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Jon Hamblin

Jon Hamblin
Jon Hamblin's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): SFX Magazine

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
1/5 18%

Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

"A new franchise low, featuring flailing actors, dull, incomprehensible action and murderous Autobots that act like whiny, petulant dicks." SFX Magazine
Posted Jul 1, 2014
4/5 55%

Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012)

"Brilliantly sweet and snarky." SFX Magazine
Posted Jul 13, 2012
2.5/5 37%

Dark Shadows (2012)

"A flaccid film that might as well be a straight-to-video Addams Family sequel." SFX Magazine
Posted May 15, 2012
3.5/5 66%

The Woman in Black (2012)

"Radcliffe couldn't have known that the editing process would place his not-disgraceful performance within a noisy, clattering movie about a man who is either suicidally brave or clinically deaf. " SFX Magazine
Posted Feb 10, 2012
3.5/5 9%

Season of the Witch (2011)

"While certainly no Witchfinder General, it doesn't deserve to be burned at the stake. " SFX Magazine
Posted Jan 10, 2011
4.5/5 72%

Monsters (2010)

"As a piece of imaginative virtual tourism, made on an extremely low budget, Monsters is a fantastic achievement." SFX Magazine
Posted Dec 14, 2010
1/5 64%

Outcast (2010)

"There's a real sense of something vaguely interesting being urinated up a wall. " SFX Magazine
Posted Dec 14, 2010
1/5 22%

Case 39 (2010)

"Case 39 is too bland, with scares that are so polite they almost take their shoes off to avoid dirtying the hallway carpet of your mind." SFX Magazine
Posted Mar 17, 2010
4/5 64%

Carriers (2009)

"A thoughtful effort, a meditative treatise on the ethics of survival in a land where all hope is lost." SFX Magazine
Posted Dec 22, 2009
3/5 55%

The Descent 2 (2009)

"It's hard to argue that this is anything but a scary yet slightly superfluous sequel." SFX Magazine
Posted Dec 3, 2009
5/5 83%

Paranormal Activity (2009)

"If you've spent any amount of time bemoaning the current state of horror films, slagging off Platinum Dunes remakes and mocking the CGI-and-tits tosh that passes for cineplex terror these days, you owe it to yourself to go and see this film." SFX Magazine
Posted Dec 1, 2009
3.5/5 45%

Shorts: The Adventures of the Wishing Rock (2009)

"Exactly the sort of kid-in-a-candy-store experience you'd expect." SFX Magazine
Posted Sep 14, 2009
2/5 55%

Orphan (2009)

"A difficult child that horror-loving parents will find hard to adopt as one of their own." SFX Magazine
Posted Sep 11, 2009
2/5 53%

City of Ember (2008)

"Ultimately, this journey to rekindle the fire of humanity fails to burn bright enough, leaving only the unpleasant taste of ashes." SFX Magazine
Posted May 12, 2009
2/5 23%

Push (2009)

"Going to see this film doesn't make much sense. It's obviously been cynically conceived as a franchise starter, but abruptly flicking to the end credits seemingly mid-movie is not a good way to start one." SFX Magazine
Posted Feb 19, 2009
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