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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
1.5/4 64%

All My Loved Ones (2000)

"Schindler's List it ain't." ‐New York Post
Posted Aug 16, 2002
3.5/4 86%

24 Hour Party People (2002)

"This wonderful party of a movie, as totally original as its hero, stamps on a smiley face that will linger for hours." ‐New York Post
Posted Aug 9, 2002
2.5/4 50%

Scarlet Diva (2000)

"This is an egotistical endeavor from the daughter of horror director Dario Argento (a producer here), but her raw performance and utter fearlessness make it strangely magnetic." ‐New York Post
Posted Aug 9, 2002
3.5/4 81%

The Good Girl (2002)

"The Friends star announces herself as a true big-screen talent, channeling despair, hope, confusion and wry humor as the narrative oscillates wildly between Greek tragedy and acrid comedy." ‐New York Post
Posted Aug 7, 2002
2.5/4 88%

I Am Trying to Break Your Heart (2002)

"The concert footage is stirring, the recording sessions are intriguing, and -- on the way to striking a blow for artistic integrity -- this quality band may pick up new admirers." ‐New York Post
Posted Aug 5, 2002
1/4 39%

Martin Lawrence Live - Runteldat (2002)

"It wouldn't matter so much that this arrogant Richard Pryor wannabe's routine is offensive, puerile and unimaginatively foul-mouthed if it was at least funny." ‐New York Post
Posted Aug 2, 2002
2.5/4 50%

What to Do in Case of Fire (Was tun, wenn's brennt?) (2001)

"It's all entertaining enough, but don't look for any hefty anti-establishment message in what is essentially a whip-crack of a buddy movie that ends with a whimper." ‐New York Post
Posted Jul 28, 2002
3/4 92%

The Kid Stays in the Picture (2002)

"Unabashedly subjective but deliciously entertaining biopic." ‐New York Post
Posted Jul 26, 2002
3/4 61%

Dragón Verde (2001)

"A lyrical, bittersweet film about what could be termed a by-product of battle." ‐New York Post
Posted Jul 19, 2002
3/4 73%

Langrishe, Go Down (2002)

"An atmospheric and subtly engrossing relationship saga." ‐New York Post
Posted Jul 17, 2002
2.5/4 53%

The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course (2002)

"Possibly the most unintentionally hilarious film since Ed Wood's Plan 9 from Outer Space, Steve Irwin's big-screen debut is destined to become an instant cult classic." ‐New York Post
Posted Jul 12, 2002
1/4 31%

Never Again (2002)

"Schaeffer should take the advice of his own movie's title the next time he thinks about coercing some poor actress into making a fool of herself." ‐New York Post
Posted Jul 12, 2002
2/4 65%

Tosca (2002)

"Jacquot's rendering of Puccini's tale of devotion and double-cross is more than just a filmed opera. In his first stab at the form, Jacquot takes a slightly anarchic approach that works only sporadically." ‐New York Post
Posted Jul 12, 2002
2/4 57%

Like Mike (2002)

"Essentially an unoriginal 'poor-lil'-orphan' story jazzed up with some crowd-pleasing hoops action and a string of cameo appearances by NBA stars such as Allen Iverson, Jason Kidd and Chris Webber." ‐New York Post
Posted Jul 3, 2002
2.5/4 84%

Margaret Cho - Notorious C.H.O. (2002)

"Essentially a formulaic showcase for the provocative Korean-American's singular comedic styling." ‐New York Post
Posted Jul 3, 2002
2.5/4 63%

The Powerpuff Girls - The Movie (2002)

"There's enough energetic action and colorful, effervescent animation to keep young kids entertained, with some witty punning thrown in for the adults." ‐New York Post
Posted Jul 3, 2002
1.5/4 89%

The Cockettes (2002)

"Indulgent, tedious documentary." ‐New York Post
Posted Jun 28, 2002
2/4 85%

A Song for Martin (2002)

"This slow-moving Swedish film offers not even a hint of joy, preferring to focus on the humiliation of Martin as he defecates in bed and urinates on the plants at his own birthday party." ‐New York Post
Posted Jun 28, 2002
1/4 33%

Harvard Man (2002)

"A reality-snubbing hodgepodge." ‐New York Post
Posted Jun 28, 2002
2.5/4 73%

La espalda del mundo (The Back of the World) (2002)

"An unflinching look at the world's dispossessed." ‐New York Post
Posted Jun 27, 2002
2/4 68%

Dahmer (2002)

"All the more disquieting for its relatively gore-free allusions to the serial murders, but it falls down in its attempts to humanize its subject." ‐New York Post
Posted Jun 21, 2002
2.5/4 70%

Bobby G. Can't Swim (1999)

"Montias ... pumps a lot of energy into his nicely nuanced narrative and surrounds himself with a cast of quirky -- but not stereotyped -- street characters." ‐New York Post
Posted Jun 21, 2002
.5/4 0%

Mr. Smith Gets a Hustler (2002)

"Kicks off with an inauspicious premise, mopes through a dreary tract of virtually plotless meanderings and then ends with a whimper." ‐New York Post
Posted Jun 21, 2002
2/4 44%

