Jessica Goldstein

Jessica Goldstein
Jessica Goldstein's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): New York Magazine/Vulture

TV Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
3/5 71% Dickinson: Season 1 (TV, 2019) Em's imagination has her changing into this sultry red gown and riding away with Death, whose carriage is pulled by glow-in-the-dark invisible horse outlines and who is played by WIZ KHALIFA in Mad Hatter cosplay. I love ... everything about this? - New York Magazine/Vulture EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 1, 2019
3/5 79% Big Little Lies: Season 2 - The Bad Mother (TV Episode) I am here for a show that balances its real-estate porn and ridiculous quotes with a story about trauma and violence, but this felt awfully excessive, bordering on trolling. - New York Magazine/Vulture EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 15, 2019
3/5 94% Big Little Lies: Season 2 - Kill Me (TV Episode) I never thought I'd say this, but the men are really a highlight of this season for me. As their wives are mired in the whole haunted-by-the-homicide situation they kiiiind of created for themselves, the men have the space to go full petty. - New York Magazine/Vulture EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 8, 2019
3/5 74% Marvel's Jessica Jones: Season 3 (TV, 2015) Always good to find that silver lining in a pool of your own blood. - New York Magazine/Vulture EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 14, 2019
3/5 81% Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: Part 2 (TV, 2018) Um, where's Salem? - New York Magazine/Vulture EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 5, 2019
5/5 96% Veep: Season 7 (TV, 2012) I feel like Selina is the victim of some version of a Get Out experiment, but there's a rich, tall, white man trapped inside her petite woman-body, begging to be set free. - New York Magazine/Vulture EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 1, 2019
2/5 75% Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: A Midwinter's Tale (TV, 2018) Do the writers of this show need to me to rank its characters in order of how interesting they are? Because all of the top most exciting people (Prudence, Nick, Madam Satan Wardwell, Father Blackwood) were virtually MIA for this entire hour. - New York Magazine/Vulture EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 14, 2018
4/5 91% Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: Part 1 (TV, 2018) Based on everything we've seen so far, I'm going to go ahead and say that just the fact that he's a man is a real red flag. - New York Magazine/Vulture EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 26, 2018
3/5 86% House of Cards: Season 4 (TV, 2013-2018) It's basically Scandal without a sense of humor. - New York Magazine/Vulture EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 31, 2018
3/5 82% Marvel's Jessica Jones: Season 2 (TV, 2015) Can't be a superhero without an origin story. - New York Magazine/Vulture EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 8, 2018
3/5 78% Pretty Little Liars: Season 7 (TV, 2010-2017) Well, my devoted, beloved power-ranking readers, it all came down to this: Our biggest, baddest big bad of them all was ... a character we didn't even meet until the final half-hour of this entire series. Amazing! - New York Magazine/Vulture EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 20, 2018
4/5 96% Parks and Recreation: Season 6 (TV, 2009-2015) Just hearing that peppy theme song is like curling up in bed after a long time away from home; you wonder how you survived without it and you never want to leave. - New York Magazine/Vulture EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 13, 2018
3/5 100% You're the Worst: Season 4 (TV, 2014) You're the Worst is one of the best case studies in the sadcom, and it has leaned harder and harder into its dark side as the years have gone by. - New York Magazine/Vulture EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 11, 2017
4/5 97% You're the Worst: Season 2 (TV, 2014) Terrible decision-making, mind-altering drugs, questionable sexual choices: all contenders for the crown of the Worst. - New York Magazine/Vulture EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 10, 2015