Patti Greco

Patti Greco
Patti Greco's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Cosmopolitan
Publications: Cosmopolitan

Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
66% Magic Mike XXL (2015) Like its predecessor, Magic Mike XXL will make you horny (let's not mince words) - because, like its predecessor, the movie understands that you deserve to be worshipped. - Cosmopolitan EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 25, 2018
No Score Yet You Get Me (2017) The plot is predictable and ridiculous, but what might surprise you (or not) is how adept Bella is at playing a deranged killer. - Cosmopolitan EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 8, 2018
79% The Shallows (2016) You do not go see a Blake Lively shark movie because you want it to be realistic; you go because you want it to be bat-shit crazy. hankfully, The Shallows delivers. - Cosmopolitan EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 7, 2018
74% Gaga: Five Foot Two (2017) But aside from the story about her aunt and a few brief mentions about her split from Taylor Kinney, there's not an arc to the documentary, let alone stakes. - Cosmopolitan EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 7, 2018
69% mother! (2017) It's an allegory about mankind and the destruction of the environment. If you watch the movie with that message in mind, it's thought-provoking if not your cup of tea. But if you go in totally blind, you might just feel grossed out an annoyed. - Cosmopolitan EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 7, 2018
12% Fifty Shades Freed (2018) If you go into Fifty Shades Freed with no expectations, a sense of humor, and wine, you'll have a good time. - Cosmopolitan EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 7, 2018