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Megan Turner
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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
2.5/4 80%

Facing the Music (2001)

Quote not available. ‐New York Post
Posted Jun 5, 2004
0/4 No Score Yet

Being Claudine (2002)

Quote not available. ‐New York Post
Posted May 7, 2003
2.5/4 100%

7 Days in September (2002)

"A worthwhile addition to the reams of footage of the day the earth stood still." ‐New York Post
Posted Mar 22, 2003
3.5/4 93%

Pulse: A Stomp Odyssey (2002)

"The camera soars above the globe in dazzling panoramic shots that make the most of the large-screen format, before swooping down on a string of exotic locales, scooping the whole world up in a joyous communal festival of rhythm." ‐New York Post
Posted Feb 20, 2003
3/4 94%

Lost in La Mancha (2003)

" When Gilliam is finally forced to admit defeat, it is nothing short of heartbreaking -- for audiences, too, as the few shots that made it into the can hold such promise." ‐New York Post
Posted Jan 31, 2003
3/4 85%

Chaos (2003)

"Energetic pastiche of social commentary, revenge thriller and broad farce." ‐New York Post
Posted Jan 29, 2003
4/4 90%

Cidade de Deus (City of God) (2003)

"That rare film that manages to be seductively entertaining without ever compromising its authenticity and power." ‐New York Post
Posted Jan 17, 2003
2.5/4 73%

The Slaughter Rule (2002)

"Its focus on the complex relationship between an emotionally wounded youth and the sexually ambiguous older man who mentors him is a welcome detour from genre routine." ‐New York Post
Posted Jan 8, 2003
1.5/4 12%

Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002)

"There are a handful of genuinely comical moments in Eight Crazy Nights, but the whole thing reeks of a super-indulgent, cobbled-together vanity trip by a star whose ego obviously leads him to believe he can put anything on screen." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 27, 2002
2/4 25%

O Fantasma (2001)

"Arty gay film." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 25, 2002
3/4 58%

Die Another Day (2002)

"The first installment of the new millennium, maintains the franchise's standing as the ultimate cinematic guilty pleasure." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 22, 2002
3/4 69%

Personal Velocity: Three Portraits (2002)

"Intelligent chick flick." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 22, 2002
3/4 62%

The Crime of Padre Amaro (2002)

"Bernal's transformation from naive priest to tortured adulterer to hard-nosed careerist is riveting." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 15, 2002
2.5/4 76%

Revolution #9 (2001)

"A smart little indie." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 15, 2002
2/4 24%

God Is Great and I'm Not (2002)

"Simplistic fluff-ball of whimsy." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 8, 2002
1.5/4 48%

Femme Fatale (2002)

"De Palma fools around with split screens and slo-mo, but no amount of cinematic artifice can varnish over the fact that this is simply a bad film." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 6, 2002
2/4 34%

The Weight of Water (2001)

"The action switches between past and present, but the material link is too tenuous to anchor the emotional connections that purport to span a 125-year divide." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 1, 2002
1/4 18%

Love in the Time of Money (2002)

"An exercise in cynicism every bit as ugly as the shabby digital photography and muddy sound." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 1, 2002
.5/4 11%

Besotted (2001)

"The whole thing comes off like a particularly amateurish episode of Bewitched that takes place during Spring Break." ‐New York Post
Posted Nov 1, 2002
1.5/4 46%

Food of Love (2003)

"There's a whole heap of nothing at the core of this slight coming-of-age/coming-out tale." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 25, 2002
1.5/4 61%

El Juego de la Banca (2002)

"Despite a crafty premise and a clever kink in the tale that almost saves it, Connolly isn't dexterous enough to achieve the Hitchockian level of suspense the movie needs." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 25, 2002
3/4 83%

All or Nothing (2002)

"It's easy to succumb to the rhythms of this melancholic but humanistic rumination on the meaning of life." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 25, 2002
2.5/4 51%

Paid in Full (2002)

"Rings true, from the smooth dialogue to the unaffected performances of the central actors." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 25, 2002
1.5/4 57%

The Business of Fancydancing (2002)

"Pretentious when it should be penetrating, spasmodic when it means to be lyrical." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 18, 2002
2/4 68%

The Grey Zone (2002)

"Nelson's brutally unsentimental approach ... sucks the humanity from the film, leaving behind an horrific but weirdly unemotional spectacle." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 18, 2002
2.5/4 65%

Jonah - A VeggieTales Movie (2002)

"Spears of Afro-topped asparagus singing gospel and French-accented peas working as maitre d's at a seafood restaurant -- what's not to love?" ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 18, 2002
0.5/4 16%

Abandon (2002)

