Johnny Oleksinski

Johnny Oleksinski
Johnny Oleksinski's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): New York Post
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T-Meter Title | Year
2/4 63% Jungle Cruise (2021) To bulk up the thin material, the film steals from countless other, better adventure movies to create an altogether less satisfying combo plate that costs $30 to rent on Disney+. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 30, 2021
3/4 75% Stillwater (2021) Deftly explores... the cultural barriers that prevent us from achieving basic goals, such as solving a murder, and connecting with people unlike ourselves. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 30, 2021
3/4 90% The Green Knight (2021) The film seizes Lowery's best skills as a director: his eye for innocence and nature and how he uses slowness to deepen a story. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 30, 2021
2/4 38% Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (2021) The fights, taken on their own, are occasionally OK, but not enough to lift this joke-and-fun-free slog. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 23, 2021
3/4 49% Old (2021) I was glued to every single second of it. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2021
1/4 27% Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) In the pantheon of misguided sequels and reboots, "A New Legacy" is right up there with "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2" and "Little Fockers." - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 16, 2021
1/4 45% Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021) The best thing about the "Escape Room" film series is that it gives audience members clear directions in the title about what they should immediately do: Escape. Room. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 16, 2021
3/4 97% Pig (2021) [An] undeniably odd, but surprisingly touching drama... - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 16, 2021
3/4 82% Fear Street Part One: 1994 (2021) Nobody really needs a brain to enjoy this movie. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 2, 2021
2/4 49% The Forever Purge (2021) That idea was fun once, maybe even twice, but by the fifth outing the formula has given way to preachiness and predictability. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 2, 2021
2/4 53% The Tomorrow War (2021) [It] throws "Alien," "The Terminator" and "A Quiet Place" in a blender. And, like that gross kale smoothie you made once, the result is gray goop. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 2, 2021
3/4 81% Black Widow (2021) The movie's vibe isn't like your average MCU entry at all, really. What it reminded me of are the many James Bond films where 007 goes rogue and cavorts around world cities seeking his revenge du jour. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2021
2.5/4 86% Werewolves Within (2021) "Werewolves Within" joins the rarified club of video game film adaptations that don't make me want to gouge my eyes out. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 24, 2021
1/4 59% F9 (2021) The series has been trudging along for 20 years (!!!), and boy it is showing its age. The tires are flat, the bumpers have rusted, this hunk of junk has at least a million miles on it. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 24, 2021
1/4 25% The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021) If it was better made, "The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard" would be your average bargain-bin action-comedy film. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 17, 2021
3/4 90% Luca (2021) For the most part... "Luca" is light and effervescent as a summertime Bellini, which is something parents can drink while the kids watch this. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 17, 2021
4/4 95% In the Heights (2021) Lin-Manuel Miranda has done it again! Again! - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 10, 2021
1.5/4 56% The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) The devil made me watch it! - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 4, 2021
2/4 48% Spirit Untamed (2021) More like "Spirit Uninteresting." - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 4, 2021
3.5/4 91% A Quiet Place Part II (2021) "Part II" is every bit as good and scary as its predecessor, and the characters, especially the kids, go to deeper and braver places. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted May 28, 2021
3.5/4 74% Cruella (2021) Enjoy "Cruella" as a decadent and exhilarating standalone, daaaarling. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted May 28, 2021
2/4 68% Army Of The Dead (2021) The best aspects of "Army of the Dead" are hindered by undue excess. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted May 21, 2021
1/4 26% The Woman in the Window (2021) You quickly grow weary of watching the performance, and don't sympathize with her plight at all. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted May 13, 2021
2/4 63% Those Who Wish Me Dead (2021) Jolie should take on more acting opportunities like this one, only with fewer firehoses. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted May 13, 2021
