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Jonathan Foreman

Jonathan Foreman
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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
2.5/4 63%

Love Actually (2003)

"Slick but uneven romantic comedy." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 7, 2003
3/4 43%

The Human Stain (2003)

"A compelling, sexy and often moving film." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 31, 2003
2/4 36%

Scary Movie 3 (2003)

"Mediocre spoof." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 24, 2003
3/4 39%

The Singing Detective (2003)

"It is worth catching The Singing Detective to see the brilliant Robert Downey Jr. in another extraordinary performance." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 23, 2003
1/4 53%

Veronica Guerin (2003)

"Shamelessly schmaltzy biopic." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 17, 2003
3/4 87%

Mystic River (2003)

"A haunting, ambitious but ultimately flawed film that treads some of the same somber moral territory director Clint Eastwood explored in Unforgiven." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 3, 2003
2/4 70%

The Rundown (2003)

"A brisk, good- hearted but predictable and uninspired -- not to mention bone-crunchingly violent -- action comedy." ‐New York Post
Posted Sep 26, 2003
0/4 8%

Emerald Cowboy (2003)

"Thanks to the amateurish, spectacularly talent-free quality of its cinematography, direction, writing and acting, Emerald Cowboy is simply impossible to sit through." ‐New York Post
Posted Sep 20, 2003
2/4 31%

Underworld (2003)

"Sometimes talent and good looks just aren't enough -- [Beckinsale] lacks the movie star presence needed to give life to a supernatural hero in a B-genre film." ‐New York Post
Posted Sep 19, 2003
1.5/4 12%

Cold Creek Manor (2003)

"Two-thirds of the way through, the heroes and the bad guy all start behaving with offensively unbelievable stupidity." ‐New York Post
Posted Sep 19, 2003
1/4 8%

The Order (2003)

"The movie would be perfect material for a resurrected version of the TV spoof Mystery Science Theater." ‐New York Post
Posted Sep 8, 2003
2.5/4 37%

Le Divorce (2003)

"Though not as witty or accomplished as you'd expect from its pedigree, Le Divorce provides welcome relief from the lame-brained trash Hollywood has foisted on the public this summer." ‐New York Post
Posted Aug 8, 2003
1/4 6%

Gigli (2003)

"An inept attempt to do Elmore Leonard by Martin Brest, a filmmaker whose coarse sensibility makes him catastrophically unqualified to the task." ‐New York Post
Posted Aug 1, 2003
2.5/4 38%

Hotel (2003)

"There are clever, funny, erotic and visually beautiful moments scattered throughout the film." ‐New York Post
Posted Jul 25, 2003
2/4 24%

Lara Croft Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life (2003)

"Banal dialogue, ludicrous and uninspired plotting, dull but vicious fight scenes." ‐New York Post
Posted Jul 25, 2003
2/4 28%

How to Deal (2003)

"Teen soap opera." ‐New York Post
Posted Jul 17, 2003
2/4 60%

Madame Satã (2002)

"One of those films that takes up a potentially fascinating subject only to fumble it." ‐New York Post
Posted Jul 9, 2003
2/4 46%

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)

"Bland music, marquee-friendly casting and crassly contemporary dialogue give this film the mechanical feel of a marketing exercise, not a movie." ‐New York Post
Posted Jul 8, 2003
3/4 85%

Spider (2002)

"If you have the patience, its almost endless silences and extremely slow pacing eventually pay off." ‐New York Post
Posted Feb 28, 2003
3/4 33%

Spiders (2000)

Quote not available. ‐New York Post
Posted Feb 28, 2003
1.5/4 26%

Cradle 2 the Grave (2003)

"Would be a perfectly decent B-action movie if it weren't shipwrecked in the last act by laughably ridiculous plotting and a lazily executed climax." ‐New York Post
Posted Feb 28, 2003
1/4 8%

Gods and Generals (2003)

"It is so lacking in flesh-and-blood characters, so unclear in its depiction of battles like Bull Run, and so nauseating in its gruesome sentimentality that it is all but unwatchable." ‐New York Post
Posted Feb 20, 2003
2/4 61%

Gerry (2003)

"A series of images that have little meaning or emotional impact beyond their prettiness, and which become less compelling as time crawls slowly by." ‐New York Post
Posted Feb 14, 2003
1.5/4 42%

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

"Clumsy, overlong." ‐New York Post
Posted Feb 7, 2003
1.5/4 48%

Final Destination 2 (2003)

"Though the complicated carnage is competently filmed and staged, the acting and the dialogue are often risible enough to make you wonder if the film isn't a spoof brought you by the folks from Scary Movie." ‐New York Post
Posted Jan 31, 2003
2/4 57%

