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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
3.5/5 15% Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009) Absolutely glorious! Eighty-six fast-paced minutes of bad b-monster movie bonanza with a campy glee that will bring a smile to the face of many. ‐ Dread Central
Posted May 14, 2009
1/5 No Score Yet Vacancy 2: The First Cut (2009) Vacancy 2: The Final Cut is cheap, pointless, boring, and not scary in the slightest. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Nov 25, 2008
2.5/5 3% The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008) Oh my god, The Haunting of Molly Hartley is so lame. So stunningly lame! So astoundingly lame! So impossibly lame! So gloriously lame that I almost want to recommend it. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Oct 31, 2008
1/5 0% House (2008) The only spiritual enlightenment I achieved was thinking "Thank God that's over" when the closing credits began to roll. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Oct 26, 2008
1.5/5 No Score Yet Alone in the Dark II (2008) Blink and miss Alone in the Dark II ... There's really nothing to see here. It doesn't even have the epic train wreck quality of Boll's original. It's just a plain ol' bad movie. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Oct 21, 2008
1/5 0% One Missed Call (2008) This is one call you should definitely miss. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jan 4, 2008
1.5/5 14% Skinwalkers (2007) Skinwalkers is quite possibly the dumbest movie of the year that wasn't meant to be a dumb comedy to begin with. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Aug 11, 2007
0/5 No Score Yet Mummy Maniac (2007) The worst movie I've ever reviewed for Dread Central! Yes, I'd even rather sit through Not Dead Enough and Curse of Halloween again than watch Mummy Maniac ever again. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jun 30, 2007
3.5/5 No Score Yet Wrestlemaniac (2008) It's not a perfect movie and it won't set the horror world on fire; just bloody slammin' fun. Wrestlemaniac is the stuff cult classics are made of. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jun 11, 2007
2.5/5 No Score Yet Big Bad Wolf (2006) Big Bad Wolf huffs and puffs but it failed to blow my house down. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jun 2, 2007
1/5 No Score Yet Blood Mask (2006) It doesn't matter if a movie costs 300 million or only 300 dollars; good is good and bad is bad, and Bloodmask: The Possession of Nicole Lameroux is just plain bad. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jun 2, 2007
1/5 No Score Yet Drive Thru (2007) Drive Thru left me with a bad taste in my mouth and a case of mental indigestion. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Apr 9, 2007
0/5 No Score Yet Diary of a Cannibal (2007) This movie made me want to gnaw my own eyes out. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Apr 3, 2007
1/5 8% Premonition (2007) Watching Premonition I constantly felt like closing my eyes and taking a nap, secretly hoping that I too would wake up to find it was actually a few days earlier. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Mar 17, 2007
1/5 No Score Yet Alien Invasion Arizona (2005) Yet another dull and unimaginative rerun of countless other aliens amok on earth movies we've all seen too many of. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Mar 6, 2007
3/5 No Score Yet Succubus: Hell Bent (2006) Succubus: Hell Bent is a fun little flick that breezes by even if it does occasionally feel as if it's holding back on going completely over the top ‐ Dread Central
Posted Mar 1, 2007
1.5/5 26% Ghost Rider (2007) A total misfire. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Feb 18, 2007
2/5 No Score Yet Vegas Vampires (2004) I got the sense that Vegas Vampires was made for shits and giggles and that's about all it's good for. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Feb 13, 2007
0.5/5 No Score Yet Blood Legend (2005) The longer Blood Legend went on the more I found myself asking one simple question: Why the hell am I still watching it? Damned if I know. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Feb 12, 2007
2.5/5 No Score Yet Prey (2006) Overall, there's really nothing wrong with the directing, the writing, or even the acting...The only knock against Prey is that it's a very conventional thriller that's perfectly watchable, yet never particularly engaging ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jan 25, 2007
1/5 19% Primeval (2007) ...if you only see one killer crocodile movie in theaters this year, make sure it's not Primeval. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jan 15, 2007
2.5/5 No Score Yet Serum (2006) It's too bad that just when the movie really should be kicking into high gear it begins to sputter and fall apart. It's like writer/director Steve Franke said, "To hell with the story! I'm just gonna kill everyone I spent the first half of the film introd ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jan 10, 2007
2/5 No Score Yet Mexican Werewolf In Texas (2005) Unfortunately, I found this creature feature to be as dry as the dustbowl it's set in. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jan 10, 2007
1.5/5 5% Three (2007) Thr3e basically has two modes: boring mode and stupid mode. The film is only 108 minutes long, but I swear there are periods where it felt like it might as well have been 308. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jan 6, 2007
3.5/5 No Score Yet 13 Seconds (2003) 13 Seconds is worth a look because it does have a worthwhile story with some seriously unnerving visuals and a nifty twist ending that explains the film's title. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jan 1, 2007
