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Sal Cinquemani

Sal Cinquemani
Sal Cinquemani's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Slant Magazine

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
3/4 56% Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? (2016) Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? miraculously doesn't buckle under the self-serious weight of its myriad references. ‐ Slant Magazine
Posted Jun 17, 2016
2.5/4 73% Rubble Kings (2015) It fails to go deep enough, suggesting an appetizer offered as an opening to an ultimately unserved meal. ‐ Slant Magazine
Posted Jun 15, 2015
2/4 No Score Yet Thank You, Mr. President: Helen Thomas at the White House (2008) There's nothing provocative about a documentary that, unlike its subject, refuses to ask tough questions or dig below the surface. ‐ Slant Magazine
Posted May 21, 2015
3.5/4 No Score Yet Last Days of Left Eye (2007) Last Days of Left Eye illuminates much more than just the final days of Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes's life. ‐ Slant Magazine
Posted May 21, 2015
2/4 88% I.O.U.S.A. (2008) It's too bad Creadon breezes through potential solutions to the problem and ends his film with what basically amounts to a Rock the Vote ad. ‐ Slant Magazine
Posted Aug 20, 2008
3/4 74% Kurt Cobain: About a Son (2007) AJ Schnack's Kurt Cobain: About a Son is as gripping and revealing as Gus Van Sant's Last Days was hollow and pointless. ‐ Slant Magazine
Posted Mar 1, 2008
2.5/4 25% Along Came Polly (2004) Not since that famous tussle with Cameron Diaz's dog in There's Something About Mary has Stiller connected so agreeably with a costar. ‐ Slant Magazine
Posted Jan 12, 2004
2/4 40% Anything Else (2003) Anything Else simply dresses its young stars up like over-the-hill geeks and stuffs their mouths with ten-dollar words. ‐ Slant Magazine
Posted Sep 15, 2003
3/4 81% Thirteen (2003) And just as it did with Kids, the media will (and already has) trumpet warnings from the mountaintops that the film should be taken as a wake-up call to parents. ‐ Slant Magazine
Posted Sep 5, 2003
97% Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) The film provides both slap-stick humor for kids and clever satire and social commentary for adults. ‐ Slant Magazine
Posted Mar 16, 2003
2/4 38% Sweet Home Alabama (2002) It's no surprise that Reese Witherspoon's headlong jump into romantic comedy doesn't live up to classic or modern date movie standards. ‐ Slant Magazine
Posted Sep 25, 2002
28% Life or Something Like It (2002) Jolie carries the weight of an oft-predictable plot on her fuscia Dolce & Gabanna heels. ‐ Slant Magazine
Posted Apr 24, 2002
26% The Sweetest Thing (2002) Christina and Courtney's antics are straight out of "Three's Company," only Chrissy is not as dumb and Janet is a whore. ‐ Slant Magazine
Posted Apr 10, 2002
72% Romeo + Juliet (1996) Purists may scoff, but the film is faithful to the Bard and its makers are thoroughly cognizant of the famous story's layers. ‐ Slant Magazine
Posted Mar 29, 2002
85% Safe (1995) Todd Haynes' enviro-disease masterpiece Safe might just be the most terrifying film of the last decade. ‐ Slant Magazine
Posted Feb 22, 2002