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Kelly Parks

Kelly Parks
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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
1/5 33%

Terminator Salvation (2009)

"And have I mentioned the gaping plot holes?" Feo Amante
Posted May 25, 2009
3/5 95%

Star Trek (2009)

"Without going into too much detail (to avoid spoilers) let me just say that if you had a mini-blackhole and you wanted to use it to destroy a planet, you do NOT need to drill a hole to the center of the planet first." Feo Amante
Posted May 25, 2009
2/5 21%

The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)

"Klaatu is here to commit an act of genocide greater than anything Hitler, Stalin or Mao ever dreamed." Feo Amante
Posted Dec 31, 2008
3/5 94%

Iron Man (2008)

"Alright, I'm done with the nitpicking. The science mistakes and the super simple plot bugged me but not enough to ruin my good time." Feo Amante
Posted May 5, 2008
5/5 77%

Cloverfield (2008)

"I watched it at a midnight showing, it's now 2:25 A.M., and if I could go see it again right now I would." Feo Amante
Posted Jan 18, 2008
3/5 12%

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (AVP 2) (2007)

"All these things add up to a decent sequel that could have used a bit more thought and a different director(s)" Feo Amante
Posted Dec 28, 2007
4/5 70%

I Am Legend (2007)

"In other words, they could have had their cool ending and the original very cool ending from the novel combined, for a mega-cool ending that would have been, well, legendary." Feo Amante
Posted Dec 18, 2007
2/5 70%

28 Weeks Later... (2007)

"The camera is so shaky so much of the time that I had no damn idea what was going on!" Feo Amante
Posted May 14, 2007
4/5 58%

The Terminal Man (1974)

"The doctors put their tuxes on and go to celebrate, intending to continue the experiment the next day. But Harry, who is much smarter than he seems, has other plans." Feo Amante
Posted Apr 19, 2007
4/5 69%

Snakes on a Plane (2006)

"Sometimes bad movies are so bad their badness is entertaining. But when a movie tries to be entertainingly bad on purpose, is it a good bad movie?" Feo Amante
Posted Aug 21, 2006
2/5 58%

X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)

"It's boring, the dialogue is plodding and cliché-ridden, the special effects are sub-par and there are huge, gaping plot holes all over the place." Feo Amante
Posted May 30, 2006
1/5 9%

Ultraviolet (2006)

"I feel bad. I really wanted to like this movie and I cut it every break I could." Feo Amante
Posted Mar 7, 2006
2/5 19%

Doom (2005)

"Where were the Barons of Hell? Where was the Cyberdemon?" Feo Amante
Posted Oct 20, 2005
1/5 6%

A Sound of Thunder (2005)

"If I had to choose between seeing this dog again and unanesthetized dental surgery..." Feo Amante
Posted Sep 8, 2005
2/5 11%

The Cave (2005)

"You'd think they'd save that as a cool plot twist but whatever." Feo Amante
Posted Aug 29, 2005
3/5 40%

The Island (2005)

"It's not doing well at the box office and, although I'm just guessing, I think the reason for that is the give-away-everything trailer." Feo Amante
Posted Jul 29, 2005
3/5 74%

War of the Worlds (2005)

"George Pal's 1953 movie version of Wells' story is the true standard to measure against and Spielberg suffers by comparison." Feo Amante
Posted Jun 30, 2005
2/5 73%

Land of the Dead (2005)

"The movie is gory but DAY OF THE DEAD was gorier. The action is predictable and in general there's nothing special or impressive about this movie." Feo Amante
Posted Jun 21, 2005
4/5 84%

Batman Begins (2005)

"To do something like this you'd have to be more than just angry or vengeful. You'd have to be obsessive and a little crazy and that's what we see!" Feo Amante
Posted Jun 16, 2005
1/5 1%

Alone in the Dark (2005)

"She and Carnby have a history and an awkward love scene." Feo Amante
Posted Mar 18, 2005
5/5 97%

The Incredibles (2004)

"THE INCREDIBLES is a great movie and I can't wait to see it again." Feo Amante
Posted Dec 15, 2004
2/5 25%

Blade: Trinity (2004)

"In fact it's time I tell you the truth: this is not a good movie. I really wanted to like it because I liked the first two and I love the character but what is, is." Feo Amante
Posted Dec 6, 2004
4/5 31%

The Forgotten (2004)

"This is the first movie of this genre that I've ever seen where the behavior of the government agents is believable rather than cartoonish." Feo Amante
Posted Sep 27, 2004
5/5 88%

THX 1138 (1971)

"We don't know why or how this world came to be but that's okay. Wanting to know more is what draws you in." Feo Amante
Posted Sep 13, 2004
2/5 26%

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)