"Gaghan ... has thrown every suspenseful cliché in the book at this nonsensical story." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 18, 2002
2.5/4 83%

Real Women Have Curves (2002)

"The film has an across-the-board, My Big Fat Greek Wedding-style appeal." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 18, 2002
1.5/4 14%

Pokémon 4Ever (2002)

"A rote exercise in both animation and storytelling." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 13, 2002
0/4 5%

Swept Away (2002)

"Swept Away's worst crime is that it is butt-numbingly B-O-R-I-N-G." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 11, 2002
2/4 54%

The Transporter (2002)

"Another big, dumb action movie in the vein of XXX, The Transporter is riddled with plot holes big enough for its titular hero to drive his sleek black BMW through." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 11, 2002
1.5/4 20%

Knockaround Guys (2002)

"Any one episode of The Sopranos would send this ill-conceived folly to sleep with the fishes." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 11, 2002
2.5/4 51%

The Man from Elysian Fields (2001)

"Lasker's canny, meditative script distances sex and love, as Byron and Luther ... realize they can't get no satisfaction without the latter." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 4, 2002
2.5/4 54%

Welcome to Collinwood (2002)

"The whole cast looks to be having so much fun with the slapstick antics and silly street patois, tossing around obscure expressions like Bellini and Mullinski, that the compact 86 minutes breezes by." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 4, 2002
1/4 72%

Pipe Dream (2001)

"The smug, oily demeanor that Donovan adopts throughout the stupidly named Pipe Dream is just repulsive." ‐New York Post
Posted Oct 4, 2002
2/4 18%

Just a Kiss (2002)

"Stevens has a keen sense of the absurd, but the whole thing is too forced." ‐New York Post
Posted Sep 27, 2002
3/4 43%

Wasabi (2001)

"The spaniel-eyed Jean Reno infuses Hubert with a mixture of deadpan cool, wry humor and just the measure of tenderness required to give this comic slugfest some heart." ‐New York Post
Posted Sep 27, 2002
1/4 50%

Crazy as Hell (2002)

"A morality tale whose thought-provoking potential is hampered by a made-for-TV look, rigid performances and an asinine 'twist' that brazenly rips off The Sixth Sense." ‐New York Post
Posted Sep 27, 2002
3/4 59%

Skins (2002)

"Skins has a desolate air, but Eyre, a Native American raised by white parents, manages to infuse the rocky path to sibling reconciliation with flashes of warmth and gentle humor." ‐New York Post
Posted Sep 27, 2002
2.5/4 18%

Trapped (2002)

"A tightly drawn, propulsive thriller." ‐New York Post
Posted Sep 23, 2002
1/4 25%

Snipes (2002)

"Trying to make head or tail of the story in the hip-hop indie Snipes is enough to give you brain strain -- and the pay-off is negligible." ‐New York Post
Posted Sep 20, 2002
3/4 75%

Secretary (2002)

"Against all odds, director Steven Shainberg has managed to craft an oddly compassionate -- and often very funny -- tale of an emotionally symbiotic affair." ‐New York Post
Posted Sep 20, 2002
3/4 72%

Das Experiment (The Experiment) (2001)

"This deftly crafted film provokes the kind of creeping horror that Lord of the Flies memorably nailed." ‐New York Post
Posted Sep 18, 2002
1/4 41%

Ted Bundy (2002)

"A trashy, exploitative, thoroughly unpleasant experience." ‐New York Post
Posted Sep 13, 2002
3/4 74%

Swimming (2000)

"A refreshingly authentic coming-of-age tale." ‐New York Post
Posted Sep 13, 2002
1.5/4 No Score Yet

Agni Varsha: The Fire and the Rain (2002)

"Too simply plotted and, even at two hours -- Bombay exports can often run to four -- the story drags." ‐New York Post
Posted Aug 30, 2002
2.5/4 60%

Little Secrets (2002)

"Budding adolescents shouldn't find much fault with this pleasantly diverting, albeit formulaic, teen drama." ‐New York Post
Posted Aug 23, 2002
2.5/4 83%

Satin Rouge (2002)

"A sensual performance from Abbass buoys the flimsy story, but her inner journey is largely unexplored and we're left wondering about this exotic-looking woman whose emotional depths are only hinted at." ‐New York Post
Posted Aug 23, 2002
2.5/4 73%

El Último Beso (2002)

"Surprisingly for a comedy, it's the moments of heavy drama in The Last Kiss that pack the bigger punch." ‐New York Post
Posted Aug 16, 2002
2.5/4 92%

Mostly Martha (Bella Martha) (2001)

"A satisfying dish." ‐New York Post
Posted Aug 16, 2002
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