Sean Conover

Sean Conover

Agrees with the Tomatometer 68% of the time.

Sean Conover's reviews do not count toward the Tomatometer. This is not a Tomatometer-approved critic, and this critic's reviews are not published on a Tomatometer-approved publication.

Movie Reviews Only

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
B+ 77%

Team America: World Police (2004)

"Team America is funny as [heck] (this review has been edited for profanity by the MPAA, all involving puppets)." ‐
Posted Oct 12, 2004
C+ 40%

Ladder 49 (2004)

"Cubicle 49 about the life of an accountant would have been quite a bit less interesting, but put it in the middle of a firehouse and Ladder 49 is what you'd get." ‐
Posted Sep 28, 2004
B 31%

The Forgotten (2004)

"...enjoyable, in an X-Files sort-of-way." ‐
Posted Sep 22, 2004
A 86%

Garden State (2004)

"...the most enjoyable film of the year." ‐
Posted Sep 17, 2004
B- 18%

Paparazzi (2004)

"The guys that write all of those "Dummies" books could utilize Wicker Park as the basis for "Stalking for Dummies."" ‐
Posted Sep 3, 2004
B- 64%

13 Going on 30 (2004)

"Not a must-see, but not a bad choice when picking up some movies at the video store for the weekend." ‐
Posted Aug 29, 2004
A 95%

Hero (2004)

"Hero is, by far, the most beautiful movie I have ever seen." ‐
Posted Aug 29, 2004
B 14%

Without a Paddle (2004)

"There are moments that [Without a Paddle] starts veering down a trail of mediocrity that could derail the film, but thankfully it catches itself before it does." ‐
Posted Aug 17, 2004
C- 5%

Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Movie (2004)

"[Yu-Gi-Oh!] may appeal to fans of the game, but for a newcomer, this movie is not worth the time." ‐
Posted Aug 17, 2004
B+ 72%

Open Water (2004)

"While the Blair Witch Project convinced me never to go camping again, Open Water has done the same for swimming in the ocean: never again." ‐
Posted Aug 17, 2004
A- 25%

The Princess Diaries 2 - Royal Engagement (2004)

"Sweet, romantic and funny, this is the perfect romantic tale for young (and young-at-heart) Princesses everywhere." ‐
Posted Aug 5, 2004
A- 86%

Collateral (2004)

"...a methodical time bomb, visually mind-blowing and thrilling down to the last few ticks." ‐
Posted Aug 5, 2004
B+ 43%

The Village (2004)

"The Village is a very, very enjoyable movie and well worth the price of admission, but the major twist and the film's ending are a tad anticlimactic." ‐
Posted Jul 30, 2004
C+ 66%

Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)

"Mildly funny, and sometimes painfully not, Anchorman has it's moments, but not enough of them." ‐
Posted Jul 6, 2004
C+ 31%

King Arthur (2004)

"Plenty of substance and style, but lacking in story and charisma, "King Arthur" fails to present an enjoyable tale." ‐
Posted Jun 29, 2004
A 93%

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

"[Spider-Man 2] blows its predecessor out of the water." ‐
Posted Jun 24, 2004
B+ 52%

The Notebook (2004)

"It is what it sets out to be, which is a pure and simple romance." ‐
Posted Jun 24, 2004
C+ 29%

The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)

"[Vin Diesel's] one-liners and bespectacled-dome aren't enough to save a rather weak and cliched plot" ‐
Posted Jun 9, 2004
B+ 61%

Saved! (2004)

"Making fun of religion can be a tricky process...but Saved! hits it right in the funny bone." ‐
Posted Jun 9, 2004
B- 15%

Garfield - The Movie (2004)

"Where the film fails (in more ways than one), [Bill] Murray makes up for it with snappy wit and above-average one-liners that will keep kids laughing and adults smiling." ‐
Posted Jun 7, 2004
D 45%

The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

"On a grand scale, the film tries to overachieve, and falls flat." ‐
Posted May 31, 2004
A- 91%

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

"As Cuarón takes over the helm, it's time to grow up and get gritty." ‐
Posted May 28, 2004
A 88%

Shrek 2 (2004)

"Shrek 2 is as good, if not better, than the original." ‐
Posted May 14, 2004
C 54%

Troy (2004)

"Falls in between being a great epic and a star-studded Clash of the Grecians." ‐
Posted May 13, 2004
C 12%