3.5/4 66% Wrath of Man (2021) "Wrath of Man" isn't as blatantly funny as "The Gentlemen" is, though it has its laughs, but it is taut and exhilarating without a single wasted moment. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted May 6, 2021
2.5/4 78% The Water Man (2021) A very nice movie that's a lot like a bunch of other very nice movies. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted May 6, 2021
2/4 47% Here Today (2021) Movies are allowed to be more than one thing - "Terminator" has robo killings and romance - but all those qualities must harmonize. "Here Today" is a mess. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted May 6, 2021
2/4 45% Tom Clancy's Without Remorse (2021) [E]ven with a star as charismatic and physically formidable as Jordan, audiences won't be hungry for a single sequel. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 29, 2021
2.5/4 40% Things Heard & Seen (2021) [W]hile "Things Heard & Seen" is not in the same league as "A Quiet Place" and Charlie Kaufman's oddball Netflix thriller, it has a spooky atmosphere and an appealingly slow boil that will liven up a Saturday night. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 29, 2021
3/4 55% Mortal Kombat (2021) It's just plain, unrepentant fun. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 22, 2021
1/4 5% Vanquish (2021) [Freeman] can't lift this heinous material by director and co-writer George Gallo. Popeye couldn't hoist it up post-spinach. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 15, 2021
1/4 26% Voyagers (2021) Burger's half-assed attempt at an updated "Lord of the Flies" makes you long for a good old-fashioned school bus and a pig's head on a stick. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 8, 2021
3/4 80% Concrete Cowboy (2021) Harp's mix of old-school masculinity, love of animals and innate paternal instincts suits Elba perfectly. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 1, 2021
3/4 75% Godzilla vs. Kong (2021) See "Godzilla vs. Kong" on the big screen if you can. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 30, 2021
2.5/4 35% Six Minutes to Midnight (2021) Goddard's film is far too aware of its subject's peculiarity, and every frame knows full well that something is a bit off. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 26, 2021
2/4 77% Bad Trip (2020) Funny in spots, but it flatlines early and gets way too gross. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 26, 2021
1/4 71% Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021) DC should change its initials to DGAF. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 18, 2021
2/4 67% Long Weekend (2021) Nearly derailed by lovey-dovey irksomeness, but it's rescued by a clever twist. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 12, 2021
3/4 98% The Father (2021) In a year full of titanic male performances, Anthony Hopkins ranks high for his seismic turn in "The Father." - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 11, 2021
3/4 94% Raya and the Last Dragon (2021) Disney's CGI work, independent from Pixar, has finally found consistency, and "Raya" joins "Frozen," "Zootopia" and "Moana" on their roster of high-quality, enjoyable films. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 4, 2021
2/4 49% Coming 2 America (2021) A happy reunion can't re-create the original's spark, innocence and masterful comedy. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 4, 2021
2/4 69% Moxie (2021) Amy Poehler might want to reconsider the whole directing thing. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 4, 2021
2/4 56% The United States vs. Billie Holiday (2021) Here it is: Your annual average biopic boosted by a sensational leading performance. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 26, 2021
2/4 37% Cherry (2021) High marks for style and proficiency, but you don't have to be Nostradamus to know exactly where it's going every step of the way. At the movies, stories like this one are a dime bag a dozen. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 25, 2021
3/4 94% Nomadland (2021) Fern and McDormand are... a window into a painful corner of America that is all too easy to look away from. Good for Zhao for pointing her camera directly at it. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 18, 2021
2/4 78% I Care a Lot (2021) How are we supposed to choose between a grave robber and a Russian mob boss? Who cares? - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 18, 2021
1/4 29% Blithe Spirit (2021) Try the 1945 film version starring Rex Harrison. That movie, which holds up splendidly, explains everything that's wrong with this one, directed by Edward Hall. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 18, 2021
0/4 8% Music (2020) Sia should leave the director's chair behind and resume swinging from chandeliers ASAP. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 16, 2021
2/4 70% Land (2021) Wright is relaxed and almost meditative as she takes in the beauty of the horizon, and her simple directing captures the majesty of nature. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 12, 2021
3.5/4 96% Judas and the Black Messiah (2021) What an exciting talent King is. - New York Post EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 11, 2021