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Neil Pond
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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
2.5/5 52% The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017) Maybe you already knew teenage Lego ninjas were a thing. Maybe you already knew they were fighting an evil warlord. Maybe you already purchased Lego's Ninjago City playset, which retails for $300.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Sep 21, 2017
3/5 84% It (2017) A vintage throwback feel recalls several other touchstone movies of its 1980s era, while the reset hews true to the dark, twisted soul of King's source material. ‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Sep 7, 2017
2/5 37% Leap! (2017) Possibly your only chance to experience Mel Brooks, Carly Rae Jepsen, Tchaikovsky and the enduring, cross-cultural mojo of The Karate Kid all in one movie.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Aug 24, 2017
2/5 37% The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017) It's funny, it's violent and it feels like bits and pieces of a lot of other movies held together by a couple of solid actors riffing off each other as they mark time between other, better, bigger projects.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Aug 18, 2017
3.5/5 93% Logan Lucky (2017) A high-spirited hillbilly-heist caper with a dynamite, all-star ensemble cast.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Aug 17, 2017
3.5/5 68% Annabelle: Creation (2017) Director David F. Sandberg doesn't really do anything flashy or new. But he certainly knows how to solidly ramp up the suspense, and once he turns on the jolt juice, it really starts to flow.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Aug 11, 2017
2/5 48% The Glass Castle (2017) Score one for extremely well-adjusted kids. At least in the movies.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Aug 10, 2017
4/5 82% Detroit (2017) The film's themes of tragedy and injustice resonate with chilling contemporary relevance, ringing across the distance of the ages.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Aug 3, 2017
3/5 75% Atomic Blonde (2017) It looks great: cool, sleek, stylish and sexy, awash in splashes of neon reds and greens on chilly monochrome greys and blues, set to a soundtrack of pumping, pulsating '80s tunes.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Jul 27, 2017
4/5 93% Dunkirk (2017) A contemporary war movie that echoes classic combat films but eclipses them at the same time, Nolan's new epic puts Dunkirk on the cinematic map.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Jul 24, 2017
3.5/5 92% A Ghost Story (2017) A beautiful, haunting ode to the impermanence of everything-and the precious, mundane, sometimes mysterious moments that make up the music of life.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Jul 13, 2017
3.5/5 92% Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) A rollicking, soaring glide of a ride that puts a bright new, fun, feisty, re-energized spin on pop culture's top web star.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Jul 5, 2017
3/5 61% Despicable Me 3 (2017) The three directors juggle all the jokery with craft, cleverness and a finger on the pulse of spry spy satire, and the movie even spoofs itself. ‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2017
3.5/5 93% Baby Driver (2017) Almost like a radical movie musical, as if La La Land collided with Mad Max by way of Quentin Tarantino.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Jun 27, 2017
2.5/5 46% Rough Night (2017) Raw, raunchy and riotously funny, it isn't for everyone. But if you like your fem-centric humor with a dark, decadent twist, this bachelorette party's a summer sizzler to die for. ‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Jun 16, 2017
3/5 53% 47 Meters Down (2017) A tight, concise little water web of peril, tension and excitement that builds to something you totally won't see coming, unless someone spoils it for you, at the end.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Jun 15, 2017
3.5/5 89% It Comes At Night (2017) Slices into the darkness of every scene with a razor's edge of finely calibrated suspense, tension, grief, paranoia and primal fear.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Jun 9, 2017
2/5 16% The Mummy (2017) A $125 million spectacle of marquee stars, eye-popping special effects and flashy setup.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Jun 8, 2017
2/5 29% Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) After sailing around for nearly 15 years, the franchise feels overstuffed and waterlogged, all a-swirl with bustle, swill and bilge.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted May 25, 2017
2.5/5 18% Baywatch (2017) Bawdy, brawny, spicy, sexy and fun--sun, sand, surf, a little bit of action, a load of laughs and some totally rockin' beach bods.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted May 24, 2017
2.5/5 44% Everything, Everything (2017) Stenberg and Robinson are adorably cute; but there's preposterousness to the whole setup, and the film presents it with even more of a fairy-tale gloss.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted May 19, 2017
2/5 28% King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword (2017) A dark, lumbering fantasy that smashes and crashes into themes, events and characters that have been popularized in literature, lore, legend and popular culture for centuries.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted May 11, 2017
3.5/5 82% Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) Fast-paced, bonkers, high-spirited fun: a far-out space-rocket ride with a cast of endearing characters that have definitely found their movie niche and intend to hang onto it.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted May 4, 2017
2.5/5 72% Gifted (2017) What good is immortality as a math megamind if you can't snuggle with your one-eyed cat--or frolic on the playground--with your friends today?‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Apr 20, 2017
3/5 66% The Fate of the Furious (2017) Heaping helpings of heavy metal thunder, brawny brawls and ridiculously over-the-top vehicular mayhem, all wrapped around themes of brotherhood, loyalty and "family."‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Apr 13, 2017
