Steve Biodrowski

Steve Biodrowski
"The man's a genius! The man's a genius!"

Agrees with the Tomatometer 76% of the time.

Steve Biodrowski's reviews (from any publication) always count toward the Tomatometer because this critic is a Tomatometer-approved critic.

Movie Reviews Only

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
3/5 85%

Godzilla Resurgence (Shin Godzilla) (2016)

"Godzilla roars back to life in this new Toho Production, but the filmmakers' attempts to teach the old monster some new tricks only partially succeed." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Oct 12, 2016
2/5 No Score Yet

La Herencia Valdemar (2010)

"Viewers eager to enjoy terrors dressed in the accoutrements of Gothic horror may have a good time, though slow pacing and a misguided ending undermine the effectiveness." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Mar 17, 2016
1/5 No Score Yet

Tomie: Unlimited (2011)

"If you enjoy cinematic outrageousness for its own sake, you may have a good time with Tomie: Unlimited; unfortunately, the film's real strength is buried beneath the special effects." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Mar 15, 2016
2/5 No Score Yet

Muoi: The Legend Of A Portrait (2007)

"More technically proficient than inspired, this elegantly crafted Korean horror film is a beautiful pastiche that exploits the power of familiar genre elements but does not equal the masterworks it emulates." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Mar 8, 2016
3/5 No Score Yet

Borei kaibyo yashiki, (Black Cat Mansion) (2006)

"...a fine example of well-executed genre material, handled with serious intent and dedicated craftsmanship." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Mar 4, 2016
3/5 99%

Shaun the Sheep Movie (2015)

"...after a wobbly first act, the narrative hits its stride and runs smoothly to a successful finish, delivering delightful entertainment on the way." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Mar 3, 2016
3/5 No Score Yet

Tetsuo: The Bullet Man (2009)

"The results should please fans eager for another helping of science-fiction body horror, but despite the addition of an American lead and English dialogue, there is little to draw in first-time viewers..." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Mar 3, 2016
2/5 83%

Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead (Død snø 2) (2014)

"Dead Snow 2: Red vs Dead is a film that wants to make you like it, but succeeds only in making you wish you liked it more." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Dec 30, 2015
0/5 0%

Zombies Lake (1980)

"Zombie Lake holds a distinctive position in the annals of execrable movie trash ... Is this enough to transform Zombie Lake from merely bad to so-bad-it's-good? No, but it is so bad that it must be seen to be believed. " ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Dec 29, 2015
1/5 No Score Yet

Il Trono di fuoco (The Bloody Judge) (1970)

"Franco's usual cinematic shortcoming are elevated to the level of garden-variety incompetence." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Dec 10, 2015
2/5 No Score Yet

Circus of Fear (1966)

"Taken on its own terms, the film is a passable time-waster, though just barely." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Dec 9, 2015
1/5 55%

Lisa And The Devil (Lisa e il diavolo) (The Devil in the House of Exorcism) (1973)

"This rating is for the alternate version of the film, THE HOUSE OR EXORCISM - an abomination that ruins the wonderful original by adding irrelevant exorcism scenes." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Dec 7, 2015
1/5 82%

Tôkyô Zankoku Keisatsu (Tokyo Gore Police) (2008)

"If you are expecting an exciting, tongue-in-cheek thrill ride with gallons of ridiculous gore, you are one-fourth right." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Aug 26, 2015
1/5 No Score Yet

Gothic & Lolita Psycho (Gosurori shokeinin) (2010)

"Blood, watery though it may be, is nonetheless much, much thicker than plot." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Aug 25, 2015
3/5 93%

Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation (2015)

"I did find Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation reasonably diverting, and the ending even managed to build up a fair share of tension (though why I should have doubted that Cruise's awesomeness would prevail, I don't know)." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Aug 18, 2015
4/5 71%

Jurassic World (2015)

"After two miserable sequels, the world had no reason to expect anything good from another Jurassic Park movie...yet, in spite of every ill omen, Jurassic World turns out to be the most enjoyable blockbuster in recent memory." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Aug 7, 2015
3/5 48%

San Andreas (2015)

"Propelled by a continuing series of quakes spread out over the entire state, San Andreas is all forward momentum and non-stop action, but with enough narrative focus to avoid letting the calamity totally engulf the picture." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jul 31, 2015
2/5 98%

Inside Out (2015)

"Looks good only in comparison to its disappinting predecessors." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jul 30, 2015
4/5 47%

Dark Was The Night (2015)

"Yes, this is a horror movie - and a good one - but its tension does not derive primarily from the mechanics of suspense... Dark Was The Night wants to make you feel its character's pain." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jul 29, 2015
2/5 44%

Life After Beth (2014)

"Like its titular zombie, this film makes a good first impression, but before long you can tell the neurons are not quite firing correctly." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Aug 20, 2014
3/5 No Score Yet

Black Torment (1965)

"If you are a fan of classic British horror, and you are looking for something in the same line as Hammer Films (if not as good), then THE BLACK TORMENT is worth checking out." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Aug 1, 2014
2/5 20%

Devil Doll (1964)

"Although deliberately created to replicate the dummy episode from DEAD OF NIGHT, this black-and-white English production works tolerably well as a crude rip-off, thanks to a creepy dummy and creepier performance from Haliday as The Great Vorelli." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jul 26, 2014
3/5 75%

H.G. Wells' First Men in the Moon (1964)

"Despite its flaws, FIRST MEN IN THE MOON remains a charming entertainment that stirs our Sense of Wonder with its fantastic imagery..." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jul 25, 2014
4/5 96%

