Rafe Telsch

Rafe Telsch

Agrees with the Tomatometer 70% of the time.

Rafe Telsch's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): CinemaBlend.com

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
1.5/5 4% Material Girls (2006) "Welcome to adulthood, Hillary and Haylie Duff. Here are your T-Mobile Sidekicks and Tabloid news stories. Leave your personalities at the door. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 4, 2014
4.5/5 100% Lost: Season 3 (TV, 2006-2007) "The nice thing is that, despite its large scale story about a mysterious island, Lost remains a character based story, keeping us interested in the people on the island and uncovering the mysteries of the show through their own tales. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jun 5, 2014
2/5 16% The Perfect Holiday (2007) "The movie's reach extends beyond it's grasp. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Dec 15, 2007
2/5 23% Awake (2007) "A small, predictable mystery story that unfolds without reason as both the viewers and the primary characters act as flies on the wall. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Nov 30, 2007
3.5/5 17% Saw IV (2007) "If we must get a new Saw movie every Halloween, at least the franchise is evolving and not just regurgitating the exact same formula. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 27, 2007
3/5 46% Why Did I Get Married? (2007) "Bland stereotyped characterizations and invasive cinematography mar what could have been an interesting, albeit uninspired idea. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 13, 2007
4.5/5 96% Ratatouille (2007) "A simple, enjoyable dish. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jun 17, 2007
3.5/5 41% Everyone's Hero (2006) "I left the theatre wishing I could return to the days when I was a lot more like Yankee Irving than I'd care to admit. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Sep 17, 2006
4/5 84% This Film Is Not Yet Rated (2006) "The true test will be whether the movie will cause the organization to take a look at its own mission and policies. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 25, 2006
2.5/5 10% Pulse (2006) "This story should have been condensed down to fifteen minutes as a setup for a new kind of zombie film. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 12, 2006
4/5 76% Superman Returns (2006) "A return to the screen worthy of the title hero. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jul 2, 2006
4/5 37% The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) "This is true summer popcorn at its best. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jun 17, 2006
4/5 75% Over the Hedge (2006) "The overblown approach to the gags is a great return to classic cartoon styles. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted May 20, 2006
4/5 84% Akeelah and the Bee (2006) "Atchison puts his sappy and somewhat predictable script on Palmer's shoulders, and the result is phenomenal. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 24, 2006
3.5/5 33% The Sentinel (2006) "An entertaining, and at times exhilarating ride. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 21, 2006
2/5 29% Silent Hill (2006) "No matter how visually impressive Silent Hill may be, the incredibly weak story makes it a horrible film. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 21, 2006
4/5 20% The Wild (2006) "A fun movie with fun characters, entertaining visuals, and a Disney style-story that most people will be able to relate to. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 14, 2006
2.5/5 40% End of the Spear (2006) "The movie could have been recorded on 8mm film with no audio and the intended audience would most likely be content. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jan 24, 2006
2/5 41% Just Friends (2005) "It's almost as if these cast members are playing two separate characters rather then one complex one. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Nov 24, 2005
1/5 4% The Fog (2005) "Maggie Grace can be snobby-scared, or snobby-haughty, or even snobby-injured, but she can't seem to leave that snobbyness behind, no matter what is chasing her. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 14, 2005
3.5/5 22% Two for the Money (2005) "Gives Al Pacino more scenes to brilliantly chew on then he's had since Scent of a Woman. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 7, 2005
3.5/5 61% Lord of War (2005) "A deep morality play, lead by one of Hollywood's most honest and sincere performers. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Sep 16, 2005
5/5 75% Crash (2004) "One of the most powerful movies of 2005. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Sep 11, 2005
1/5 11% The Cave (2005) "Succeeds in being a horrific failure. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 27, 2005
2/5 31% Valiant (2005) "This bird's got no wings. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 20, 2005
4/5 48% Bad News Bears (2005) "Mental revenge for all the crappy sports-genre flicks 2005 has unleashed until now. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jul 23, 2005
3/5 27% Fantastic Four (2005) "Not a bad movie, but it is a film likely to alienate the fan base of the comic book on which it is based. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jul 8, 2005
2/5 13% Rebound (2005) "The exact same movie remade over and over again. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jul 5, 2005
1/5 41% High Tension (Switchblade Romance) (2005) "Even a bloody lesbian kiss can't save this flick. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jun 10, 2005
4/5 65% Unleashed (2005) "A modern day Frankenstein. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted May 13, 2005
2/5 56% The Interpreter (2005) "Lighten up Spicoli. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 23, 2005
3.5/5 23% The Amityville Horror (2005) "Reynold's transformation is akin to Jack Nicholson's Jack Torrance. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 15, 2005
3/5 40% Passion Recut (2005) "A Passion- lite version, for those Christians who can't stand the reality of their own faith " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Mar 17, 2005
2/5 16% Cursed (2005) "If I were a werewolf, Lance Bass would be one of my first rampaging stops. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Feb 25, 2005
1/5 6% Son of the Mask (2005) "Between Son of the Mask and Malibu's Most Wanted Kennedy has ruined all of the potential I saw in him after the Scream movies. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Feb 18, 2005
1/5 No Score Yet Buried Secret Of M. Night Shyamalan (2005) "The biggest piece of garbage I've ever seen grace a DVD. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jan 13, 2005
4.5/5 86% Garden State (2004) "An absolute must see, and most of you who see it will love it enough to pick this DVD up for your collection. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Dec 28, 2004
3/5 53% Spanglish (2004) "Proves that strong relatable characters and a deeply emotional story just doesn't cut it if you don't have a decent ending. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Dec 18, 2004
3/5 23% Van Helsing (2004) "A fun ride of a movie, as long as you're willing not to take it too seriously. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Nov 2, 2004
4/5 No Score Yet Greg the Bunny (2004) "The show excels in building a world where puppets and humans collide. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 20, 2004
5/5 91% The Shawshank Redemption (1994) "One of the few movies that has come out in my lifetime that I consider a "classic film". " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 18, 2004
2/5 45% The Day After Tomorrow (2004) "What is included on the DVD is mediocre, but it's what's not included that really hurts this release. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 11, 2004
3.5/5 31% The Forgotten (2004) "A fun thrill of a movie. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
4.5/5 70% Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story (2004) "If the devil is in the details then Thurber has given up his soul. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jun 17, 2004
3/5 64% 13 Going on 30 (2004) "Everything falls out in an easily predicted manner and in the end doesn't seem to matter. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 28, 2004
4/5 71% Something's Gotta Give (2003) "Something's Gotta Give is a delightful romance movie, but most likely will be categorized as a "Chick Flick". " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 3, 2004
4/5 54% Home on the Range (2004) "It's a movie I think Walt would have enjoyed, and it does make one a little sad that it'll be the last of its kind. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 2, 2004
2/5 10% Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003) "The movie should have picked a target audience and stuck with it. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Mar 29, 2004
2.5/5 25% Walking Tall (2004) "It's a shame Bray didn't insist the writers cut out some of the extraneous plot and tie together the fight scenes a little better. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Mar 29, 2004
4.5/5 41% Jersey Girl (2004) "As much as Jersey Girl forces Smith to evolve both as writer and director, it also pushes Affleck. " ‐ CinemaBlend.com
Posted Mar 28, 2004
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