Steven Lloyd Wilson

Steven Lloyd Wilson
Steven Lloyd Wilson's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Pajiba
Publications: Pajiba

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T-Meter Title | Year
33% America: The Motion Picture (2021) America: The Motion Picture is the worst movie I've watched this year. - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 7, 2021
53% The Tomorrow War (2021) That odd obsessive harping on its own inconsistencies convinces me that at some point in the process this script was way better than what actually made it onto the screen. - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 7, 2021
88% Oxygen (2021) It's a film that succeeds at being more than the sum of its parts by intertwining a story of life finding a way with whispers of a ship of Theseus. - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted May 28, 2021
77% Stowaway (2021) I mean was Jigsaw running Mission Control? - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 29, 2021
3% Cosmic Sin (2021) I honestly urge you to light six dollars on fire rather than spend it on streaming this movie. - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 16, 2021
37% Outside the Wire (2021) As an actual professor of Eastern European politics, I literally have no idea what parts of the movie are honest ignorance versus ironic ignorance. - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 28, 2021
40% Useless Humans (2020) It feels less like a small independent movie and more like something cobbled together at the last minute for a student film project. - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 18, 2020
88% Freaks (2019) Freaks, as I've told you repeatedly, is a very good sci-fi movie. - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 5, 2020
14% Dolittle (2020) This movie is an abominable black hole of creativity and talent that should never have been made. - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2020
47% Underwater (2020) Next time I hope Cthulhu wins. - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 14, 2020
60% The Current War: Director's Cut (2019) The movie has no idea what it wants to be. - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 28, 2019
26% Gemini Man (2019) Just go rewatch the Coors Light twins commercial if you need a clone fix. It has more depth and pathos than this mess. - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 13, 2019
84% Downton Abbey (2019) The movie continues the show's inexplicable ability to be charmingly idiotically entertaining despite the writing, the plot, the setting, the anachronisms, and literally everything about it except for the acting. - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 24, 2019
42% Stuber (2019) Stuber is a stubendously stubid movie. - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 13, 2019
65% Annabelle Comes Home (2019) Characters who don't make choices, who don't evolve over the course of a story, are just background props. They might as well just be dolls in glass cases. - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 30, 2019
43% The Prodigy (2019) I'm not sure how 90 minutes can seem like six hours, but this film accomplished that feat - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 12, 2019
39% The Girl in the Spider's Web (2018) The Girl in the Spider's Web is a tedious, pointless movie that serves no purpose beyond cynically trying to squeeze another few dollars out of the Girl With Too Many Spinoffs franchise. - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 13, 2018
37% Hunter Killer (2018) This is a world in which time and space have no meaning. - Pajiba EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 30, 2018