The LEGO Movie (2014)

"Everything is awesome! Well, not quite everything - but more than enough to make THE LEGO MOVIE the biggest and best surprise this year. " ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jun 30, 2014
2/5 No Score Yet

The Living Skeleton (1969)

"This early example of a Japanese kaidan (ghost story) with a contemporary setting begins strong but gradually devolves into stupidity, as the scenario figuratively rips itself to shreds with a series of increasingly ridiculous plot twists. " ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jun 30, 2014
2/5 40%

Incubo sulla città contaminata (Nightmare City) (Invasion by the Atomic Zombies) (1980)

"This profound subversion of our critical and aesthetic assumptions confronts us - like a logical paradox that seems both true and false - with a film that seems both awful and entertaining." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jun 24, 2014
1/5 92%

How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)

"Unable to settle on any one story idea in particular, writer-director Dean DeBlois throws in three or four, which intersect at odd moments, like cars at a busy intersection, refusing to give the right of way, so that no one ends up going anywhere fast. " ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jun 19, 2014
3 91%

Live Die Repeat: Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

"The financial failure of EDGE OF TOMORROW represents the greatest inverse relationship between quality and ticket sales since TWILIGHT sent breathless teen girls storming into theatres." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jun 19, 2014
3/5 No Score Yet

Samson Vs. The Vampire Women (Santo Vs. Las Mujeres Vampiro) (2002)

"Half masked wrestler movie, half vampire movie, this Mexican import is such a jumble of conflicting elements that the absurdity becomes quite entertaining. " ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jun 13, 2014
1/5 50%

Maleficent (2014)

"The goofiest filmed version of classic literature since THE SCARLET LETTER was "freely adapted" from Nathaniel Hawthorne in 1995" ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jun 7, 2014
3/5 91%

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

"The most astoundingly okay movie so far this year - which is apparently all it takes to earn high praise these days." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted May 31, 2014
4/5 74%

Godzilla (2014)

"... invests its titular character with a Sense of Wonder that outweighs his mere bulk, lingering in the mind after that last building has toppled and the last roar has faded from the soundtrack." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted May 17, 2014
0/5 13%

Vampire Academy (2014)

"Makes TWILIGHT look good - something I never thought I would say about any movie ever - now please excuse me while I go wash my mouth out with soap." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Feb 8, 2014
2/5 39%

Here Comes the Devil (2013)

"Fuses the grindhouse with the arthouse into an interesting but unsatisfying hybrid." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jan 30, 2014
1/5 14%

Dracula 3D (2013)

"...the film should be retitled "Dario Argento's Whatever Popped into My Head."" ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jan 29, 2014
1/5 3%

I, Frankenstein (2014)

"Like watching someone else play a bad videogame." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jan 25, 2014
3/5 89%

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)

"Thought it never truly catches fire, this two-and-a-half-hour sequel includes enough virtues to fill an entertaining ninety minutes." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Nov 24, 2013
2/5 66%

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

"At least the Thor-Loki narrative thread is worth unwinding. Too bad it's twisted up with all the overblown blockbuster nonsense." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Nov 8, 2013
2/5 48%

Carrie (2013)

"...almost a textbook case study in the pitfalls of remakes." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Oct 21, 2013
1/5 39%

Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013)

"INSIDIOUS: CHAPTER 2 feels like a guided tour through a haunted house you have visited once too often: the scares come too seldom, and the guide keeps boring you with background details you don't really need to know." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Sep 13, 2013
2/5 89%

The World's End (2013)

"Far from the crowning conclusion, the third serving of the Cornetto Trilogy melts slowly for 109 minutes, resolving into a gooey, sticky mess." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Aug 23, 2013
1/5 12%

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013)

"To watch this film is to gain a new level of identification with HAL 9000: as MORTAL INSTRUMENTS unspools before your eyes, you can feel your mind going...going...gone - until you find yourself humming a verse of "Daisy Bell."" ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Aug 22, 2013
3/5 78%

Monsters University (2013)

"It's a great message for children and a poignant reminder for adults: everyone has something to offer; the "cool" kids aren't always cool; and sometimes the underdog has his day." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jun 22, 2013
2/5 67%

World War Z (2013)

"The familiar zombie routine has never been realized on such an epic scale, but that is the film's only claim to novelty." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jun 20, 2013
3/5 57%

Hatchet III (2013)

"HATCHET III is almost as much gleefully gory fun as the original - a comedy-horror hybrid that elicits screams of laughter and disgust in equal measure..." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jun 20, 2013
3/5 70%

V/H/S/2 (2013)

"Hardcore horror junkies will get their fix; non-addicts will enjoy a hit or two but lament not getting a sustained high." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jun 19, 2013
3/5 55%

V/H/S (2012)

"Consistently intense but inconsistently satisfying ... in its attempt to pack relentlessly downbeat horror into 20-minute packages." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jun 18, 2013
3/5 83%

This Is the End (2013)

"If you think that being trapped with a bunch of guys telling dick jokes would the equivalent of Hell on Earth - well, according to THIS IS THE END, you are more right than you think." ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jun 14, 2013
3/5 55%

Man of Steel (2013)

"Nolan, Snyder, Goyer, and company ground the Man of Steel in reality. But when something is grounded, can you expect it to soar?" ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jun 13, 2013
3/5 37%

The Purge (2013)

"By reconfiguring its old formula, Blumhouse Productions has crafted its best film in years, erasing memories of the terminally declining PARANORMAL ACTIVITY sequels and spin-offs. " ‐ Cinefantastique
Posted Jun 6, 2013
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