Catch That Kid (2004)

"The story, if actually geared towards adults, might not have been half bad." ‐
Posted Feb 5, 2004
A- 80%

Miracle (2004)

"The action on the ice is kept cold and hard, and you feel every bone-rattling check into the boards." ‐
Posted Feb 5, 2004
C+ 12%

Against the Ropes (2004)

"[Jackie] Kellen is..reduced to an attractive woman with brains, getting a break with a talented boxer and running with it." ‐
Posted Jan 29, 2004
B- 25%

Along Came Polly (2004)

"The glue that keeps this film from veering into the not-very-humorous and schmaltzy romance category is ... Phillip Seymour Hoffman." ‐
Posted Jan 15, 2004
A 77%

The Cooler (2003)

"An excellent display of 'less is more.'" ‐
Posted Jan 15, 2004
A- 77%

Peter Pan (2003)

"One of the most amazingly beautiful renderings of the beloved classic that could possibly even rival Disney's masterpiece." ‐
Posted Dec 16, 2003
A- 66%

The Last Samurai (2003)

"The Last Samurai is an amazing film filled with beauty, action, and most importantly of all, honor and integrity." ‐
Posted Dec 3, 2003
C 85%

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)

"With all of the drama, battle scenes, and terrific acting, in the end we're left with a two hours of a rather dull story." ‐
Posted Nov 4, 2003
B 36%

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

"[The Wachowski Brothers] stayed (for the most part) true to their vision of the premise and completed a visionary masterpiece as a whole. " ‐
Posted Nov 4, 2003
B+ 63%

Love Actually (2003)

"Love Actually is a winner because it doesn't declare any victors, only players who are still trying to interpret the playbook." ‐
Posted Oct 31, 2003
C 38%

Brother Bear (2003)

"It's as if Disney took a half step backwards in story, animation, and, most particularly, song." ‐
Posted Oct 29, 2003
B- 75%

Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

"As is common in most the Coen's films, the films characteristics are grossly overplayed to maximize silliness." ‐
Posted Oct 8, 2003
C+ 44%

Good Boy! (2003)

"The humor is there in parts, but it never comes together to form a cohesive, fully enjoyable film." ‐
Posted Oct 4, 2003
A- 72%

Runaway Jury (2003)

"Runaway Jury is one of the best courtroom dramas to hit the big screen in many years, and may just be Grisham's best to make the transformation." ‐
Posted Oct 3, 2003
B+ 92%

School of Rock (2003)

""The School of Rock" is worth the tuition." ‐
Posted Oct 3, 2003
B- 31%

Underworld (2003)

"In typical Hollywood fashion, if you can look past a few inconsistencies, the movie as a whole will be o.k." ‐
Posted Sep 21, 2003
B 59%

Secondhand Lions (2003)

"A great story for children and their parents to enjoy together." ‐
Posted Sep 18, 2003
B+ 82%

Matchstick Men (2003)

"Nicholas Cage, Sam Rockwell, and Alison Lohman form a perfect con-trifecta." ‐
Posted Sep 9, 2003
B- 23%

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)

"It doesn't push too far at making fun, and is lighthearted enough without becoming schmaltzy." ‐
Posted Sep 9, 2003
B 42%

The Fighting Temptations (2003)

"I was ready to start dancing in the aisle!" ‐
Posted Sep 5, 2003
D+ 23%

Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003)

"To be fair, there are a few funny one-liners, and some interesting scenes with flares, but it's nothing scary ... or creepy ... or even mildly entertaining." ‐
Posted Aug 27, 2003
B- 23%

Bad Boys II (2003)

"...if you go in to the theater expecting nothing more than over-the-top explosions, expletives, and excitement, then you'll get what you pay for." ‐
Posted Jul 15, 2003
C- 17%

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)

"The film goes downhill quickly from the start, and ends up a convoluted mess of extravagance and special effects" ‐
Posted Jul 10, 2003
A- 79%

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

" immensely fun and enjoyable ride of a movie..." ‐
Posted Jul 7, 2003
B- 46%

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)

"Where the backgrounds make Sinbad brilliant to watch, the characters that are placed in front of these pieces of art are totally lackluster." ‐
Posted Jun 18, 2003
B+ 11%

Alex & Emma (2003)

"Alex & Emma will hook you until the very end, and may just become this summer's sleeper hit." ‐
Posted Jun 17, 2003
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