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Michael Ordoña

Michael Ordoña
Michael Ordoña's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Chicago Tribune, Los Angeles Times, San Francisco Chronicle, Common Sense Media

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
3/5 No Score Yet Permanent (2017) Mild language, absurd violence in coming-of-age comedy. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Dec 15, 2017
2/5 No Score Yet Hangman (2017) Muddled Pacino mystery has serial-killer violence. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Dec 8, 2017
4/5 90% I, Tonya (2017) Fact-based dark comedy has strong language, domestic abuse. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Dec 8, 2017
2/5 54% Bullet Head (2017) Thriller has violence involving dogs, lots of swearing. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Dec 7, 2017
4/5 30% Wonder Wheel (2017) Adult themes in heavy but beautifully filmed drama. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Dec 1, 2017
4/5 97% Call Me by Your Name (2017) Strong sexual content, adult themes in gay romance. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Nov 22, 2017
3/5 84% Darkest Hour (2017) Mild but talky look at Churchill's early days in power. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Nov 22, 2017
3/5 100% Window Horses (2017) Canadian girl travels to Iran in animated dramedy. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Nov 21, 2017
2/5 No Score Yet Bad Grandmas (2017) Flat comedy has (bloodless) violence, language. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Nov 6, 2017
3/5 100% Destination Unknown (2017) Harrowing stories of Holocaust survivors. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Nov 6, 2017
3/5 29% All I See Is You (2017) Strong sexual content, adult themes in relationship drama. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Oct 27, 2017
4/5 87% Novitiate (2017) Intense nuns-in-training drama has language, sensuality. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Oct 27, 2017
3/5 81% The Square (2017) Language, sex, violence in award-winning dark comedy. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Oct 27, 2017
4/5 76% Thank You for Your Service (2017) Violence, language, intense themes in powerful PTSD drama. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Oct 27, 2017
2/5 13% Geostorm (2017) Tons of CGI disaster/sci-fi mayhem; eye-rolling story. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Oct 24, 2017
4/5 92% Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Funniest Thor movie has tons of style, plenty of violence. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Oct 20, 2017
4/5 99% Jane (2017) Engaging Goodall docu has a little violence, language. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Oct 20, 2017
3/5 89% Only the Brave (2017) Only the Brave is at its strongest in the easy camaraderie of the elite firefighters, with their goofing around and male bonding. But the film clearly treats its real-life subjects with kid gloves.‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Oct 18, 2017
3/5 100% Earth: One Amazing Day (2017) Some animal peril in beautifully filmed nature documentary. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Oct 16, 2017
4/5 66% Breathe (2017) Feel-good romance tackles serious themes, disability rights. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Oct 13, 2017
3/5 92% Walking Out (2017) Father-son hunting trip becomes perilous survival drama. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Oct 6, 2017
4/5 88% Better Watch Out (2017) Violence, language, drinking in snarky, twisty thriller. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Oct 6, 2017
3/5 41% The Mountain Between Us (2017) Mountain trek peril in non-scary but well-acted romance. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Oct 6, 2017
4/5 87% American Made (2017) Language, some sex in tense but funny drug war comedy. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Sep 28, 2017
2/5 98% Lucky (2017) Elderly existential angst, plus language, drinking, smoking. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Sep 28, 2017
3/5 94% Stronger (2017) Post-bomb gore, language, drinking in rehabilitation drama.‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Sep 22, 2017
4/5 54% The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017) Plenty of fake kung fu in fun comedy with toy ninjas.‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Sep 22, 2017