The Guru (2002)

"If the film is true to the high spirits and vulgarity of Bollywood (and reasonably authentic in its depiction of Indian speech), it's also true to the crude plotting and characterization all too common in Bollywood." ‐New York Post
Posted Jan 31, 2003
1/4 9%

Darkness Falls (2003)

"Could just as well have been titled Dumb Then Dumber for the way its plot makes decreasing sense even by the low standards of B horror flicks." ‐New York Post
Posted Jan 23, 2003
1/4 11%

National Security (2003)

"Lazy and uninspired." ‐New York Post
Posted Jan 17, 2003
2/4 81%

Divine Intervention (2003)

"Veers uneasily and unsatisfyingly from kitschy, agitprop surrealism to a laconic spareness that is less profound than tedious." ‐New York Post
Posted Jan 17, 2003
3.5/4 86%

Chicago (2002)

"Chicago improves upon the long-running Broadway show by Kander and Ebb in many ways." ‐New York Post
Posted Dec 27, 2002
3/4 77%

Nicholas Nickleby (2002)

"Nathan Lane as the flamboyant theatrical impresario Crummles has never been better or more restrained on film, and Alan Cumming and Timothy Spall are a pleasure, as always." ‐New York Post
Posted Dec 27, 2002
3/4 75%

Gangs of New York (2002)

"It vividly and energetically evokes a fascinating time and place that has never before been the subject of film, and presents a powerful if imperfectly coherent vision of urban politics at their most primal." ‐New York Post
Posted Dec 20, 2002
3/4 96%

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

"An amazing feat of imagination." ‐New York Post
Posted Dec 18, 2002
2.5/4 64%

Evelyn (2002)

"Despite its treacly sentimentality, predictability and gutless evasiveness about the power of the church in 1950s Ireland, Evelyn manages to be an enjoyable piece of family entertainment." ‐New York Post
Posted Dec 13, 2002
2.5/4 37%

Star Trek - Nemesis (2002)

"It is far from the worst, thanks to the topical issues it raises, the performances of Stewart and Hardy, and that essential feature -- a decent full-on space battle." ‐New York Post
Posted Dec 12, 2002
3.5/4 91%

Adaptation (2002)

"Features what is surely the funniest and most accurate depiction of writer's block ever." ‐New York Post
Posted Dec 6, 2002
2/4 38%

Equilibrium (2002)

"Illiterate, often inert sci-fi action thriller." ‐New York Post
Posted Dec 6, 2002
3/4 83%

Massoud, The Afghan (2002)

"An invaluable historical document thanks to the filmmaker's extraordinary access to Massoud, whose charm, cultivation and devotion to his people are readily apparent." ‐New York Post
Posted Dec 4, 2002
1/4 8%

Extreme Ops (2002)

"A pathetically inane and unimaginative cross between XXX and Vertical Limit." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 29, 2002
3/4 66%

Solaris (2002)

"So beautifully made (everything in it is understated except the gorgeous good looks of its stars) and turns out to have such real cumulative power that it is worth holding out to the end." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 27, 2002
2.5/4 87%

The Quiet American (2003)

"Visually disappointing." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 22, 2002
1.5/4 26%

Friday After Next (2002)

"It's bedeviled by labored writing and slack direction." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 22, 2002
2.5/4 55%

Ararat (2002)

"The Armenian genocide deserves a more engaged and honest treatment." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 15, 2002
1.5/4 3%

Half Past Dead (2002)

"Has the cheesy, deadened feel of a straight-to-cable film." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 15, 2002
3/4 76%

8 Mile (2002)

" What makes 8 Mile transcend the formulaic nature of its plot is the way it makes these rap competitions compelling even for those unfamiliar with rap music, and its scrupulous, loving rendition of a grim, wintry Detroit circa 1995." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 8, 2002
2.5/4 79%

American Experience (2004)

"It isn't really to the credit of the makers of Daughter from Danang -- which understandably won the 2002 Sundance prize for best documentary -- that it turns out be so gripping." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 1, 2002
2/4 55%

The Santa Clause 2 (2002)

"An intermittently amusing but soulless mechanism for the extraction of money from moviegoers." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 1, 2002
1.5/4 36%

13 Ghosts (1960)

Quote not available. ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 30, 2002
3.5/4 76%

Frida (2002)

"Brilliantly captures the brightness of the light, the intensity of the colors and the omnipresence of Mexican motifs that informed Kahlo's art." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 25, 2002
1/4 14%

Ghost Ship (2002)

"A big, incoherent bore, interesting only as an example of assembly-line movie-making gone awry." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 25, 2002
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