Rich Juzwiak Movie Reviews & Previews - Rotten Tomatoes

Rich Juzwiak

Rich Juzwiak
Rich Juzwiak's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): The Muse/Jezebel

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
79% Halloween (2018) This Halloween wants to rewrite the canon and be the definitive sequel, but it is merely just another sequel,‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Oct 19, 2018
90% A Star Is Born (2018) What kept me from appreciating this movie as a whole beyond some very good parts was its inability to practice what it preached and actually say something.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Oct 15, 2018
88% First Man (2018) The movie, with its apathetic whimper of a final scene reunion between Neil and Janet, is both grandiose and underwhelming. I left First Man less certain than ever about the actual practical worth of the U.S.'s moon landing.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Oct 12, 2018
79% Her Smell (2018) Her Smell is so obsessed with the decline of Becky Something that it glosses over what makes her tick... or what even made her great in the first place.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Sep 26, 2018
22% The Happytime Murders (2018) The only truly shocking thing is just how inept the movie is.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Aug 24, 2018
45% The Meg (2018) If only it fully leaned into its ridiculousness, then maybe The Meg would be worthwhile. It has its moments, but The Meg is overall a limp movie -- it has a big monster and absolutely no idea what to do with it.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Aug 9, 2018
88% Whitney (2018) As a nearly lifelong fan of Houston, I've never had a less enjoyable time thinking about her than I did for the two hours I spent screening this film.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jul 6, 2018
48% Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom is a bad movie, but it is mostly a good bad movie in that it is fun and often stupid enough to be hilarious. ‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 27, 2018
91% La La Land (2016) The whole thing felt like such a waste of time. I squinted at the screen, trying in vain to find a point.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 13, 2018
84% Deadpool (2016) Deadpool manages to orchestrate outrageous and oversized riffs on genre hallmarks into something that works better and functions more enjoyably than that which it skewers.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 13, 2018
100% It (1927) It's a throwback, for sure, but this throw has a bit of a curve.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2018
38% Kidnap (2017) It's a lot of fun.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2018
88% Don't Breathe (2016) Dumb horror is its own specific flavor, and... it's rare these days for a particularly effective example to come along. This is one of those.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2018
89% Doctor Strange (2016) Performances are strong, with Cumberbatch at peak charm-he seems to channel Harrison Ford as Han Solo here and Doctor Strange is genuinely funny.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2018
95% The Edge of Seventeen (2016) I'm almost embarrassed to admit how much I related to this movie, as a man several years older than its central character.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2018
79% T2 Trainspotting (2017) I loved T2, which is to say that I succumbed consciously but entirely to its charms.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2018
96% The Death and Life of Marsha P. Johnson (2017) The Death and Life of Marsha P. Johnson leaves questions unanswered, and relaying just what that lack of closure feels like to those who have known a trans person whose death has remained unsolved is precisely the point.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2018
67% Alien: Covenant (2017) I'm now a baby step closer to understanding how the alien of Alien came to be, and at this point, I'm really starting not to care.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2018
95% Call Me by Your Name (2018) It is the transmission of halcyon and the ensuing tragedy of its evaporation that Guadagnino nails in his adaptation.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2018
91% The Disaster Artist (2017) The Room is wondrously mindless, whereas The Disaster Artist is just kind of dumb.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2018
47% Red Sparrow (2018) I wonder how many more times Lawrence will get away with using her appeal to sell something that's so utterly unappealing.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2018
71% Adrift (2018) This movie played me like a tuba in a Jaws flick. I almost feel dumb for being so manipulated by it.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2018
92% Love, Simon (2018) The constant wondering, the yearning for a connection, the endless comparing of your own experience to what you're observing, the quest to find someone, anyone who understands what you're going through-Love, Simon nails all of this. ‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2018
56% Duck Butter (2018) This movie boldly sticks its nose where others don't.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2018
86% Alex Strangelove (2018) The main thing about this movie, more than any endearingly Hughes-like traits or trailblazing representations, is that it's a bit of a mess.‐ The Muse/Jezebel
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2018