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8/10 76% Kick-Ass (2010) Kick-Ass asks what would happen if superheroes really DID operate in the real world, and the results are shocking, intriguing and entertaining all at once.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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7/10 36% Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010) While it has a few notable flaws, the sum of its parts adds up to a lot of fun, humor, and thrilling action sequences.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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7/10 63% Salt (2010) 'Who is Salt?' asks the marketing posters. By the end of the film, you're still not sure, but it's a credit to everyone involved when you find yourself dying to find out.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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7/10 No Score Yet The Lost Skeleton Returns Again (2009) Feels much more like a 'real' film than the first one did...Larry Blamire has a great feel for his source material and definite love for horrible sci-fi films of yesteryear.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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5/10 23% Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) Are there babes kicking monster butt? You bet there are! Is there a plot or a secondary character we could possibly care about? Of course not! ‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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8/10 70% Red (2010) Goes down remarkably easy, but not as to be forgettable...It's great to remember that action films could actually win you over by being fun and not just by being loud.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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6/10 51% Tron Legacy (2010) Error: data not found. This is a program that runs fine, and does what it's supposed to, but it definitely needs a patch to work all the bugs out.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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4/10 10% Season of the Witch (2011) It could have been a campy, but interesting fantasy adventure...Instead, it's just boring and tedious. Someone obviously rolled a 1 on their d20.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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8/10 89% Tangled (2010) A welcome reminder of some of Disney's best works. The animation is exquisite, the script fantastic, and the leads all perform well. ‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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7/10 39% The Eagle (2011) Its the relationship between these men -- and not some anvilicious symbol -- that drives the story and makes you want to ride alongside them.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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6/10 33% I Am Number Four (2011) You could do worse. It's a rather entertaining film, and it doesn't take itself entirely seriously, with plenty of light touches that help to diffuse some of the melodrama. ‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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8/10 71% Paul (2011) It's geek pride all the way. It's funny, it's exciting, and it has jokes about spaceman junk. Who could ask for anything more?‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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6/10 23% Sucker Punch (2011) The film doesn't live up to the exciting spectacle of watching a steam-powered mech with a cute little kitty painted on the front mow down a giant zeppelin.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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8/10 92% Source Code (2011) If you can overlook the pseudoscientific explanations...you'll be treated to a trippy, head-spinning sci-fi drama with amazingly organic, human characters at its core.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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8/10 71% Hanna (2011) A dark, twisted fairy tale. 'I just missed your heart,' Hanna says to an elk she shoots at the beginning of the film. The film itself, however, is almost right on target.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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7/10 59% Scream 4 (2011) It doesn't always hit the vital organs, but it comes pretty close, and sometimes that's all it takes.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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5/10 7% Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2011) It's entertaining enough, and the cast is great, but there's just not enough meat on the bones to really make it work as well as it should.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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7/10 15% Priest (2011) It's everything you've enjoyed in every genre film you've ever seen rolled into one package, although it seems to lose something when added into the sum of its parts. ‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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8/10 86% X-Men: First Class (2011) This is not an empty popcorn film. It has a heart, a mind, and a healthy stock of endorphins.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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4/10 81% Super 8 (2011) The film is covered in a thick syrup of nostalgia that often threatens to choke the life out of it.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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6/10 26% Green Lantern (2011) In brightest day, in blackest night...No cliche will escape my sight...I guess its really not that bad...But it certainly is loud and bright.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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7/10 79% Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) Nothing less than an action-packed good time with a great cast, a great lead, a great score and great action sequences. In case you haven't guessed by now, it's great.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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5/10 45% Cowboys & Aliens (2011) It has cowboys. It has aliens. It does exactly what it says on the tin. Unfortunately, it rarely does anything more than that.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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5/10 36% Dark Shadows (2012) What seems like it should work amazingly well just turns out to disappoint. There's really no explanation for it. ‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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7/10 25% Conan the Barbarian (2011) Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Jason Mamoa. Who is this 'Arnold' person you keep talking about?‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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3/10 58% Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark (2011) There are dumb movies, and then there are Dumb Movies, movies that seem so brain-dead that they don't even bring a number 2 pencil to the exam. This is one of those movies.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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8/10 84% Contagion (2011) It's a science fiction film firmly rooted in fact and a horror film based entirely on real-world possibilities.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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7/10 84% Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2011) If you only see one rednecks vs. preppies film this year...this should be the one. Oh, and watch out for that woodchipper.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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7/10 26% The Three Musketeers (2011) Its one for all and all for WTF when Paul W. S. Anderson goes medieval on French literature. Just go with it.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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8/10 36% In Time (2011) Overall, [its] a solid, well-acted, well-conceived and well-staged science fiction film of the classic, quietly cerebral Outer Limits/Twilight Zone variety.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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6/10 37% Immortals (2011) A bevy of Bronze Age beefcakes face off in something that resembles Greek myth if you kind of squint at it. Not that there's anything wrong with that.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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9/10 95% The Muppets (2011) On behalf of the lovers, the dreamers and me, thank you Jason Segel for making all of us very, very happy.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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7/10 60% Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) A smashing good time, a film that may not be as intelligent as it thinks it is, but is nonetheless wickedly entertaining.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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9/10 86% The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) A mesmerizing thriller anchored by a brilliant, revelatory performance by Rooney Mara.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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4/10 26% Wrath of the Titans (2012) There's no good reason for this film to exist, yet it does, so the least it could do is be amusing...[its] too lifeless to be bad, but it's too inert to be any fun.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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7/10 51% Mirror Mirror (2012) Sometimes, all you need is something light and airy to really hit your sweet spot, and this film delivers that in a bright red brocaded ball gown.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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5/10 27% Underworld: Awakening (2012) A pale woman in a vinyl catsuit opened fire indiscriminately today. Among the casualties were Plot and Consistency. She should be considered armed and extremely British.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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8/10 86% Chronicle (2012) If only all superhero origin films were so dynamic, arresting and realistic.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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8/10 67% The Woman in Black (2012) Cultivating a stark, yet rich atmosphere of choking dread and inescapable horror, The Woman In Black is a strong reminder of what a true horror film should be. ‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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9/10 95% The Secret World of Arrietty (2012) So grounded that it makes its premise seem almost entirely plausible, and it makes it seem like even the smallest childhood fantasies might be real. ‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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3/10 11% Gone (2012) It's a nonsensical mix of women-in-peril films with girl-power feminism that seems to confuse conviction with sociopathy.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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5/10 22% The Raven (2012) Edgar Allen Poe gets run through the grindhouse gears in the compellingly illogical The Raven.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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7/10 73% Prometheus (2012) The film is first and foremost a well-made, immersive piece of sci-fi/horror that serves as a perfect addition to Scott's other black space classic. ‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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5/10 35% Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) It's essentially a cracked-out Wikipedia entry interrupted by bloody, slo-mo combat.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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4/10 80% Magic Mike (2012) Even Channing Tatum's admittedly glorious naked butt is powerless to prop up the limp, incapable Magic Mike, no matter how many times it shakes itself.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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7/10 72% The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) Redirecting the series' focus onto the characters first gives the film a new vitality and energy that Raimi's films had used up by their third entry.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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7/10 87% The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Nolan brings the Dark Knight trilogy to an ultimately satisfying and logical end.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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6/10 30% Total Recall (2012) An entertaining, if almost completely empty-calorie film with a Kate Beckinsale performance that should not be missed. Sometimes, that's all the brain needs for a good time.‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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7/10 88% ParaNorman (2012) Regardless of its flaws, the film is a sweet, funny take on horror films that turns many of the tropes of the genre on its head. ‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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7/10 67% Solomon Kane (2012) It amalgamates action, drama, horror and fantasy into a unique hybrid that thrives on all parts at once, while not betraying the core of Howard's original character. ‐ Fanboys of the Universe
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