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Robert Strohmeyer

Robert Strohmeyer
Robert Strohmeyer's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Filmcritic.com

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
1/5 4% BloodRayne (2006) It's as if Boll brought together the best team of talent he could possibly secure on short notice and then told them all to suck. And they do!‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 16, 2006
2/5 No Score Yet Wild Life (1997) Even if Aoyama were to set the film in perfectly chronological order, the plot couldn't seem any less intriguing and Hiroki's personality couldn't appear any more wooden and opaque‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Dec 30, 2005
2.5/5 No Score Yet Another Lonely Hitman (2005) trending toward the amateur and gimmicky - or even fetishistically pornographic‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted May 19, 2005
4.5/5 64% Robots (2005) if you miss out on Robots this year, you're missing out on a lot‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Mar 9, 2005
1.5/5 4% Darkness (2004) incomprehensibly opaque and moronically over-projected‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Feb 22, 2005
3/5 44% National Treasure (2004) falls short in many ways, not the least of which is a ridiculously moronic plot that defies reason at every turn‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Nov 17, 2004
3/5 61% Return to Me (2000) Quote not available.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Oct 31, 2004
3.5/5 No Score Yet Bullet Ballet (1998) Quote not available.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Oct 19, 2004
4.5/5 89% Easy Rider (1969) the fact that, 35 years after the film's release, audiences around the world are still captivated by the raw vision of Easy Rider is no small accomplishment‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Oct 8, 2004
1.5/5 No Score Yet Alien Tracker (2001) looks to have been written as part of an evil alien plot to melt the brains of the human race, one Sci-Fi Channel-watching loser at a time‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Sep 26, 2004
2/5 21% Little Black Book (2004) so poorly pieced together that it would take another 90 minutes of footage to make sense of it all‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Aug 5, 2004
1/5 33% Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004) If you liked the original, you'll hate the sequel and everyone involved in the making of it.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jun 23, 2004
2/5 70% Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story (2004) strong contender for the title of this summer's biggest throw-away movie‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jun 16, 2004
3/5 No Score Yet Christmas Party (2003) Quote not available.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jun 10, 2004
4/5 No Score Yet Lemon Sky (1988) accomplishes what it sets out to with only a few subtle hiccups, and for that it should be applauded‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jun 7, 2004
4.5/5 91% Time Bandits (1981) This is the film Grail longed to be.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2004
3.5/5 33% Mambo Italiano (2003) Even as the dialogue reduces most of the characters to simple, flat cartoons, much of the argumentative banter is surprising and funny‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Sep 17, 2003
1.5/5 33% Johnny English (2003) a complete waste of time‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jul 19, 2003
3.5/5 89% The Animatrix (2003) The animation is consistently excellent‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jun 4, 2003
3/5 No Score Yet Not Love Just Frenzy (1996) Quote not available.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Apr 9, 2002
3.5/5 43% Someone Like You (2001) A warm, fuzzy picture with enough wit to satisfy most audiences in need of a laugh.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Mar 29, 2001
1/5 20% Monkeybone (2001) Lacks as much in the way of creative inspiration as it does in taste.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Feb 23, 2001
3/5 86% Chunhyangdyun (2000) Cunningly acted and breathtakingly filmed.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Feb 7, 2001
1.5/5 67% One (2000) This flick has all the trimmings of a fourth-year film school final project and just isn't ready for the big screen.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Feb 7, 2001
2/5 53% Save the Last Dance (2001) In the spirit of all MTV-spawned productions, Save the Last Dance is a trite amalgamation of themes and scenes from other, more interesting, movies.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 15, 2001
3.5/5 53% The Family Man (2000) While the film fails in many ways to reach a memorable conclusion, it just might carry enough soft-hearted cheer to make a tired old married couple smile on Christmas eve.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Dec 22, 2000
5/5 65% East/West (2000) Quote not available.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
4/5 100% Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr. (1999) a valuable addition to the cultural landscape‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
3.5/5 16% Whatever It Takes (2000) Quote not available.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
3.5/5 16% Beautiful (2000) Disappointingly short on substance.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
4/5 93% Long Night's Journey into Day (2000) Like the reconciliation process itself, it is both painful and rewarding to see.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/5 34% Woman on Top (2000) What really seems to be missing here is the maturity to create continuity within the fantasy -- something even Saturday cartoons try to do.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
1/5 50% The Fantasticks (1995) Quote not available.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
3/5 93% Paragraph 175 (2000) The salvation of this picture is the humanity it contains.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
3/5 45% Committed (2000) Quote not available.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
3/5 87% Liberty Heights (1999) Overall this movie just doesn't live up to its aims.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
4.5/5 53% Psycho Beach Party (2000) Not since Rocky Horror has the film world produced such a vibrant farce of teen angst, violence, and sexual deviance.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
5/5 45% Holy Smoke (2000) I suspect much of Grier's work on this film is cluttering the cutting room floor, and her character is just never realized. Outside of this one shortcoming, Holy Smoke is a masterpiece.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
4/5 43% The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000) A strong, memorable film, filled with rich dialogue and vital camera work.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
4/5 85% Billy Elliot (2000) A funny, charming movie. The cast is loveable and believable.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
4.5/5 55% Cyberworld (2000) Quote not available.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/5 22% Lucky Numbers (2000) Russ Richards and Crystal Latroy are so primally empty that they never become interesting.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000
4/5 22% Little Nicky (2000) A very stupid movie. And that's just the way we like it.‐ Filmcritic.com
Read More | Posted Jan 1, 2000