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Rafe Telsch

Rafe Telsch
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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
1.5/5 4%

Material Girls (2006)

"Welcome to adulthood, Hillary and Haylie Duff. Here are your T-Mobile Sidekicks and Tabloid news stories. Leave your personalities at the door." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 4, 2014
2/5 16%

The Perfect Holiday (2007)

"The movie's reach extends beyond it's grasp." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Dec 15, 2007
2/5 23%

Awake (2007)

"A small, predictable mystery story that unfolds without reason as both the viewers and the primary characters act as flies on the wall." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Nov 30, 2007
3.5/5 17%

Saw IV (2007)

"If we must get a new Saw movie every Halloween, at least the franchise is evolving and not just regurgitating the exact same formula." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 27, 2007
3/5 46%

Why Did I Get Married? (2007)

"Bland stereotyped characterizations and invasive cinematography mar what could have been an interesting, albeit uninspired idea." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 13, 2007
4.5/5 96%

Ratatouille (2007)

"A simple, enjoyable dish." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jun 17, 2007
3.5/5 41%

Everyone's Hero (2006)

"I left the theatre wishing I could return to the days when I was a lot more like Yankee Irving than I'd care to admit." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Sep 17, 2006
4/5 84%

This Film Is Not Yet Rated (2006)

"The true test will be whether the movie will cause the organization to take a look at its own mission and policies." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 25, 2006
2.5/5 10%

Pulse (2006)

"This story should have been condensed down to fifteen minutes as a setup for a new kind of zombie film." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 12, 2006
4/5 76%

Superman Returns (2006)

"A return to the screen worthy of the title hero." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jul 2, 2006
4/5 37%

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)

"This is true summer popcorn at its best." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jun 17, 2006
4/5 75%

Over the Hedge (2006)

"The overblown approach to the gags is a great return to classic cartoon styles." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted May 20, 2006
4/5 84%

Akeelah and the Bee (2006)

"Atchison puts his sappy and somewhat predictable script on Palmer's shoulders, and the result is phenomenal." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 24, 2006
3.5/5 33%

The Sentinel (2006)

"An entertaining, and at times exhilarating ride." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 21, 2006
2/5 29%

Silent Hill (2006)

"No matter how visually impressive Silent Hill may be, the incredibly weak story makes it a horrible film." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 21, 2006
4/5 20%

The Wild (2006)

"A fun movie with fun characters, entertaining visuals, and a Disney style-story that most people will be able to relate to." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 14, 2006
2.5/5 40%

End of the Spear (2006)

"The movie could have been recorded on 8mm film with no audio and the intended audience would most likely be content." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jan 24, 2006
2/5 42%

Just Friends (2005)

"It's almost as if these cast members are playing two separate characters rather then one complex one." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Nov 24, 2005
1/5 4%

The Fog (2005)

"Maggie Grace can be snobby-scared, or snobby-haughty, or even snobby-injured, but she can't seem to leave that snobbyness behind, no matter what is chasing her." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 14, 2005
3.5/5 22%

Two for the Money (2005)

"Gives Al Pacino more scenes to brilliantly chew on then he's had since Scent of a Woman." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 7, 2005
3.5/5 61%

Lord of War (2005)

"A deep morality play, lead by one of Hollywood's most honest and sincere performers." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Sep 16, 2005
5/5 75%

Crash (2004)

"One of the most powerful movies of 2005." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Sep 11, 2005
1/5 11%

The Cave (2005)

"Succeeds in being a horrific failure." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 27, 2005
2/5 31%

Valiant (2005)

"This bird's got no wings." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 20, 2005
4/5 48%

Bad News Bears (2005)

"Mental revenge for all the crappy sports-genre flicks 2005 has unleashed until now." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jul 23, 2005
3/5 27%

Fantastic Four (2005)

"Not a bad movie, but it is a film likely to alienate the fan base of the comic book on which it is based." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jul 8, 2005
2/5 13%

Rebound (2005)

"The exact same movie remade over and over again." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jul 5, 2005
1/5 40%

High Tension (Switchblade Romance) (2005)

"Even a bloody lesbian kiss can't save this flick." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jun 10, 2005
4/5 65%

Danny the Dog (2005)

"A modern day Frankenstein." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted May 13, 2005
2/5 56%

The Interpreter (2005)

"Lighten up Spicoli." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 23, 2005
3.5/5 23%

The Amityville Horror (2005)

"Reynold's transformation is akin to Jack Nicholson's Jack Torrance." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 15, 2005
3/5 40%

Passion Recut (2005)

"A Passion- lite version, for those Christians who can't stand the reality of their own faith" ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Mar 17, 2005
2/5 16%

Cursed (2005)

"If I were a werewolf, Lance Bass would be one of my first rampaging stops." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Feb 25, 2005
1/5 6%

Son of the Mask (2005)

"Between Son of the Mask and Malibu's Most Wanted Kennedy has ruined all of the potential I saw in him after the Scream movies." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Feb 18, 2005
1/5 No Score Yet

Buried Secret Of M. Night Shyamalan (2004)

"The biggest piece of garbage I've ever seen grace a DVD." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jan 13, 2005
4.5/5 86%

Garden State (2004)

"An absolute must see, and most of you who see it will love it enough to pick this DVD up for your collection." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Dec 28, 2004
3/5 52%

Spanglish (2004)

"Proves that strong relatable characters and a deeply emotional story just doesn't cut it if you don't have a decent ending." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Dec 18, 2004
3/5 23%

Van Helsing (2004)

"A fun ride of a movie, as long as you're willing not to take it too seriously." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Nov 2, 2004
4/5 No Score Yet


"The show excels in building a world where puppets and humans collide." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 20, 2004
5/5 91%

The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

"One of the few movies that has come out in my lifetime that I consider a "classic film"." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 18, 2004
2/5 45%

The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

"What is included on the DVD is mediocre, but it's what's not included that really hurts this release. " ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 11, 2004
3.5/5 31%

The Forgotten (2004)

"A fun thrill of a movie." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
4.5/5 70%

Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story (2004)

"If the devil is in the details then Thurber has given up his soul." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jun 17, 2004
3/5 64%

13 Going on 30 (2004)

"Everything falls out in an easily predicted manner and in the end doesn't seem to matter." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 28, 2004
4/5 71%

Something's Gotta Give (2003)

"Something's Gotta Give is a delightful romance movie, but most likely will be categorized as a "Chick Flick"." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 3, 2004
4/5 54%

Home on the Range (2004)

"It's a movie I think Walt would have enjoyed, and it does make one a little sad that it'll be the last of its kind." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 2, 2004
2/5 10%

Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003)

"The movie should have picked a target audience and stuck with it." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Mar 29, 2004
2.5/5 26%

Walking Tall (2004)

"It's a shame Bray didn't insist the writers cut out some of the extraneous plot and tie together the fight scenes a little better." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Mar 29, 2004
4.5/5 41%

Jersey Girl (2004)

"As much as Jersey Girl forces Smith to evolve both as writer and director, it also pushes Affleck." ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Mar 28, 2004
3/5 35%

Duplex (2003)

"War of the Roses!Throw Momma From the Train! War of the Roses! Throw Momma From the Train! " ‐CinemaBlend.com
Posted Mar 19, 2004
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