 2003
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