Kristian Harloff Movie Reviews & Previews - Rotten Tomatoes

Kristian Harloff

Kristian Harloff
Kristian Harloff's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Schmoes Know

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
2.5/5 58% Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) The movie was just okay...the military guys were so terrible, and everyone is so generic in it.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jun 11, 2018
3/5 58% Hotel Artemis (2018) There's not a lot of great payoff throughout it...but there's some good stuff at the end, and it's an enjoyable watch.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jun 11, 2018
5/5 94% Incredibles 2 (2018) I think this is a movie you rush out to see right away. I couldn't believe how much I liked it.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jun 11, 2018
3.3/5 66% Ocean's 8 (2018) [Ocean's 8] is the definition of popcorn fluff. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jun 6, 2018
2.4/5 38% Life of the Party (2018) It's a generic comedy that you've seen a million times...it's just not a good movie, and there are some things that work as far as comedy goes, but it's a rental as best.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted May 24, 2018
3.75/5 82% Deadpool 2 (2018) It felt more like an action film with a lot of comedy in it. I liked what they did and I thought it was a worthy sequel.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted May 17, 2018
3.25/5 71% Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) The chemistry always worked...but I do think some plot points were kind of clunky and things dragged on for a while...‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted May 17, 2018
3/5 29% Overboard (2018) I got a movie that I ended up rooting for, surprisingly.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted May 4, 2018
4/5 87% Tully (2018) They don't make movies like this...intricate and authentic.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted May 4, 2018
4.3/5 83% Avengers: Infinity War (2018) Thanos as an overall villain is menacing, powerful and with a purpose. He believes his mission is the right mission, no matter how heinous it may be.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Apr 24, 2018
2.5/5 52% Rampage (2018) Without The Rock this movie would be unwatchable...I think because I liked San Andreas a lot more than I should have that I was hoping for that kind of fun. I didn't get it.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Apr 19, 2018
4.5/5 83% Blockers (2018) This one does have a big studio comedy feel to it, but it's a combination of what all three of them, all three of the daughters and their dates do...I want to go back to enjoy it with audiences.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Apr 6, 2018
4.25/5 95% A Quiet Place (2018) Even if you're not a horror fan, there's a lot more to this....all the credit in the world to John Krasinski, because this is such a well-directed film.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Apr 6, 2018
3.6/5 79% Unsane (2018) There were times when I thought it was bizarre or a little crazy...but overall I enjoyed watching this movie. It's a fun experience and not too long.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Apr 3, 2018
2.75/5 43% Pacific Rim Uprising (2018) The fighting was done well, Boyega's acting was on point...but I didn't love this movie.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Apr 3, 2018
4.25/5 73% Ready Player One (2018) I was locked in from the beginning. They got me into the world...really good movie.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Apr 3, 2018
3/5 48% Tomb Raider (2018) I'd watch another one. I want to see more of [Alivia Vikander] As Lara Croft. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Mar 16, 2018
2.5/5 38% Gringo (2018) It feels like a movie you just stumble upon...it has so many different sub-plots going on...it's a miss, it's not a terrible movie but not great.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Mar 13, 2018
2.5/5 39% A Wrinkle in Time (2018) Ava DuVernay was using her talents the best she could there, but I don't think there was enough in the finalized script...this particular story didn't hit me.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Mar 8, 2018
3.6/5 47% Red Sparrow (2018) It is raw, and it can be disturbing, but it's a brave, brave film. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Mar 6, 2018
1.9/5 37% Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016) It's not a good movie. It's a badly executed movie. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Feb 26, 2018
3.5/5 83% Game Night (2018) Sometimes it got a little too zany, but then it came back down and it was pretty funny. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Feb 26, 2018
3.5/5 87% Annihilation (2018) The visuals in this film--it will kick your face in it's so gorgeous. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Feb 22, 2018
1.3/5 13% Fifty Shades Freed (2018) It's a heightened version of a Cinemax movie in the mid 90's. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Feb 15, 2018
3/5 62% Peter Rabbit (2018) I believe that the characters are real. It was a pleasant surprise. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Feb 8, 2018
