Kristian Harloff Movie Reviews & Previews - Rotten Tomatoes

Kristian Harloff

Kristian Harloff
Kristian Harloff's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Schmoes Know

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
66/100 63%

Storks (2016)

"An entertaining enough ride, and one I think my daughter will definitely enjoy soon." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Sep 23, 2016
74/100 63%

The Magnificent Seven (2016)

"A worthy tribute to the original 1960 classic, and it's a great ride for fans of action or westerns." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Sep 23, 2016
67 59%

The Light Between Oceans (2016)

"Overall, "The Light Between Oceans" is a fine representation of the film-making potential of director Derek Cianfrance...although it won't be mentioned among his career highlights." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Sep 3, 2016
3.4/5 50%

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers Of Benghazi (2016)

"With a run time that is well over two hours and probably didn't have to be; you can clearly see that Bay is still in love with slow-motion and low sweeping shots. That being said, Bay has made a good film." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jan 19, 2016
5/5 98%

Inside Out (2015)

"It's more than just a return to form for Pixar; "Inside Out" might be one the best films they've ever made." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Dec 11, 2015
1.9/5 27%

Pan (2015)

"The film is overwrought with visuals that at best are hit-and-miss, and his actors all seem to be in a different movie. " ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Oct 9, 2015
3/5 92%

99 Homes (2015)

""99 Homes" can't live up to it's early promise...but it's still worth seeing for Shannon and Garfield, two of the best actors on the market today. " ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Sep 27, 2015
4.5 85%

The Death of Superman Lives: What Happened? (2015)

"We'll never get to see Cage as Superman, but with "The Death of 'Superman Lives'...What Happened?" Jon Schnepp masterfully portrays a universe where we did." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Sep 27, 2015
3.2/5 55%

Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)

"Some of the cut-aways get tiresome, but all can be forgiven once the legendary Mel Brooks shows up for an extended role. It won't contend for Best Animated Movie of 2015, but it should make for a fun time at the movies this Halloween." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Sep 27, 2015
3/5 64%

The Visit (2015)

""The Visit" shouldn't have anyone shouting from the rooftops that M. Night Shyamalan is back to his A-game...but it at least stops the blood-letting from his last decade of career wounds." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Sep 11, 2015
1.3/5 26%

Vacation (2015)

"The jokes comes out swinging, but virtually every scene is set up basically to get us with a gross-out gag that echoes the more recent (and less funny) Farrelly Brothers efforts. " ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jul 29, 2015
4.6/5 93%

Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation (2015)

"The newest installment in Tom Cruise's franchise might be the best yet. " ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jul 29, 2015
4/5 61%

Southpaw (2015)

""Southpaw" gives movie fans what they want: great performances and an emotional core that will resonate even with non-boxing fans." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jul 27, 2015
3/5 44%

Irrational Man (2015)

"The performances are great, and Allen sits back and let's the stars do the work this time around. Not for everyone, but "Irrational Man" might just surprise viewers not expecting to care." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jul 17, 2015
4/5 85%

Trainwreck (2015)

"Cameos galore ensue, most notably by LeBron James and John Cena...both athletes show a surprising amount of comedic chops. Colin Quinn, Brie Larson and an almost unrecognizable Tilda Swinton all deliver great supporting turns as well" ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jul 17, 2015
4.5/5 81%

Ant-Man (2015)

"Poking fun at itself while still treating it's subject matter with respect is no easy task, but the stars handle it magnificently. "Ant-Man" is one of the most unexpectedly fun rides you can have in the MCU...or anywhere else for that matter." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jul 15, 2015
3/5 46%

Ted 2 (2015)

"Certainly worth the price of admission for the laughs, but we could've used more in the last third of the film." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jun 29, 2015
4/5 90%

Winning: The Racing Life Of Paul Newman (2015)

"A documentary worth watching for racing fans, film buffs or anyone else looking for an engaging time at the movies." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jun 19, 2015
4.5/5 82%

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015)

"Alfonso Gomez-Rejon has directed a touching movie that will indeed tug on your heartstrings, but in such a unique way that it feels like the very first time." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jun 12, 2015
3.8/5 33%

Entourage (2015)

"If you've never seen the show, check out the flick then have fun on HBO Go. Oh yeah." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jun 12, 2015
3.5/5 71%

Jurassic World (2015)

" It can't be the amazing revelation the first film was, but "Jurassic World" is a great amusement park ride...and the best sequel to it's predecessor we've had." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jun 12, 2015
2.5/5 66%

Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)

" It's not a disaster by any means, it's simply just a sequel that could have been better, but couldn't quite find the pitch." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted May 15, 2015
4.8/5 97%

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

"The audience feels transported to this post-apocalyptic setting, and the mind-blowing action sequences rival any that have ever been put to film. George Miller does a magnificent job in recapturing the feel of his beloved "Mad Max" franchise." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted May 15, 2015
3.7/5 58%

Maggie (2015)

