Lucas Stensland

Lucas Stensland
Lucas Stensland's reviews do not count toward the Tomatometer. This is not a Tomatometer-approved critic, and this critic's reviews are not published on a Tomatometer-approved publication.
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T-Meter Title | Year Review
4/5 80% Heavy Metal Parking Lot (2000) Sweet Thunderbird of Youth - eFilmCritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 5, 2006
5/5 88% No Direction Home: Bob Dylan (2005) Astonishing... - eFilmCritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 17, 2006
4/5 47% Three Dancing Slaves (2005) Not another queer lie for the straight guy. - eFilmCritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 12, 2006
2/5 77% Sin City (2005) Strictly for the kids - eFilmCritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 11, 2005
5/5 74% Land of the Dead (2005) 'Land' of Plenty - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 22, 2005
1.5/5 No Score Yet Eye of the Tiger (1986) There have been movies based on songs before. However, I don't think anybody would have thought it possible to base a feature film on a Survivor song. - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 17, 2005
3/5 78% The Beautiful Country (2005) It's a by-the-numbers film with its heart in the right place. - eFilmCritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 7, 2005
2/5 30% Be Cool (2005) Travolta is lost in the haze and muddle of the unstructured loud-clothing contest that is Be Cool. - eFilmCritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 22, 2005
4/5 No Score Yet Altman examines politics, the current cinema -- and himself. - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 20, 2005
4/5 87% At Close Range (1986) What if Penn and Madonna stayed together? We'll never know, but as it stands, this film may be the best thing to have come from their marriage. - eFilmCritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 20, 2005
4.5/5 88% Twentieth Century (1934) With the Academy Awards buzz still in the air, Columbia Pictures' recent DVD release of this Howard Hawks classic firmly curbs Uncle Oscar's validity. - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 9, 2005
4/5 85% Bunny Lake Is Missing (1965) A terrific mood piece. - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 1, 2005
2/5 88% The Woodsman (2004) By the end of the film one senses a certain irony: a film about humanizing child molesters is mildly hateful toward homosexuals. - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 14, 2005
1/5 1% Alone in the Dark (2005) It's interesting how bad this film is. - eFilmCritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 1, 2005
4/5 90% Kung Fu Hustle (2005) Chow scores again! - eFilmCritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 28, 2005
2/5 80% Layer Cake (2005) It's just sort of there, playing on the screen -- mildly engaging - eFilmCritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 17, 2005
3/5 50% Catchfire (Backtrack) (1990) Dennis Hopper's Backtrack is an interesting yet flawed examination of the relationship between art and commerce. - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 4, 2005
1/5 35% Imaginary Heroes (2005) New to theatres, Imaginary Heroes is already dead. - eFilmCritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 4, 2005
5/5 22% In My Country (2005) This is a powerful film about a big issue that is surprisingly subtle and humanistic. Nuts to you, Ron Howard. - eFilmCritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 3, 2005
2.5/5 No Score Yet Tales From a Golden Age: Bob Dylan 1941-1966 (1966) And while it is surprising that there isn't a great documentary about the career of Dylan, this film does not totally rectify that. - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 3, 2005
1/5 68% Closer (2004) Arrogant, silly, awful. - eFilmCritic.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 20, 2004
4/5 58% Enduring Love (2004) Getting Carried Away - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 26, 2004
4.5/5 87% Bad Education (2004) Bad Education Is A Good Thing - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 22, 2004
3.5/5 49% Saw (2004) It's pretty good for a Bryan Singer or a Christopher Nolan. But a Brian De Palma it's not. - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 22, 2004
5/5 55% Texasville (1991) The Best Film of 1990 - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 22, 2004
3.5/5 92% Shaun of the Dead (2004) An Examination of Generation Zombie - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 19, 2004
2/5 20% Big Girls Don't Cry (2002) Two German Girls Walk Into A Bar... - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 4, 2004
4/5 92% Vera Drake (2004) Mike Leigh's Return to Form - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 28, 2004
4/5 56% Uncle Sam (1997) Re-born on the 4th of July - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 5, 2004
2/5 36% Touch of Pink (2004) Innovation Kept in the Closet - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 23, 2004
3.5/5 84% Bukowski: Born into This (2003) Drunk At The Reel - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 20, 2004
5/5 78% Bronco Billy (1980) Eastwood's First Masterpiece - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 9, 2004
2.5/5 67% The Door in the Floor (2004) Necrophilia In The Hamptons - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 18, 2004
2.5/5 91% Baadasssss! (2003) In the Name of His Father - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 28, 2004
3/5 92% Super Size Me (2004) Mac Attack! - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 14, 2004
3/5 76% Vanishing Point (1971) Their Hair Like Jesus Wore It - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 8, 2004
4.5/5 94% Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter...and Spring (2003) A Monk For All Seasons - ToxicUniverse.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 8, 2004