0.5/5 No Score Yet Greed (Axe) (1999) Horror movie, noir, action thriller, chick flick - it fails on all counts. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jan 1, 2007
0/5 No Score Yet Attack of the Virgin Mummies (2003) Even USA "Up All Night" wouldn't have wasted valuable airtime on this crap. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jan 1, 2007
3/5 No Score Yet La Invasión de las Arañas (2003) If you liked Eight Legged Freaks and you can overlook the film's cheap stop-motion effects, then Arachnia should satisfy your B-movie fix on a rainy night. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jan 1, 2007
1.5/5 No Score Yet Aquanoids (2003) Aquanoids only has two things going for it. The first is the obvious enthusiasm of the cast. The second is a gorgeous young starlet in skimpy outfits. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jan 1, 2007
2/5 No Score Yet Ancient Evil 2 - Guardian Of The Underworld (2006) Ancient Evil 2 may not be anything special but I still think it deserved a better fate than being labeled the sequel to a movie nobody gives a damn about. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jan 1, 2007
1.5/5 No Score Yet Alien 3000 (2005) Alien 3000 just isn't very entertaining outside of a few sporadic moments here and there of mostly unintentional laughter, almost always involving the not so special effects. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jan 1, 2007
0.5/5 No Score Yet Blade of the Vampire (2006) This is a vampire flick that offers precious little action, even less horror, and no atmosphere whatsoever. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jan 1, 2007
0/5 No Score Yet Curse of Halloween (2006) Curse of Halloween is an amateur film - a total backyard production - made by people that decided to make a movie without much of any resources or the understanding that movies are meant to be watched by people other than just the people that made it and ‐ Dread Central
Posted Dec 19, 2006
1.5/5 No Score Yet Revenge Of The Rats (2003) At 104 minutes in length, Revenge of the Rats is too slow, too flat, and too damn long. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Dec 14, 2006
0.5/5 No Score Yet Grim Reaper (2006) Grim Reaper went from confusing bad to boring bad to predictably bad to "Holy crap, this is retarded!" bad and then back to boring bad all over the course of 80 minutes. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Dec 10, 2006
0/5 No Score Yet Warriors of Terra (2006) Warriors of Terra is a complete failure. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Nov 12, 2006
1.5/5 No Score Yet The Retreat (Silent Scream) (2005) It starts off like a generic slasher movie condensed to about 15 minutes and then it starts over so that it can go through the motions a second time at regular speed. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Nov 12, 2006
1.5/5 No Score Yet Evil Grave: Curse of the Maya (Curse of the Maya) (2004) The last ten minutes of Evil Grave: Curse of the Maya is considerably amusing. That sense of fun was sorely missing from the majority of the film. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Oct 20, 2006
1.5/5 No Score Yet Bloodz Vs. Wolvez (2006) Bloodz vs. Wolvez is a modestly interesting bit of guerrilla filmmaking for about the first 25 minutes, after which the film literally evaporates right before your eyes. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Oct 9, 2006
1.5/5 No Score Yet Pumpkin Karver (2006) The Pumpkin Karver is the sort of movie that just made me want to throw up my hands in disgust. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Sep 18, 2006
1/5 No Score Yet Curse of Lizzie Borden (2006) The real curse of Lizzie Borden is a really bad movie that's so tedious it's enough to drive a person to commit an axe murder. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Sep 12, 2006
2.5/5 No Score Yet Night Feeders (2006) What Night Feeders lacks in budget, it makes up for with a little old fashioned creature feature fun. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Sep 4, 2006
1/5 No Score Yet Dark Fields (2006) If nothing else at least Dark Fields can lay claim to having one of the funniest continuity errors I've ever seen. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Aug 22, 2006
0.5/5 No Score Yet Voodoo Curse: The Giddeh (2006) The film's ending only serves as a stark reminder that anyone that watches Voodoo Curse: The Giddeh did indeed just waste 90-minutes of their life for nothing. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Aug 20, 2006
2/5 No Score Yet Are You Scared (2005) No, I was not scared. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Aug 17, 2006
1/5 No Score Yet Scorpius Gigantus (2006) It's so rushed, so awkward, so out of the blue that the film's tedium turns momentarily entertaining just because of the stupidity of it all. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Aug 5, 2006
0.5/5 No Score Yet 7 Mummies (2006) Forget 7 Mummies - this film is all about the 7 P's: poor, pointless, plodding, putrid, pungent, punishing, and pathetic. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jul 26, 2006
0/5 No Score Yet Mr. Jingles (2006) Before you even think about renting Mr. Jingles, just stop and think about all the things that $5 could get you. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jul 20, 2006
3.5/5 No Score Yet Perhaps a tad over hyped, but a fun time no less in spite of some third act issues. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jul 20, 2006
2/5 No Score Yet Scarred (2004) If it's a slasher flick that you're in the mood for then I suppose you could do a lot worse than Scarred. You could also do a lot better. ‐ Dread Central
Posted Jul 20, 2006