4/5 68% mother! (2017) Horrifying situations in surreal, escalating nightmare. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Sep 15, 2017
1/5 31% Home Again (2017) Some sexual situations and drinking in shallow romcom. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Sep 8, 2017
2/5 22% Rememory (2017) Some violence and creepiness in slow-moving mystery. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Sep 8, 2017
4/5 29% Rebel in the Rye (2017) Some violence and post-war trauma in whip-smart biopic. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Sep 8, 2017
3/5 45% The Good Catholic (2017) Romantic dramedy about young priest has strong language. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Sep 8, 2017
3/5 71% Viceroy's House (2017) Turbulent division of India seen by both Brits and Indians. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Sep 1, 2017
4/5 56% Hazlo Como Hombre (2017) Tons of sex talk and situations in comedy about acceptance. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Sep 1, 2017
4/5 100% Dolores (2017) Activist combats racism, sexism, and powerful enemies. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Sep 1, 2017
3/5 89% Marjorie Prime (2017) Slow, poetic exploration of memory, loss in sci-fi setting. ‐ Common Sense Media
Read More | Posted Aug 28, 2017
3/4 44% Saban's Power Rangers (2017) Ultimately, this is a kids'-property superhero movie about teens getting power from ancient aliens and battling someone named Rita Repulsa (Elizabeth Banks, taking large bites of the scenery). The filmmakers do not forget to have fun with it.‐ San Francisco Chronicle
Read More | Posted Mar 23, 2017
2/4 82% Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016) It's all stuff we've seen before, especially in Japanese ghost fare.‐ San Francisco Chronicle
Read More | Posted Oct 20, 2016
1/4 16% The Wild Life (2016) It exists in the kids-only zone where parents go to pay for their sins or, hopefully, get a nap.‐ San Francisco Chronicle
Read More | Posted Sep 8, 2016
3/4 82% Sausage Party (2016) Mix "A People's History of the United States" with "Caligula," a stoner comedy and a slasher flick - then animate the results - and you've got the essence of the thing.‐ San Francisco Chronicle
Read More | Posted Aug 10, 2016
1/4 33% Puerto Ricans In Paris (2016) Despite its baseline-appealing leads, "Puerto Ricans in Paris" is too low-key to be a memorable trip.‐ San Francisco Chronicle
Read More | Posted Jun 9, 2016
3/4 88% Dheepan (2016) It burrows into the hearts and minds of human beings trying to find a world in which it's possible to have a life worth living.‐ San Francisco Chronicle
Read More | Posted Jun 1, 2016
2/4 50% Hardcore Henry (2016) If one can accept the story's video-game logic and cope with the kinetosis, "Hardcore" is often exhilaratingly extreme.‐ San Francisco Chronicle
Read More | Posted Apr 7, 2016
1/4 9% Norm of the North (2016) "Norm of the North" feels as if it intended to be a better movie, but got confused along the way.‐ San Francisco Chronicle
Read More | Posted Jan 14, 2016
19% Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) Despite some absolutely gorgeous animation and adjusting expectations for what Clone Wars is meant to be, the Force is not strong with this one.‐ Los Angeles Times
Read More | Posted Nov 16, 2015
2/4 44% Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015) "Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse" is exactly what you'd expect. But better.‐ San Francisco Chronicle
Read More | Posted Oct 29, 2015
2/4 35% The Green Inferno (2015) "The Green Inferno" is a breezy college comedy. Until it's not. Then it's really, really not.‐ San Francisco Chronicle
Read More | Posted Oct 1, 2015
1/4 15% The Transporter Refueled (2015) Those who enjoyed the first three "Transporter" flicks and helped turn them into a mediocre, cumulative hit will get what they want, though with brutish Mr. Statham replaced by dreamy Mr. Skrein.‐ San Francisco Chronicle
Read More | Posted Sep 3, 2015
2/4 9% Fantastic Four (2015) Is it a home run? No. But at this point, comic fans are just happy to see Fox play error-free ball with their Marvel adaptations, and "Fantastic Four" mostly qualifies.‐ San Francisco Chronicle
Read More | Posted Aug 6, 2015
2/4 56% Paper Towns (2015) Self-absorption might be a common teen trait, but its glorification here may fail to excite those old enough to know they don't know everything.‐ San Francisco Chronicle
Read More | Posted Jul 23, 2015