Zigzag (2002)

"The character of ZigZag is not sufficiently developed to support a film constructed around him." ‐New York Post
Posted Jun 21, 2002
3/4 64%

Cremaster 3 (2003)

"Barney has created a tour de force that is weird, wacky and wonderful." ‐New York Post
Posted Jun 19, 2002
1.5/4 71%

Gangster No. 1 (2000)

"It's more than a rip-off of Guy Ritchie's Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, but less than the Pulp Fiction-esque genre-bender it aspires to be." ‐New York Post
Posted Jun 14, 2002
3/4 77%

The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)

"A quietly comic little gem." ‐New York Post
Posted Jun 14, 2002
3.5/4 90%

Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner (Atanarjuat) (2002)

"Spellbinding visuals combine with compelling drama to make this sprawling epic, the first truly indigenous Inuit feature, a triumph of storytelling." ‐New York Post
Posted Jun 7, 2002
1.5/4 75%

Ivans Xtc (2002)

"Behind the glitz, Hollywood is sordid and disgusting. Quelle surprise!" ‐New York Post
Posted Jun 7, 2002
2/4 44%

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)

"The contrivances employed to extract tears -- the measure of success for a sentimental, female-skewing film -- are as stale as a day-old biscuit." ‐New York Post
Posted Jun 7, 2002
3/4 84%

Elling (2002)

"Ellefsen and Nordin originated their roles on an Oslo stage, resulting in two lived-in character portrayals which lend this offbeat comedy a sweet sincerity." ‐New York Post
Posted May 29, 2002
2.5/4 67%

CQ (2002)

"Kudos to this first-time feature director for braiding his insider experience into something quite singular." ‐New York Post
Posted May 24, 2002
1/4 35%

Bartleby (2002)

"File under B for boring." ‐New York Post
Posted May 24, 2002
3/4 88%

Late Marriage (2002)

"Features one of the most affecting depictions of a love affair ever committed to film." ‐New York Post
Posted May 17, 2002
3/4 74%

Ultimate X: The Movie (2002)

"Most of Ultimate X is comprised of truly exhilarating footage of men -- and one woman -- pushing their bodies and their nerve to the edge." ‐New York Post
Posted May 11, 2002
1/4 46%

Janice Beard 45 wpm (2002)

"It's impossible to indulge the fanciful daydreams of Janice Beard (Eileen Walsh) when her real-life persona is so charmless and vacant." ‐New York Post
Posted May 11, 2002
2.5/4 87%

Home Movie (2001)

"The perfect comic timing of the editing takes full advantage of the humor inherent in the owners' unself-conscious earnestness." ‐New York Post
Posted May 3, 2002
1.5/4 54%

Uzumaki (2002)

"At some point, all this visual trickery stops being clever and devolves into flashy, vaguely silly overkill." ‐New York Post
Posted May 1, 2002
3/4 85%

Rain (2001)

"Some of the visual flourishes are a little too obvious, but restrained and subtle storytelling, and fine performances make this delicate coming-of-age tale a treat." ‐New York Post
Posted Apr 26, 2002
2/4 92%

Dogtown and Z-Boys (2001)

"You don't need to know or care about the skateboarding culture to enjoy this free-wheeling ride through a dog-eared section of '70s-era Los Angeles." ‐New York Post
Posted Apr 26, 2002
1.5/4 19%

Jason X (2002)

"Very little suspense." ‐New York Post
Posted Apr 26, 2002
3/4 87%

Space Station (2002)

"This is what IMAX was made for: Strap on a pair of 3-D goggles, shut out the real world, and take a vicarious voyage to the last frontier -- space." ‐New York Post
Posted Apr 23, 2002
3/4 76%

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

"Delivers a sugar rush without the calories." ‐New York Post
Posted Apr 19, 2002
2.5/4 82%

Mule Skinner Blues (2001)

"Boisterous and daft documentary." ‐New York Post
Posted Apr 12, 2002
2/4 79%

Karmen Geï (Karmen Gei) (2001)

"A worthy addition to the cinematic canon, which, at last count, numbered 52 different versions." ‐New York Post
Posted Apr 10, 2002
1/4 88%

The Komediant (2000)

"Alas, the black-and-white archival footage of their act showcases pretty mediocre shtick." ‐New York Post
Posted Apr 5, 2002
2.5/4 52%

American Chai (2002)

"A slight but sweet film." ‐New York Post
Posted Apr 5, 2002
2/4 67%

30 Years to Life (2002)

"Middleton ... has assembled a clique of familiar, broadly drawn characters, but her film manages to rise above sitcom status, thanks to their sassy repartee." ‐New York Post
Posted Apr 5, 2002
2/4 29%

No Such Thing (2002)

"Laggard drama wending its way to an uninspired philosophical epiphany." ‐New York Post
Posted Mar 29, 2002
1.5/4 57%

Jim Brown: All-American (2002)

"Overly long and worshipful bio-doc." ‐New York Post
Posted Mar 22, 2002
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