Keith Breese

Keith Breese
Keith Breese's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Filmcritic.com

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T-Meter Title | Year
3.5/5 54% Stonehearst Asylum (2014) There's probably a brilliant, award-worthy film to be made about the inhumane way the medical practice dealt with the mentally ill in the past. This one isn't it, but it is nonetheless a solid, sturdy piece of entertainment. - Film Racket EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 23, 2014
4/5 75% Godzilla (2014) Truly spectacular - Film Racket EDIT
Read More | Posted May 15, 2014
3.5/5 65% Capricorn One (1978) - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 22, 2013
3.5/5 54% The Killer Inside Me (2010) captures Thompson's pulp brutality and delivers it without any varnish of fantasy or cinematic trickery - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 17, 2010
3.5/5 28% Pandorum (2009) follows Scott's Alien blueprint to a T but turns things up to 11 - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 26, 2009
3/5 83% Paranormal Activity (2009) old school, haunted house horror. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 26, 2009
3/5 66% Carriers (2009) engaging despite its downbeat message and lack of zombie action. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 21, 2009
3.5/5 29% The Collector (2009) what happens when Dario Argento's Suspiria gives Elmore Leonard a drunken booty call. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 2, 2009
2.5/5 16% Crossing Over (2009) I get what Kramer was trying to say about immigration and nationalism (though it's been said before and better), but if I had my way I'd edit the film down another hour. At least. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 3, 2009
3.5/5 67% Zabriskie Point (1970) If you just sit back and let the film ride out as an experience, you're bound to enjoy the journey - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 25, 2009
3/5 77% The Last Starfighter (1984) the rousing kind of kid flick that inspires ten-year-old boys to grab broomsticks, storm the neighborhood hill, and go nuts on pretend aliens with ridiculous faux karate moves. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 24, 2009
2.5/5 53% Vinyan (2008) incredibly intense and, sadly, obtuse - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 18, 2009
2.5/5 58% Martyrs (2008) ultimately a very off-putting one-trick pony - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 29, 2009
3.5/5 73% The Burrowers (2008) rewarding both as a horror film and a period piece. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2009
2.5/5 33% Dante 01 (2008) resembles a poorly translated Heavy Metal comic strip. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 22, 2009
1/5 18% Mutant Chronicles (2008) not only ridiculously lame but sickeningly contrived - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 9, 2009
4/5 83% The Singing Revolution (2007) a film that joyfully celebrates the power of the human spirit in all its glory. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 23, 2009
2/5 46% Hotel for Dogs (2009) never feels more than surface, more than flash. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2009
2.5/5 72% The Midnight Meat Train (2008) while skimpy on characterization and plot, it should please gorehounds and Barker fans alike - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 3, 2009
1/5 No Score Yet Highlander: The Source (2007) Surely this is the final nail in the coffin lid for this film series. If it isn't, then something is truly wrong with the universe. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 5, 2008
2.5/5 No Score Yet uniformly poor - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 25, 2008
2/5 11% Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (AVP 2) (2007) A perfect example of how studio stupidity and fanboy obsession can ruin cinema. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 25, 2007
2.5/5 24% Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) the perfect stocking stuffer for misanthropic Scrooges. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 13, 2007
2/5 36% Rise: Blood Hunter (2007) While Rise: Blood Hunter isn't a terrible film, it's a predictable one. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 12, 2007
3.5/5 59% Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983) a roller-coaster homage to adolescence. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 9, 2007
2.5/5 No Score Yet The Death and Life of Bobby Z (2007) There's a reason this went straight to DVD, folks - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 5, 2007
2/5 21% Death Sentence (2007) slap-dash, sleazy, and unsophisticated. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 1, 2007
2.5/5 45% The Dark Backward (1991) just too off-putting - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 22, 2007
3.5/5 67% The Monster Squad (1987) unbridled fun for every kid who ever daydreamed about kicking monster ass. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 24, 2007
4/5 80% I Have Never Forgotten You: The Life And Legacy Of Simon Wiesenthal (2007) Brilliantly captures the warmth and determination of this extraordinary man. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 28, 2007
5/5 97% Killer of Sheep (2007) as powerful and moving a film as it's been rumored to be. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 17, 2007
2/5 10% Pathfinder (2007) at times hallucinatory but ultimately, utterly forgettable. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 15, 2007
1.5/5 16% The Return (2006) a low point in the on-going battle to scare U.S. teens from their allowances - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 12, 2007
2.5/5 No Score Yet Hundra (1983) Hundra is cheap, terribly acted, and entirely entertaining -- the word romp never fit so well. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 6, 2007
2/5 28% Looker (1981) - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 10, 2007
1/5 17% Gymkata (1985) The mind boggles! - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 3, 2007
1.5/5 18% Primeval (2007) while the real Gustave may have racked up 300 odd kills, this film is surely an even bigger, badder killer -- of brain cells. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 13, 2007
2.5/5 29% Danika (2006) may not really be worth all the toil. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 30, 2006
3/5 42% Calvaire (The Ordeal) (2006) if you've got a black sense of humor you might just find yourself laughing down the vomit. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 29, 2006
3.5/5 38% Unknown (2006) a brief but thrilling defibrillator shock to the moribund crime film genre. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 28, 2006
2/5 No Score Yet Visions of Suffering (2006) To be honest, I was just trying not to lose consciousness. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 16, 2006
3.5/5 53% Darshan, The Embrace (2006) a beautifully filmed portrait of a woman who embodies a human love that is nothing short of miraculous - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 16, 2006
2/5 12% The Grudge 2 (2006) We're treated to almost every ghosting and gruesome dispatch from the first film, just in a different order. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 16, 2006
2.5/5 47% Beowulf & Grendel (2006) ridiculous - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 7, 2006
3.5/5 61% Crank (2006) tears up the screen like a muscle car on fire – a brash, sinfully stupid joyride. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 2, 2006
4/5 47% Idlewild (2006) I was completely under Idlewild's spell. I tapped my feet the entire ride home. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 26, 2006
3.5/5 31% Silent Hill (2006) the closest you'll get to actually having a nightmare in a movie theatre outside of a midnight screening of David Lynch's Eraserhead. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 21, 2006
5/5 96% The Spirit of the Beehive (El Espíritu de la colmena) (2006) filmmaking art of the highest caliber. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 23, 2006
2/5 64% Benny's Video (1992) in the end, with a character that repellent and a message so heavy handed, there is no need to commit ourselves to this bitter, merciless film. - Filmcritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 6, 2006
3.5/5 31% Silent Hill (2006) the closest you'll get to actually having a nightmare in a movie theatre outside of a midnight screening of David Lynch's Eraserhead. - MovieWeb EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 22, 2006