Keith Breese
Keith Breese's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when
published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s):
Filmcritic.com
| Publications: | Filmcritic.com, MovieWeb, Film Racket |
Movie Reviews Only
| Rating | T-Meter | Title | Year | Review |
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| 3.5/5 | 53% | Stonehearst Asylum (2014) |
There's probably a brilliant, award-worthy film to be made about the inhumane way the medical practice dealt with the mentally ill in the past. This one isn't it, but it is nonetheless a solid, sturdy piece of entertainment.‐ Film Racket
Read More | Posted Oct 23, 2014
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| 4/5 | 74% | Godzilla (2014) |
Truly spectacular‐ Film Racket
Read More | Posted May 15, 2014
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| 3.5/5 | 61% | Capricorn One (1978) |
Quote not available.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 22, 2013
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| 3.5/5 | 55% | The Killer Inside Me (2010) |
captures Thompson's pulp brutality and delivers it without any varnish of fantasy or cinematic trickery‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jun 17, 2010
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| 3.5/5 | 28% | Pandorum (2009) |
follows Scott's Alien blueprint to a T but turns things up to 11‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Sep 26, 2009
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| 3/5 | 83% | Paranormal Activity (2009) |
old school, haunted house horror.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Sep 26, 2009
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| 3/5 | 65% | Carriers (2009) |
engaging despite its downbeat message and lack of zombie action.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Sep 21, 2009
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| 3.5/5 | 30% | The Collector (2009) |
what happens when Dario Argento's Suspiria gives Elmore Leonard a drunken booty call.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Aug 2, 2009
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| 2.5/5 | 16% | Crossing Over (2009) |
I get what Kramer was trying to say about immigration and nationalism (though it's been said before and better), but if I had my way I'd edit the film down another hour. At least.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jul 3, 2009
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| 3.5/5 | 67% | Zabriskie Point (1970) |
If you just sit back and let the film ride out as an experience, you're bound to enjoy the journey‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted May 25, 2009
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| 3/5 | 76% | The Last Starfighter (1984) |
the rousing kind of kid flick that inspires ten-year-old boys to grab broomsticks, storm the neighborhood hill, and go nuts on pretend aliens with ridiculous faux karate moves.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted May 24, 2009
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| 2.5/5 | 56% | Vinyan (2008) |
incredibly intense and, sadly, obtuse‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted May 18, 2009
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| 2.5/5 | 53% | Martyrs (2008) |
ultimately a very off-putting one-trick pony‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Apr 29, 2009
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| 3.5/5 | 73% | The Burrowers (2008) |
rewarding both as a horror film and a period piece.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2009
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| 2.5/5 | 33% | Dante 01 (2008) |
resembles a poorly translated Heavy Metal comic strip.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Apr 22, 2009
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| 1/5 | 18% | Mutant Chronicles (2008) |
not only ridiculously lame but sickeningly contrived‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Apr 9, 2009
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| 4/5 | 84% | The Singing Revolution (2007) |
a film that joyfully celebrates the power of the human spirit in all its glory.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 23, 2009
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| 2/5 | 45% | Hotel for Dogs (2009) |
never feels more than surface, more than flash.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2009
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| 2.5/5 | 72% | The Midnight Meat Train (2008) |
while skimpy on characterization and plot, it should please gorehounds and Barker fans alike‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 3, 2009
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| 1/5 | No Score Yet | Highlander: The Source (2007) |
Surely this is the final nail in the coffin lid for this film series. If it isn't, then something is truly wrong with the universe.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Mar 5, 2008
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| 2.5/5 | No Score Yet |
uniformly poor‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 25, 2008
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| 2/5 | 12% | Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (AVP 2) (2007) |
A perfect example of how studio stupidity and fanboy obsession can ruin cinema.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Dec 25, 2007
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| 2.5/5 | 31% | Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) |
the perfect stocking stuffer for misanthropic Scrooges.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Dec 13, 2007
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| 2/5 | 33% | Rise: Blood Hunter (2007) |
While Rise: Blood Hunter isn't a terrible film, it's a predictable one.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Oct 12, 2007