"It's a slow burn here, and occasionally it flirts with boredom, but "Maggie" still is a worthy endeavor for fans to see a new side of the legendary Arnold Schwarzenneger. " ‐Schmoes Know
Posted May 8, 2015
.5/5 7%

Hot Pursuit (2015)

"It makes The Other Woman look like Ex-Machina." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted May 8, 2015
4.2/5 75%

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

"The chemistry amongst our heroes is once again terrific to watch, and the action sequences deliver both thrills and laughs. " ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Apr 24, 2015
2.4/5 55%

The Age of Adaline (2015)

"It does manage to pick up the pace in the third act and actually get us somewhat invested, but by that time we've already seen too much. It's certainly watchable, but best to wait until it's free to do so." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Apr 24, 2015
3.8/5 78%

Danny Collins (2015)

"We know this movie is going to try to pull out our heartstrings, but "Danny Collins" manages to take few unexpected turns, and it makes us want to join it for the entire trip." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Mar 20, 2015
1.7/5 17%

The Gunman (2015)

"It misleads audiences hoping for a girtty action thriller and ends up being a huge disappointment." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Mar 20, 2015
2.3/5 28%

Insurgent (2015)

"The visuals didn't feel realistic enough to engage and overall "Insurgent" is a let down. Unless you're a hard core fan of the novels upon which it's based, I'd wait for cable." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Mar 20, 2015
4/5 96%

'71 (2015)

"One of the early surprises of 2015, and hopefully will expand to more theaters and the wider audience it deserves." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Mar 6, 2015
2.3/5 11%

Unfinished Business (2015)

" Going through the motions and never uncovering any funny material to play with, "Unfinished Business" is just that: a film that had loads of potential but isn't able to muster any laughs with it." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Mar 6, 2015
1.9/5 32%

Chappie (2015)

" Jackman and Patel are largely wasted in their one-note roles, and you'll barely notice Sigourney Weaver" ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Mar 6, 2015
3.5/5 80%

McFarland USA (2015)

"It hits all the predictable moments one might expect, but the solid acting jobs and incredible true story make "McFarland, USA" a credible sports movie that will certainly brighten your spirits. " ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Mar 3, 2015

Focus (2015)

"Once the real game begins, the humor starts to miss and the plot points get ridiculously unbelievable. While Smith shows flashes of his classic charisma, Robbie is under-used and no one else is around to step up and make us care." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Mar 3, 2015
4.7/5 74%

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)

""Kingsman" is not for the faint of heart and features some intense violenece, but it's delightful tone makes even the most sinister of acts feel like they can be avenged with a smile." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Feb 16, 2015
2.4/5 25%

Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)

"This is a film that should have gone direct to Cinemax." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Feb 16, 2015
2.4/5 34%

Blackhat (2015)

"No one is particularly interesting here, and unfortunately the fate of "Blackhat" is the same that has befallen many a January action flick: it's a miss." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jan 28, 2015
3.8/5 98%

Paddington (2015)

"The bear and the Brown family get a fair amount of real laughs and also manage to weave a touching story." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jan 28, 2015
2.9/5 51%

Unbroken (2014)

"A serviceable job of depicting the amazing true story of a true hero but the movie can't live up to the story it was hoping to tell." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jan 4, 2015
1.8/5 27%

Annie (2014)

"Another unoriginal Hollywood remake that no one really asked for. The music holds up, and it's a testament to those songs that they can withstand this misfire of a film." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jan 4, 2015
2.8/5 71%

Into the Woods (2014)

"Woods gives a game effort but can't quite sustain it's own momentum." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jan 4, 2015
3.7/5 59%

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

"Still a must-see in the theater for "Lord of the Rings" fans, but this trilogy might have been better served by being just two films. " ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Jan 4, 2015
4.5/5 65%

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2014)

"An exciting expertly paced build-up to what should be an incredible conclusion next year." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Nov 25, 2014
3/5 34%

Horrible Bosses 2 (2014)

"The lack of character arc for Sudekis and the missing brain cells for Day's character undermine what could have been the best comedy of the year." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Nov 25, 2014
2.8/5 82%

Beyond the Lights (2014)

"It will be a cable television experience that showcases the ample potential of it's two lead stars." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Nov 14, 2014
2.5/5 29%

Dumb and Dumber To (2014)

"Heading to the theater with lowered expectations should at least net a few nostalgic laughs. " ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Nov 14, 2014
4.5/5 95%

Nightcrawler (2014)

"It's alternately terrifying and spellbinding to watch the action unfold, through a climactic street scene that had me on the edge of my seat." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Nov 4, 2014
4/5 85%

John Wick (2014)

"Yeah, I'm thinkng '80's action movies are back!" ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Oct 24, 2014
2.8/5 67%

Laggies (2014)

"Rockwell is great as always, but the film must resolve itself and it's watchability suffers." ‐Schmoes Know
Posted Oct 24, 2014
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