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Sal Cinquemani

Sal Cinquemani
Sal Cinquemani's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Slant Magazine

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
3/4 56%

Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? (2016)

"Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? miraculously doesn't buckle under the self-serious weight of its myriad references." ‐Slant Magazine
Posted Jun 17, 2016
2.5/4 73%

Rubble Kings (2015)

"It fails to go deep enough, suggesting an appetizer offered as an opening to an ultimately unserved meal." ‐Slant Magazine
Posted Jun 15, 2015
2/4 No Score Yet

Thank You, Mr. President: Helen Thomas at the White House (2008)

"There's nothing provocative about a documentary that, unlike its subject, refuses to ask tough questions or dig below the surface." ‐Slant Magazine
Posted May 21, 2015
3.5/4 No Score Yet

Last Days of Left Eye (2007)

"Last Days of Left Eye illuminates much more than just the final days of Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes's life." ‐Slant Magazine
Posted May 21, 2015
2/4 88%

I.O.U.S.A. (2008)

"It's too bad Creadon breezes through potential solutions to the problem and ends his film with what basically amounts to a Rock the Vote ad." ‐Slant Magazine
Posted Aug 20, 2008
3/4 74%

Kurt Cobain: About a Son (2007)

"AJ Schnack's Kurt Cobain: About a Son is as gripping and revealing as Gus Van Sant's Last Days was hollow and pointless." ‐Slant Magazine
Posted Mar 1, 2008
2.5/4 25%

Along Came Polly (2004)

"Not since that famous tussle with Cameron Diaz's dog in There's Something About Mary has Stiller connected so agreeably with a costar." ‐Slant Magazine
Posted Jan 12, 2004
2/4 40%

Anything Else (2003)

"Anything Else simply dresses its young stars up like over-the-hill geeks and stuffs their mouths with ten-dollar words." ‐Slant Magazine
Posted Sep 15, 2003
3/4 81%

Thirteen (2003)

"And just as it did with Kids, the media will (and already has) trumpet warnings from the mountaintops that the film should be taken as a wake-up call to parents." ‐Slant Magazine
Posted Sep 5, 2003

Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

"The film provides both slap-stick humor for kids and clever satire and social commentary for adults." ‐Slant Magazine
Posted Mar 16, 2003
2/4 38%

Sweet Home Alabama (2002)

"It's no surprise that Reese Witherspoon's headlong jump into romantic comedy doesn't live up to classic or modern date movie standards." ‐Slant Magazine
Posted Sep 25, 2002

Life or Something Like It (2002)

"Jolie carries the weight of an oft-predictable plot on her fuscia Dolce & Gabanna heels." ‐Slant Magazine
Posted Apr 24, 2002

The Sweetest Thing (2002)

"Christina and Courtney's antics are straight out of "Three's Company," only Chrissy is not as dumb and Janet is a whore." ‐Slant Magazine
Posted Apr 10, 2002

Romeo + Juliet (1996)

"Purists may scoff, but the film is faithful to the Bard and its makers are thoroughly cognizant of the famous story's layers." ‐Slant Magazine
Posted Mar 29, 2002

Safe (1995)

"Todd Haynes' enviro-disease masterpiece Safe might just be the most terrifying film of the last decade." ‐Slant Magazine
Posted Feb 22, 2002
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