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| 3.5/5 | 65% | Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983) |
a roller-coaster homage to adolescence.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Oct 9, 2007
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| 2.5/5 | No Score Yet | The Death and Life of Bobby Z (1982) |
There's a reason this went straight to DVD, folks‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Sep 5, 2007
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| 2/5 | 20% | Death Sentence (2007) |
slap-dash, sleazy, and unsophisticated.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Sep 1, 2007
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| 2.5/5 | 45% | The Dark Backward (1991) |
just too off-putting‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Aug 22, 2007
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| 3.5/5 | 53% | The Monster Squad (1987) |
unbridled fun for every kid who ever daydreamed about kicking monster ass.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jun 24, 2007
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| 4/5 | 80% | I Have Never Forgotten You: The Life And Legacy Of Simon Wiesenthal (2007) |
Brilliantly captures the warmth and determination of this extraordinary man.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Apr 28, 2007
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| 5/5 | 97% | Killer of Sheep (2007) |
as powerful and moving a film as it's been rumored to be.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Apr 17, 2007
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| 2/5 | 11% | Pathfinder (2007) |
at times hallucinatory but ultimately, utterly forgettable.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Apr 15, 2007
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| 1.5/5 | 16% | The Return (2006) |
a low point in the on-going battle to scare U.S. teens from their allowances‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Mar 12, 2007
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| 2.5/5 | No Score Yet | Hundra (1983) |
Hundra is cheap, terribly acted, and entirely entertaining -- the word romp never fit so well.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Mar 6, 2007
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| 2/5 | 29% | Looker (1981) |
Quote not available.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Feb 10, 2007
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| 1/5 | 17% | Gymkata (1985) |
The mind boggles!‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Feb 3, 2007
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| 1.5/5 | 19% | Primeval (2007) |
while the real Gustave may have racked up 300 odd kills, this film is surely an even bigger, badder killer -- of brain cells.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 13, 2007
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| 2.5/5 | 29% | Danika (2006) |
may not really be worth all the toil.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Dec 30, 2006
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| 3/5 | 39% | Calvaire (The Ordeal) (2006) |
if you've got a black sense of humor you might just find yourself laughing down the vomit.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Dec 29, 2006
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| 3.5/5 | 38% | Unknown (2006) |
a brief but thrilling defibrillator shock to the moribund crime film genre.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Nov 28, 2006
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| 2/5 | No Score Yet | Visions of Suffering (2006) |
To be honest, I was just trying not to lose consciousness.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Nov 16, 2006
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| 3.5/5 | 50% | Darshan, The Embrace (2006) |
a beautifully filmed portrait of a woman who embodies a human love that is nothing short of miraculous‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Nov 16, 2006
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| 2/5 | 10% | The Grudge 2 (2006) |
We're treated to almost every ghosting and gruesome dispatch from the first film, just in a different order.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Oct 16, 2006
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| 2.5/5 | 48% | Beowulf & Grendel (2006) |
ridiculous‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Oct 7, 2006
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| 3.5/5 | 61% | Crank (2006) |
tears up the screen like a muscle car on fire – a brash, sinfully stupid joyride.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Sep 2, 2006
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| 4/5 | 48% | Idlewild (2006) |
I was completely under Idlewild's spell. I tapped my feet the entire ride home.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Aug 26, 2006
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| 3.5/5 | 30% | Silent Hill (2006) |
the closest you'll get to actually having a nightmare in a movie theatre outside of a midnight screening of David Lynch's Eraserhead. ‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Aug 21, 2006
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| 5/5 | 100% | The Spirit of the Beehive (El Espíritu de la colmena) (2006) |
filmmaking art of the highest caliber.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jul 23, 2006
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| 2/5 | 64% | Benny's Video (1992) |
in the end, with a character that repellent and a message so heavy handed, there is no need to commit ourselves to this bitter, merciless film.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jun 6, 2006
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| 3.5/5 | 30% | Silent Hill (2006) |
the closest you'll get to actually having a nightmare in a movie theatre outside of a midnight screening of David Lynch's Eraserhead.‐ MovieWeb
Read More | Posted Apr 22, 2006
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