Keith Simanton Movie Reviews & Previews - Rotten Tomatoes

Keith Simanton

Keith Simanton
Keith Simanton's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Film.com, Seattle Times, Movieline

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
1.5/4 5%

The Avengers (1998)

"To answer the question at hand, yes, The Avengers is pretty bad. Not slip-a-disk-running-from-the-theater kind of bad, but a shift-in-your-seat, "oh-for-goodness'-sake-get-on-with-it!" kind of bad." ‐Seattle Times
Posted Jul 8, 2014
3.5/4 87%

The Matrix (1999)

"Extremely violent, extremely preposterous, extremely entertaining, The Matrix succeeds at two extremely difficult tasks: as a vast, exciting virtual-reality movie and as a defibrillator for Keanu Reeves' big screen career." ‐Seattle Times
Posted Oct 21, 2013
2.5/4 92%

Face/Off (1997)

"Face/Off is a full-blooded, movie-going experience. It's 100 percent movie." ‐Seattle Times
Posted Aug 2, 2013
2/4 3%

Speed 2 - Cruise Control (1997)

"[A] truly horrid sequel." ‐Seattle Times
Posted May 28, 2013
63%

Bitter Moon (1992)

"You laugh, but you watch, and sometimes you watch without laughing at all. It's a cruise on the wild side with no Dramamine required." ‐Movieline
Posted Nov 12, 2001
12%

The Crow: City of Angels (1996)

"It verges on the misanthropic and necrophiliac; more in love with the absence of characters, their demise, than with flesh and blood." ‐Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
77%

The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (1999)

"Silly, sweet movie." ‐Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
44%

Multiplicity (1996)

"Keaton does a dandy job by his four Dougs, but the problem is a script that assumes a physical comedian can do it all, including twisting characters to make them fit the plot line. It doesn't work." ‐Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
70%

The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)

"Top-notch!" ‐Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
95%

Dead Man Walking (1995)

"Sarandon, who won the Oscar for Best Actress for this role, is superb, but Penn is extraordinary." ‐Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
80%

The White Balloon (Badkonake sefid) (1995)

"There are LONG stretches of... well, real time." ‐Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
96%

Supercop (1996)

"Jackie Chan makes his second leap at the American movie audience, following up Rumble in the Bronx with a far sharper mix of stunts, martial arts and Chan's own brand of breathtaking slapstick comedy." ‐Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
36%

Blue Streak (1999)

"Since the characters are pretty simple, and the plot wafer-thin, there's not a lot for Martin to do but fall back on wild histrionics and facial explosions." ‐Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
61%

Return to Me (2000)

"It's a genuine attempt at a genuine movie." ‐Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
79%

Rumble in the Bronx (1995)

"Chan, doing everything at once including all his own stunts, has an infectious energy that will help to remind you why you love movies." ‐Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
41%

The Substitute (1995)

"An angry, white, mercenary movie out to spill blood and beat its manly chest." ‐Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
28%

Three to Tango (1999)

"Three to Tango isn't a waste of time, it's just a middling affair, which would have been better as NBC's 'Romantic Comedy Movie of the Week'." ‐Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
63%

Mission: Impossible (1996)

"A fun and diverting summer movie, well worth the price of admission." ‐Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
94%

Fargo (1996)

"Uniquely fascinating." ‐Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
8%

Bulletproof (1996)

"The movie has a smirking homophobic bent and never makes you care or believe in the characters as much as in the first fifteen minutes." ‐Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
16%

The Astronaut's Wife (1999)

"All the leads need to be in a better production." ‐Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
25%

Double Jeopardy (1999)

"Double Jeopardy principally works as a suspense film for an early autumn evening." ‐Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
97%

Anne Frank Remembered (1995)

"If this is not the best film about the Holocaust, it does strongly chronicle the sad fate of one of its most famous victims." ‐Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1.5/4 3%

Battlefield Earth (2000)

"The only people this film could recruit are members of the rock band Kiss, who, with their high-heeled boots and face paint, might figure they've got a spot if this alien thing ever really came down." ‐Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
28%

House on Haunted Hill (1999)

"Instead of thrill and chills, it's kills and spills." ‐Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
48%

Harriet the Spy (1996)

"There's dancing, and bubble blowing and bed bouncing that's entirely aimless and Harriet's neighborhood sleuthing becomes particularly pointless." ‐Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
88%

Twelve Monkeys (12 Monkeys) (1995)

"At one point Cole says that viewing the past is like watching a good movie, 'Every time you see it it's different, because you're different.' 12 Monkeys is a film that will do that, change as you change." ‐Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
81%

Bowfinger (1999)

"Pleasant, but not terribly original." ‐Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
73%

My Dog Skip (2000)

"My Dog Skip probes the concaves of memory to tell an honest tale and produce what is easily one of the best films for the entire family." ‐Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
21%

Inspector Gadget (1999)

"If 700 monkeys typed for 700 years, one of them would come up with Hamlet. Give them a week, and six would come up with Inspector Gadget." ‐Seattle Times
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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