Jesse Thurber

Jesse Thurber
Jesse Thurber's reviews do not count toward the Tomatometer. This is not a Tomatometer-approved critic, and this critic's reviews are not published on a Tomatometer-approved publication.
Biography:
Film Critic, Slasherpool. aka The ScareMaker
Publications: Slasherpool

Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
2/5 No Score Yet Zombi 3 (Zombie Flesh Eaters 2) (1988) Not good, not terrible...it's certainly not one that I would recommend to first-timers of Fulci or Italian zombie movies. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 10, 2004
0/5 No Score Yet Dark Harvest (2004) "Dark Harvest" fails... it's as simple as that. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 10, 2004
2/5 11% The Beast Within (1982) Disappointing, and I'm not really sure why - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 3, 2004
3/5 36% Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) Prom Night 2 may put a lot of people off, but sure to gain some fans - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 25, 2003
0/5 No Score Yet Skip it unless you've seen "Criminally Insane" - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 12, 2003
2/5 No Score Yet Death Nurse (1987) You'd better have a high tolerance for blatently bad SOV slasher movies to grab any enjoyment out of this sucker - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 12, 2003
2/5 No Score Yet Click: The Calendar Girl Killer (1990) Let this be a lesson to all budding filmmakers: finish your movie before marketing it. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 28, 2003
0/5 No Score Yet Coroner (1999) Too meandering to be a slasher and way too stupid to please the psychological thriller crowd. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 28, 2003
4/5 No Score Yet Criminally Insane (1975) Amateurish, unbelievable, and silly ... but it's so much damn fun! - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 28, 2003
2/5 No Score Yet Hobgoblins (1988) I don't know if you can even really call this a horror film. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 28, 2003
2/5 No Score Yet If you're going to waste your money on an old, crusty, and BAD slasher, this is the one to do it on. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 28, 2003
0/5 No Score Yet The Movie House Massacre (Blood Theater) (1984) This movie knows that it's a big joke, yet it's so completely oblivious to the fact that it's a pathetic joke. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 28, 2003
1/5 No Score Yet Night Screams (1987) This movie fails big time at being suspenseful OR dramatic. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 28, 2003
2/5 No Score Yet The Severed Arm (1973) Definitely has some qualities that set it apart from other bad slasher movies. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 28, 2003
5/5 40% The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) It's a movie that should be a classic, but is just a few steps behind the others ... and for that I have to give it extra credit. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 28, 2003
3/5 No Score Yet Spliced (2003) As much as I wanted to pick apart it's flaws, I can't deny that I was pleasantly surprised that I truly enjoyed it. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 28, 2003
4/5 No Score Yet Terror on Tape (1985) Pretty solid compilation of stuff from some odd obscurities from the seventies and early eighties. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 28, 2003
1/5 No Score Yet Axe (1974) There is definitely a mood here, but unfortunately for us, it's mostly boredom. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2003
3/5 43% La casa sperduta nel parco (House on the Edge of the Park) (1985) Park differs from Last House in that there is the absence of absurd comedy relief and is more balls-out in it's depiction of sex and violence ... - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted May 6, 2003
4/5 20% Lighthouse (Dead of Night) (2000) The fact that it goes for simplicity and good old-fashioned suspense makes it a fun and rewarding view. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted May 6, 2003
2/5 14% New Year's Evil (1981) An excuse to watch a slasher on New Year's Eve. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted May 6, 2003
1/5 No Score Yet Murder Weapon (1990) I have a soft spot for this film, but not soft enough to recognize a stinker when I see one. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted May 6, 2003
4/5 No Score Yet Don't Look in the Basement (1973) If you surrender to it's faults, Don't Look in the Basement is one hell of a good time. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted May 6, 2003
1/5 No Score Yet Welcome to Spring Break (Nightmare Beach) (1988) Avoid this one if you can. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted May 6, 2003
2/5 No Score Yet House of Death (1982) Good enough to sit down and have a fun time watching. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted May 6, 2003
0/5 No Score Yet Demon Warrior (1988) This wanna-be slasher is the most tepid bunch 'o' junk that I've ever seen. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted May 6, 2003
3/5 67% The Prowler (1981) A pretty entertaining piece of work. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted May 6, 2003
1/5 No Score Yet The Majorettes (1986) If you're expecting an underrated gem, look elsewhere. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted May 6, 2003
1/5 No Score Yet Trick or Treats (1982) For the first hour, I was almost convinced that this was actually a parody of slasher movies. - Slasherpool EDIT
Read More | Posted May 6, 2003