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Rob Blackwelder

Rob Blackwelder
"F**kin' dark in here!" Ceasar (Joe Pantoliano), "Bound" (1996)

Agrees with the Tomatometer 72% of the time.

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
3/4 64% Heights (2005) SPLICEDWire
Posted Jul 5, 2005
2/4 13% Rebound (2005) "Director Steve Carr doesn't even bother with scenes of the basketball team misfits discovering their skills and a love of the game. He just assumes you know the formula. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 29, 2005
2.5/4 74% War of the Worlds (2005) "A problematic blockbuster with one essential saving grace: It's profoundly frightening in a way that few directors have the talent to capture. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 28, 2005
2.5/4 89% Caterina in the Big City (2003) "Teghil, with her soft, plain features and sad eyes, gives a sweet, honest, unaffected performance that brings Virzi's themes to full bloom in the bosom of teenage anxiety... " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 25, 2005
3/4 36% Happily Ever After (1993) SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 25, 2005
2/4 73% Land of the Dead (2005) "There's little to distinguish this movie from the countless imitators (Romero's) work has spawned. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 22, 2005
3/4 41% Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005) "Thanks to a clever, subtly subversive script and spirited, tongue-in-cheek direction, Fully Loaded enthusiastically embraces its absurdity and emerges victoriously fun. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 21, 2005
2/4 25% Bewitched (2005) "Campy-revamp remakes and Nicole Kidman just don't mix. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 20, 2005
3/4 57% Happily Ever After (2005) "Attal is creative in crafting cinematic mood, using focus and camera movements to subtly but deftly enhance and even anticipate emotions. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 17, 2005
2.5/4 90% My Summer of Love (2004) "The inexperienced young actresses give such unaffected performances that the film develops a voyeuristic quality as the relationship takes on the momentum of a runaway train. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 16, 2005
0.5/4 6% The Perfect Man (2005) "A cutesy-poo, happy-go-lucky little movie about horrible, irresponsible, selfish people. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 15, 2005
2.5/4 84% Batman Begins (2005) "The pragmatic reinvention...is countered by several equally pedestrian blunders that hold the film back as if Nolan and Goyer were standing on the back of Batman's cape. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 14, 2005
3/4 66% Pride and Prejudice (2003) "Creatively updated and terrifically colorful... " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 10, 2005
0/4 13% The Honeymooners (2005) "...just another fat sitcom loser who never changes and his young, gorgeous, savvy wife who apparently doesn't have the self-respect to dump the schmuck. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 8, 2005
2.5/4 59% Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) "Palpable sexual electricity between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie provides Mr. and Mrs. Smith with all the power it needs to overcome a very silly plot. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 8, 2005
3/4 90% Hotel Rwanda (2004) "The fact-based story it tells of instinctual heroism in the face of unspeakable horror is powerful enough to overcome its flaws. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 7, 2005
2/4 87% Saving Face (2005) "(Writer-wirector) Wu...seems less interested in choices and consequences than she is in sending audiences away with a smile. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 3, 2005
2/4 55% Lords of Dogtown (2005) "...doesn't have half the spontaneity and maverick spirit of the vivid, kinetic, crowd-pleasing documentary that inspired it. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 2, 2005
3/4 80% Cinderella Man (2005) "...won't ever be considered among the great boxing movies. But it does captivatingly encapsulate the guts and gumption that made Braddock such an inspiration... " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Jun 1, 2005
3/4 77% The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005) "Exponentially more earnest, affecting and credible than 90 percent of movies aimed at teenage girls. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted May 31, 2005
2/4 31% The Longest Yard (2005) "When Adam Sandler isn't interesting enough to hold your attention in an Adam Sandler movie, something is certainly amiss. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted May 25, 2005
2/4 55% Madagascar (2005) "Unlike the vocal talents used in Pixar cartoons, the celebrities cast in this DreamWorks production bring nothing distinctive to their roles. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted May 25, 2005
3.5/4 81% Layer Cake (2005) "A stylish, dynamic thicket of thorny underworld twists and deceptions. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted May 20, 2005
0.5/4 25% Mindhunters (2005) "These clowns couldn't get jobs as dogcatchers, let alone FBI agents. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted May 12, 2005