"The one thing I liked about this movie (the one and ONLY thing) was how they explained the big snakes." Feo Amante
Posted Aug 31, 2004
4/5 21%

AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (2004)

"Did I like AVP? No, I didn't like it. I LOVED it!" Feo Amante
Posted Aug 13, 2004
4/5 58%

I, Robot (2004)

"But think about the effect on the economy if the cost of labor was effectively zero. Every product imaginable would become dirt cheap, effectively making us all millionaires." Feo Amante
Posted Jul 16, 2004
4/5 93%

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

"But Doc Ock himself is just an ordinary human being, not a superhuman. That means a single Spiderman punch should have been the end of him." Feo Amante
Posted Jul 2, 2004
2/5 45%

The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

"So on top of everything else, this movie is preachy, and who needs that?" Feo Amante
Posted May 27, 2004
1/5 17%

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)

"In other words the source of all evil is corporate greed. How charmingly naïve." Feo Amante
Posted May 23, 2004
4/5 75%

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

"It feels almost too real, in a way. It feels like you're really watching the end of the world." Feo Amante
Posted Mar 22, 2004
5/5 95%

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

"Easily the best of the trilogy, it moves like lightning, bringing us to the most awesome battle on film." Feo Amante
Posted Feb 24, 2004
3/5 36%

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

"So in other words it's incredibly obvious that this guy is channeling Agent Smith. It's obvious to everyone in the audience but Neo takes FOREVER to get it." Feo Amante
Posted Nov 5, 2003
-1/5 10%

Supernova (2000)

"The ending is so anti-climatic that your first clue the movie is over is when the lights come on in the theater." Feo Amante
Posted Sep 16, 2003
3/5 89%

Spider-Man (2002)

"Now maybe it's just me, but if I was in a lab full of genetically engineered super spiders and a big, weird-looking multi-colored arachnid bit me on the hand and left a big red mark, I'd tell somebody!" Feo Amante
Posted Sep 16, 2003
5/5 88%

RoboCop (1987)

"It's amazing how a dumb catch phrase can do more for your suspension of disbelief than a multi-million dollar special effects budget." Feo Amante
Posted Sep 6, 2003
2/5 31%

The Relic (1997)

"Cut out all the pitiful pseudo-science and bad exposition and just stick to the action." Feo Amante
Posted Sep 6, 2003
2/5 40%

Reign of Fire (2002)

"Cut to the year 2020. Not the year 2084, as stated in the TV ads for this movie, but 2020." Feo Amante
Posted Sep 6, 2003
3/5 69%

Red Dragon (2002)

"This version of RED DRAGON is closer to the novel in many ways but one: lots of extra Hannibal." Feo Amante
Posted Sep 6, 2003
4/5 23%

Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003)

"This is a straight B monster movie, but it's a good one." Feo Amante
Posted Sep 6, 2003
3/5 70%

Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines (2003)

"As summer blockbusters go this is a pretty good movie. Definitely entertaining and fun. But it's just not in the same league as the sci-fi/action masterpieces that came before." Feo Amante
Posted Jul 2, 2003
2/5 61%

Hulk (2003)

"I do respect his attempt to go in a different direction. What he tried to do was tell a serious dramatic story with the whole Hulk thing as secondary. It's a gutsy thing to do but it failed." Feo Amante
Posted Jul 2, 2003
4/5 87%

28 Days Later (2003)

"This is how you start a movie! No boring exposition, just jump right in. Show, don't tell, just like they say on the first page of every screenwriting book ever written." Feo Amante
Posted Jun 24, 2003
2/5 45%

Planet of the Apes (2001)

"This is nowhere near the intellectual sci-fi masterpiece of the original. It's a big budget check-your-brain-at-the door B movie." Feo Amante
Posted Jun 3, 2003
2/5 39%

Men in Black II (2002)

"As much as it hurts me to say it, this party sucked." Feo Amante
Posted Jun 3, 2003
3/5 91%

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

"When this movie comes out on DVD you could have a drinking game where everybody has to do a shot when ever someone says, 'Hello, old friend'." Feo Amante
Posted May 23, 2003
2/5 51%

The Lost World - Jurassic Park (1997)

"Spielberg has gotten really preachy in his old age but this movie is so thick with it I almost lost consciousness." Feo Amante
Posted May 23, 2003
4/5 93%

Jurassic Park (1993)

"So when conversation stops as a brontosaurus comes into view . . . Well, either you understand or you don't." Feo Amante
Posted May 23, 2003
4/5 73%

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

"But then you notice that all the men punching in are security guards and you know what happens to security guards in these movies." Feo Amante
Posted May 15, 2003
3/5 86%

X2: X-Men United (2003)

"Lots of characters, right? Wait, there's more." Feo Amante
Posted May 1, 2003
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