Sean Conover

Sean Conover
Sean Conover's reviews do not count toward the Tomatometer. This is not a Tomatometer-approved critic, and this critic's reviews are not published on a Tomatometer-approved publication.
Favorites:
Glory, Better Off Dead, The Matrix
Publications: Trades, JaxMovies.com
Location: Jacksonville, Florida

movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year Review
B+ 77% Team America: World Police (2004) Team America is funny as [heck] (this review has been edited for profanity by the MPAA, all involving puppets). - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 12, 2004
C+ 41% Ladder 49 (2004) Cubicle 49 about the life of an accountant would have been quite a bit less interesting, but put it in the middle of a firehouse and Ladder 49 is what you'd get. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 28, 2004
B 32% The Forgotten (2004) ...enjoyable, in an X-Files sort-of-way. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 22, 2004
A 86% Garden State (2004) ...the most enjoyable film of the year. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 17, 2004
B- 17% Paparazzi (2004) The guys that write all of those "Dummies" books could utilize Wicker Park as the basis for "Stalking for Dummies." - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 3, 2004
B- 64% 13 Going on 30 (2004) Not a must-see, but not a bad choice when picking up some movies at the video store for the weekend. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 29, 2004
A 95% Hero (2004) Hero is, by far, the most beautiful movie I have ever seen. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 29, 2004
B 14% Without a Paddle (2004) There are moments that [Without a Paddle] starts veering down a trail of mediocrity that could derail the film, but thankfully it catches itself before it does. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 17, 2004
C- 5% Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Movie (2004) [Yu-Gi-Oh!] may appeal to fans of the game, but for a newcomer, this movie is not worth the time. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 17, 2004
B+ 71% Open Water (2004) While the Blair Witch Project convinced me never to go camping again, Open Water has done the same for swimming in the ocean: never again. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 17, 2004
A- 25% The Princess Diaries 2 - Royal Engagement (2004) Sweet, romantic and funny, this is the perfect romantic tale for young (and young-at-heart) Princesses everywhere. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 5, 2004
A- 86% Collateral (2004) ...a methodical time bomb, visually mind-blowing and thrilling down to the last few ticks. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 5, 2004
B+ 44% The Village (2004) The Village is a very, very enjoyable movie and well worth the price of admission, but the major twist and the film's ending are a tad anticlimactic. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 30, 2004
C+ 66% Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) Mildly funny, and sometimes painfully not, Anchorman has it's moments, but not enough of them. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 6, 2004
C+ 31% King Arthur (2004) Plenty of substance and style, but lacking in story and charisma, "King Arthur" fails to present an enjoyable tale. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2004
A 93% Spider-Man 2 (2004) [Spider-Man 2] blows its predecessor out of the water. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 24, 2004
B+ 53% The Notebook (2004) It is what it sets out to be, which is a pure and simple romance. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 24, 2004
C+ 29% The Chronicles of Riddick (2004) [Vin Diesel's] one-liners and bespectacled-dome aren't enough to save a rather weak and cliched plot - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 9, 2004
B+ 60% Saved! (2004) Making fun of religion can be a tricky process...but Saved! hits it right in the funny bone. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 9, 2004
B- 15% Garfield - The Movie (2004) Where the film fails (in more ways than one), [Bill] Murray makes up for it with snappy wit and above-average one-liners that will keep kids laughing and adults smiling. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 7, 2004
D 44% The Day After Tomorrow (2004) On a grand scale, the film tries to overachieve, and falls flat. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 31, 2004
A- 90% Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) As Cuarón takes over the helm, it's time to grow up and get gritty. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 28, 2004
A 89% Shrek 2 (2004) Shrek 2 is as good, if not better, than the original. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 14, 2004
C 54% Troy (2004) Falls in between being a great epic and a star-studded Clash of the Grecians. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 13, 2004
C 12% Catch That Kid (2004) The story, if actually geared towards adults, might not have been half bad. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 5, 2004
A- 80% Miracle (2004) The action on the ice is kept cold and hard, and you feel every bone-rattling check into the boards. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 5, 2004
C+ 12% Against the Ropes (2004) [Jackie] Kellen is..reduced to an attractive woman with brains, getting a break with a talented boxer and running with it. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2004
B- 26% Along Came Polly (2004) The glue that keeps this film from veering into the not-very-humorous and schmaltzy romance category is ... Phillip Seymour Hoffman. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 15, 2004
A 77% The Cooler (2003) An excellent display of 'less is more.' - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 15, 2004
A- 77% Peter Pan (2003) One of the most amazingly beautiful renderings of the beloved classic that could possibly even rival Disney's masterpiece. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 16, 2003
A- 66% The Last Samurai (2003) The Last Samurai is an amazing film filled with beauty, action, and most importantly of all, honor and integrity. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 3, 2003
C 85% Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) With all of the drama, battle scenes, and terrific acting, in the end we're left with a two hours of a rather dull story. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 4, 2003
B 36% The Matrix Revolutions (2003) [The Wachowski Brothers] stayed (for the most part) true to their vision of the premise and completed a visionary masterpiece as a whole. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 4, 2003
B+ 63% Love Actually (2003) Love Actually is a winner because it doesn't declare any victors, only players who are still trying to interpret the playbook. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 31, 2003
C 38% Brother Bear (2003) It's as if Disney took a half step backwards in story, animation, and, most particularly, song. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 29, 2003
B- 75% Intolerable Cruelty (2003) As is common in most the Coen's films, the films characteristics are grossly overplayed to maximize silliness. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 8, 2003
C+ 44% Good Boy! (2003) The humor is there in parts, but it never comes together to form a cohesive, fully enjoyable film. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 4, 2003
A- 73% Runaway Jury (2003) Runaway Jury is one of the best courtroom dramas to hit the big screen in many years, and may just be Grisham's best to make the transformation. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 3, 2003
B+ 91% School of Rock (2003) "The School of Rock" is worth the tuition. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 3, 2003
B- 31% Underworld (2003) In typical Hollywood fashion, if you can look past a few inconsistencies, the movie as a whole will be o.k. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 21, 2003
B 59% Secondhand Lions (2003) A great story for children and their parents to enjoy together. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 18, 2003
B+ 82% Matchstick Men (2003) Nicholas Cage, Sam Rockwell, and Alison Lohman form a perfect con-trifecta. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 9, 2003
B- 23% Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003) It doesn't push too far at making fun, and is lighthearted enough without becoming schmaltzy. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 9, 2003
B 43% The Fighting Temptations (2003) I was ready to start dancing in the aisle! - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 5, 2003
D+ 23% Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) To be fair, there are a few funny one-liners, and some interesting scenes with flares, but it's nothing scary ... or creepy ... or even mildly entertaining. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 27, 2003
B- 22% Bad Boys II (2003) ...if you go in to the theater expecting nothing more than over-the-top explosions, expletives, and excitement, then you'll get what you pay for. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 16, 2003
C- 17% The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) The film goes downhill quickly from the start, and ends up a convoluted mess of extravagance and special effects - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 10, 2003
A- 79% Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) ...an immensely fun and enjoyable ride of a movie... - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 8, 2003
B- 45% Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003) Where the backgrounds make Sinbad brilliant to watch, the characters that are placed in front of these pieces of art are totally lackluster. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 19, 2003
B+ 11% Alex & Emma (2003) Alex & Emma will hook you until the very end, and may just become this summer's sleeper hit. - JaxMovies.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 17, 2003