Kristian Harloff

Kristian Harloff
Kristian Harloff's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Schmoes Know
Publications: Schmoes Know

Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
3.75/5 79% Captain Marvel (2019) A fun, adventurous space romp. I had some popcorn, I dug it. Would I want to see another one? Yes, but I have a lot of questions...good questions. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 8, 2019
4.25/5 91% How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019) Consistent to the entire theme of the franchise. It had a great ending. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 1, 2019
4.2/5 92% Fighting with My Family (2019) I really enjoyed the humor, and the future of the WWE is in the women's division...I loved this movie, I really did. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 8, 2019
3.5/5 86% The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part (2019) There are some very fun voice talents that pop in here. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 8, 2019
3/5 60% Alita: Battle Angel (2019) Rodriguez does a very capable job throughout the entire thing...you feel the influence of his past movies in it too. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 8, 2019
3.5/5 37% Glass (2019) A very well-done movie, it comes down to whether or not you like the ending...a good movie, with a bit disappointing payoff. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 11, 2019
4.5/5 66% Vice (2018) You learn a lot about what this guy accomplished, whether you agree or not...it's a great movie, and Adam McKay is proving that he has the goods. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 11, 2019
4/5 93% Bumblebee (2018) This is a movie to watch for Steinfeld. The classic Transformers feel and look is here. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 20, 2018
2.3/5 26% Mortal Engines (2018) It just was so boring, and dull, and it turned one of my favorite actors into a one-note blah. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 14, 2018
4.4/5 79% Mary Poppins Returns (2018) It did everything that I think it intended. It's one of Emily Blunt's best performances. She can do anything. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 14, 2018
3/5 65% Aquaman (2018) There are a lot of things that work. The writing isn't the best, though and there are a lot of repetitive shots...just barely, it works. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 14, 2018
3.4/5 81% Ben is Back (2018) The performances are worth it. The first half is amazing, the second half takes it away from me...it's just two different movies. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 7, 2018
3.8/5 98% Can You Ever Forgive Me? (2018) A little slow at times, but scenes were then able to perk me right back up. For these two performances, this is something you should see. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 30, 2018
4.5/5 78% Green Book (2018) It works, all the way around, and I absolutely loved it. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 30, 2018
3.25/5 62% Outlaw King (2018) Because I wasn't so locked into the story, I'm glad it wasn't sitting there for two hours...but this is a Netflix watch. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 21, 2018
3.75/5 88% Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) A lot of references beat you over the head, but I think that's the point, because the Internet beats you over the head...the end didn't blow me away, though. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 21, 2018
4/5 82% Instant Family (2018) The kids are great...there are moments that are real, but meant for comedic purposes. I gotta say, I was pleasantly surprised. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 20, 2018
3.75/5 84% Creed II (2018) A very capable sequel to a very popular movie. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 16, 2018
3/5 37% Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) It ties into the Harry Potter lore, and I think that's why I really enjoyed it. It's trying to tie the canon together...once again, I think it's confusing, but I liked the character of Newt... - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 16, 2018
2.5/5 91% Widows (2018) I liked the performances, I thought they were great. But the script they were working with was lackluster. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 16, 2018
4.25/5 81% Overlord (2018) The arcs of all the characters were done well...it was a nice blend of horror and action, and I loved this movie, I really did. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 9, 2018
3.75/5 58% The Grinch (2018) If you want to give kids an updated version of this story, this works. It's fine, one of those movies that I understood why they made it, but nothing groundbreaking. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 9, 2018
4.25/5 78% Mid90s (2018) I loved this movie. I think we're going to be seeing Sunny Suljic for a long time. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 9, 2018
3.25/5 100% Leave No Trace (2018) Very, very good acting. I do wish some more happened, though. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 2, 2018
3/5 86% What They Had (2018) It didn't hit quite the way they wanted it to...overall, still a well-made film and the performances are worth watching. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 26, 2018
4.5/5 61% Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) It delivered. I love this. Probably one of my favorite movies of the year, thus far. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 26, 2018
79% Halloween (2018) This was a worthy successor. It's the only movie to watch for [the holiday]. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 19, 2018
4.3/5 92% Sicario (2015) I was really engaged with the story. I didn't even need the bigger action pieces...Emily Blunt is an absolute movie star, but this is Benicio del Toro's movie. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 16, 2018
3/5 86% Hail, Caesar! (2016) I was certainly entertained while watching it, but I did feel so let down by what could have been a classic Coen brothers movie. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 16, 2018
2.4/5 11% The Divergent Series: Allegiant (2016) There are some fun science elements if you're a fan of the series...but it's so set up. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 16, 2018
1.6/5 22% Zoolander 2 (2016) All the good bits are in the trailer...I didn't laugh at all. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 16, 2018
0.5/5 27% Unforgettable (2017) Terrible. This could be the worst movie of the year... - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 16, 2018
2.9/5 68% The Fate of the Furious (2017) I thought there were times during this movie when Gray's direction worked...it didn't have the same magic fun as the other ones had. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 16, 2018
4.8/5 96% Manchester by the Sea (2016) A near-perfect movie. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 16, 2018
4.8/5 94% Arrival (2016) The storytelling is really well done, and it's shot so well...it looks gorgeous. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 16, 2018
2.5/5 38% Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (2016) It's a cable watch, at best. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 16, 2018
3.3/5 87% All About Nina (2018) One of the best performances of the year from Winstead...I encourage you to see it. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 16, 2018
2.5/5 70% Cars 3 (2017) So unoriginal, and it's dull, but I don't disagree with the visuals... - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 15, 2018
2.5/5 44% Rough Night (2017) The chemistry with the girls was 100 percent there, and there were some big comedic moments, but overall it misses. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 15, 2018
5/5 93% Baby Driver (2017) A really, fun, interesting movie that proves Ansel Elgort is a star. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 15, 2018
2.75/5 15% The Mummy (2017) I left not necessarily thinking this was a good movie, but still caring about the characters going forward... - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 15, 2018
1.75/5 78% Atomic Blonde (2017) The story was told just by eighties music videos...that's all it does for the movie. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 15, 2018
0.75/5 7% The Emoji Movie (2017) This is a movie that should not have been made. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 15, 2018
4.5/5 75% Bad Times at the El Royale (2018) I left the theater with a smile on my face. That movie was really fun for what it was. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 12, 2018
4.6/5 87% First Man (2018) Chazelle is three for three...this is a movie you have to see in the theater for sure. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 12, 2018
4.5/5 97% The Rider (2018) One of my favorite movies of the year, thus far. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 12, 2018
2.85/5 46% Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween (2018) I didn't hate the movie, I just didn't care enough. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 12, 2018
3.75/5 85% Battle of the Sexes (2017) I liked the stories and the performances. Steve Carell was fantastic...when my daughter gets older, I'll certainly show her this film. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 8, 2018
2.3/5 29% Venom (2018) Sloppy mess with a lot of editing problems...wasted performances for sure. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 5, 2018
3/5 28% Night School (2018) It's worth going to see...they don't really know how to end it...I got some laughs out of the movie, and I thought the supporting cast was great. - Schmoes Know EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 28, 2018