3/4 65% Danny the Dog (2005) "The few unfortunate nods to convention are certainly forgivable when the rest of the picture stands uncommonly above the genre norm. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted May 12, 2005
0/4 41% Kicking & Screaming (2005) "Most agonizing is the sting of watching Ferrell, after (his) witty performances in Elf and Melinda & Melinda, revert to the same old one-note, dim-bulb clowning. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted May 11, 2005
2/4 16% Monster-in-Law (2005) "Is it worth 10 bucks to watch Jennifer Lopez and Jane Fonda retread the same sitcom territory trampled twice by Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro? The short answer is 'No.' " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted May 11, 2005
3.5/4 79% Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) "It may well be the best of all six Star Wars movies. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted May 10, 2005
3/4 42% Palindromes (2004) "It's a film that demands you get deep inside its troubled heroine's psyche by continually yanking the rug out from under you with her inconsistent outward appearance. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted May 8, 2005
3/4 87% 3-Iron (2004) SPLICEDWire
Posted May 8, 2005
3/4 75% Crash (2004) "...has the kind of broad appeal that can draw large audiences and the kind of lingering emotional potency that can lead to serious soul-searching. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted May 4, 2005
2/4 39% Kingdom of Heaven (2005) "The only variations between (recent battle epics) seem to be whether the hero was of noble birth, and whether the battlefields are green and forested or brown and sandy. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted May 3, 2005
2.5/4 97% Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room (2005) "Alex Gibney's film, based on the book by Bethany McLean and Peter Elkind, feels rushed, slight and ultimately inconclusive. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted May 1, 2005
3.5/4 90% Kung Fu Hustle (2005) "The hugely enjoyable Kung Fu Hustle races across the screen in a colorful collage of various styles, from classic kung fu films to silent comedies to Tex Avery and Chuck Jones cartoons. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 30, 2005
3/4 77% It's All Gone Pete Tong (2004) "A charismatically raucous and appropriately rhythmic fictional biopic...both darkly hilarious and surprisingly emotive. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 29, 2005
2/4 5% Harry and Max (2005) "...incest...pedophilia...the film seems to be nothing more than an attempt to affirm a sense of I'm-OK-you're-OK normality for any viewers with such issues in their own lives. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 29, 2005
3/4 No Score Yet Non-Stop (2000) SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 29, 2005
3/4 73% The Bridge (2000) SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 29, 2005
3/4 No Score Yet Butterfly (Hu die) (2004) SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 29, 2005
3.5/4 69% Iris SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 29, 2005
1/4 16% xXx: State of the Union (2005) "XXXcrement. If it weren't for Ice Cube's charismatic bad attitude, State of the Union would be downright unwatchable. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 27, 2005
3/4 60% The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) "The filmmakers, while offering a completely original take on the material, are clearly disciples of the author's daffy spirit....Douglas Adams would be proud. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 27, 2005
2/4 93% Duma (2005) "While it would hold up well against other routine kiddie-animal matinees, all through "Duma" I kept thinking of last summer's (similiar but superior) "Two Brothers." " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 21, 2005
3/4 56% The Interpreter (2005) "Layers of riveting intrigue build toward a finale weighed down with logistical loopholes... " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 21, 2005
3/4 41% A Lot Like Love (2005) "Deliciously fresh, ingenuous and beguiling...until its out-of-character finale of contrived misunderstandings that stink of a studio-mandated rewrite. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 20, 2005
3.5/4 80% Oldboy (2005) "Fills the screen with enough show-stopping images to put an entire circus out of work. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 17, 2005
4/4 88% Turtles Can Fly (2005) "A tragic yet bittersweet, simple yet spellbinding slice of life's uncertainty...an unpretentious, understated tour de force of Middle Eastern cinema. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 15, 2005
1.5/4 16% Eating Out (2004) SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 9, 2005
2.5/4 39% Sahara (2005) "If Sahara weren't quite so dumb, it might have been a lot of fun. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 6, 2005
2.5/4 65% Fever Pitch (2005) "...gets by on the same kind of lovable-loser charm that has kept its main character obsessed with the Boston Red Sox since age 7. " ‐ SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 5, 2005
2/4 47% The Ballad of Jack and Rose (2005) SPLICEDWire
Posted Apr 2, 2005
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