4.5/5 97% Black Panther (2018) He is just getting better and better and knows how to develop characters in this emotional way that you're invested...this guy is a rising star. As great as every single actor is in this movie, Ryan Coogler, once again, is the star of this film. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2018
4/5 73% Hostiles (2018) Should you see it? My answer: hell yes‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jan 25, 2018
4.2/5 97% Coco (2017) It's handled in such a way that the characters become very lovable. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jan 17, 2018
5/5 97% Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond - Featuring a Very Special, Contractually Obligated Mention of Tony Clifton (2017) It's incredible from start to finish. I could watch it again, I want to show other people. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jan 17, 2018
4.4/5 85% Darkest Hour (2017) If you aren't interested in this stuff, it might lose you. [Gary Oldman] is engaging, there's no doubt about it, but the subject matter could lose you. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jan 17, 2018
3.5/5 87% The Post (2018) There were times when I could see the brilliance of Spielberg and there were other times where I felt like I was maybe expecting just a little bit more. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jan 17, 2018
3.5/5 66% Victoria & Abdul (2017) I'm enjoying the chemistry here, but I don't know if I love the movie as much. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jan 17, 2018
4.6/5 99% Lady Bird (2017) A really honest, real depiction of what it's like growing up. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jan 17, 2018
4.1/5 82% Molly's Game (2018) It's two and half hours but it certainly doesn't feel like it. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jan 17, 2018
3.5/5 76% Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) I had a lot of fun with this movie, I really did laugh out loud. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jan 17, 2018
4.25/5 90% I, Tonya (2018) I love this movie. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jan 16, 2018
1.9/5 57% The Commuter (2018) None of it made sense. The whodunit, who is it. Speed did a better job of giving me the characters on the bus. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jan 16, 2018
4.5/5 91% Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) Rian Johnson has made a Star Wars movie that features so many great additions to canon and mythological intrigue that will have fans buzzing for years.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Dec 13, 2017
4.5/5 95% Call Me by Your Name (2018) A deep and complex journey into discovery, Call Me By Your Name is an announcement that Timothee Chalamet is a new force to be reckoned with in cinema. Certainly a top contender for awards this season!‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Dec 13, 2017
4.5/5 92% The Shape of Water (2017) Del Toro once again shines and gets the most out of his amazing cast... Sally Hawkins leads an incredible ensemble in one of the most imaginative, emotional films of the year.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Dec 13, 2017
3.5/5 40% Justice League (2017) Overall Justice League is a fun action ride that gives us great introductions to new heroes and solid chemistry within the team. ‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Nov 15, 2017
4.5/5 92% Wonder Woman (2017) It's so great to see a film pay off in a way that will please both its hardcore fans and a general public that has been clamoring for it for decades.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jun 1, 2017
58/100 83% Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) There is certainly plenty of fun to be had with James Gunn's new entry in the Guardians universe, and I will look forward to more adventures with this group...but Volume 2 didn't quite hit the right note for me.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted May 11, 2017
45/100 35% The Great Wall (2017) What begins as a promising tale of adventure devolves into a sleepy grasp at historical fiction that won't land on anyone's must-see list.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Feb 17, 2017
78/100 76% Split (2017) Split does a terrific job of keeping us guessing and never allowing the audience to relax for too long; there's also some of the best humor Shyamalan has ever put on screen.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jan 20, 2017
40/100 21% Underworld: Blood Wars (2017) I can't say that I'd recommend Underworld: Blood Wars to anyone but the hardest of core fans.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jan 11, 2017
80/100 93% Hidden Figures (2017) This is a movie that should be seen featuring a story that needed to be told.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jan 10, 2017
88/100 100% The 24 Hour War (2016) The 24 Hour War doesn't just tell us the story of an incredible rivalry... it puts us in the driver seat.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jan 10, 2017
93/100 80% Patriots Day (2017) Peter Berg and Mark Whalberg are back together again, and once more they do a commendable job bringing a true story to life.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jan 4, 2017
48/100 35% Live By Night (2017) Live By Night is a flat misfire, and one that hopefully a director such as Affleck can make up for with the upcoming Batman film.‐ Schmoes Know
Read More | Posted Jan 3, 2017