2.5/5 48% Going in Style (2017) Everything about it is geared for comedy, but it's impossible to miss the timely message about greedy institutions that don't care about their customers or employees-or old people.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Apr 7, 2017
2.5/5 44% Ghost in the Shell (2017) If its themes seem familiar, it's because we've seen them--now-- many times before. And just recently, even HBO's Westworld beat this remake, and a lot of its ideas, to the draw.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Mar 31, 2017
3.5/5 71% Beauty and the Beast (2017) Encouraging signs that Disney continues to change with the times--and for the House of Mouse, Josh Gad's Lefou is a Mickey milestone. ‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Mar 16, 2017
3.5/5 76% Kong: Skull Island (2017) A jolt of super juiced-up, monster-movie energy restores some of the raw edges of wild, wooly excitement to the Kong saga while giving it a fresh new, retro-rollicking spin.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Mar 9, 2017
3.5/5 99% Get Out (2017) Peele draws a draws a subtle, scathing line that connects American imperialism all the way back to its colonial roots, when white men essentially took whatever--and whomever--they wanted.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Feb 23, 2017
2.5/5 27% Fist Fight (2017) Cast of familiar faces gives old-school Hollywood idea a fresh shine(r).‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Feb 16, 2017
3/5 90% John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017) It's hard to be subjective, but I rate it four snapped necks, three pencils in the head, two slashed forearm arteries in a big Roman thermae and one dagger to the aorta, if that helps.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Feb 10, 2017
4/5 91% The Lego Batman Movie (2017) A geyser of fast-paced inside jokes, meta commentary and rapid-fire satire--the Lego bat is where its at.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Feb 9, 2017
2/5 17% The Space Between Us (2017) Like something Nicholas Sparks might have strung together on a sugar rush after eating too much freeze-dried astronaut ice cream and washing it down with gulps of lukewarm Tang.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Feb 3, 2017
3/5 43% Gold (2017) Shades of Scorsese ('The Wolf of Wall Street') and David O. Russell ('American Hustle'), with a dash of 'Boiler Room' and even a distant echo of 'The Sting.' ‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Jan 26, 2017
3/5 74% Split (2017) Shyamalan weaves a devilishly demented web of clues, and you never know where he's going until he gets there. And when he does, hang on. It gets wild, in more ways than one.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2017
3.5/5 84% Silence (2017) Even the film's horrors have a savage, artful beauty, like modern-day movie paintings of Christian martyrs rendered on the big screen.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Jan 13, 2017
3.5/5 80% Patriots Day (2017) An uplifting depiction of a town and its citizens united, tough and determined to not let the bad guys win.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Jan 12, 2017
3.5/5 88% A Monster Calls (2017) Like the tree that becomes the monster every night, there's a lot going on both above the surface and beneath it in this beautiful-looking film of great depth, heart and soul.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Jan 6, 2017
3.5/5 92% Hidden Figures (2017) Henson, Spencer and Monáe all bring spunk, sass and heart to a story that oozes inspiration and rings with righteous pride.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Jan 5, 2017
3.5/5 94% Fences (2016) Washington makes his character both sympathetic and pathetic, a tragic character of almost Shakespearian proportions grappling with fate, family responsibilities, work, racial injustice and carnal desires. ‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Dec 22, 2016
2/5 30% Passengers (2016) There's a genuinely creepy, unnerving nugget of a tale here, but it mostly gets lost in the sweet, sci-fi mush--and rush--of its intergalactic romance.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Dec 20, 2016
4/5 92% La La Land (2016) The (Hollywood) Hills are alive again with the sound of (new) music, and it's impossible to not be swept up and away in the sweet sunshine of its movie magic.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Dec 15, 2016
3.5/5 85% Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) Of space dust, Joni Mitchell and the Force: a visually splendid, dramatically stirring journey spanning both yesteryear and tomorrow.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Dec 14, 2016
3.5/5 73% Nocturnal Animals (2016) Arty and grotesquely gorgeous, but hardly an uplifting tale. Think 'No Country For Old Men' meets 'CSI: West Texas,' by way of 'Twin Peaks.'‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Dec 8, 2016
3.5/5 88% Jackie (2016) It's not a conventional biography, or even a historical drama. It's deeper and darker than that, and Portman bores down to the complex, most challenging parts of its core.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Dec 1, 2016
2/5 56% Rules Don't Apply (2016) Like Hughes' Spruce Goose, Beatty's movie is a big, cumbersome, well-intentioned project that just gets off the ground but never really soars.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Nov 22, 2016
3/5 73% Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) It has moments of humor, whimsy and fun, but its overall tone is dark, casting its fantasy adventure against a very serious backdrop of dread, paranoia and oppression. ‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Nov 17, 2016
3.5/5 94% Arrival (2016) A whip-smart sci-fi movie that powers through strongly and confidently on character, an emotional human story and a performance, instead of special effects.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Nov 10, 2016
3.5/5 90% Doctor Strange (2016) Eyeball-popping, jaw-dropping, kaleidoscopic, head-tripping---a rollicking adventure with crisp wit, strong characters and visually impressive razzle-dazzle.‐ Parade Magazine
Read More | Posted Nov 3, 2016