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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
2.5/5 73%

Darfur Now (2007)

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Posted Oct 18, 2008
3/4 74%

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)

"The songs (written by a slew of artists, including Reilly, Apatow, and Kasdan) are genuine, ridiculous, and often very funny." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Dec 21, 2007
3.5/5 93%

Enchanted (2007)

"The jokes rarely miss and the result is a refreshingly sardonic fairy tale." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Nov 21, 2007
1.5/5 26%

Love in the Time of Cholera (2007)

"Itâ(TM)s better to just read the book." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Nov 16, 2007
1/5 21%

Fred Claus (2007)

"How many laughs can one movie try to squeeze out of Vaughn being attacked by elves? Sadly, it's an awful lot." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Nov 8, 2007
2/5 33%

Martian Child (2007)

"There are absolutely no surprises as the film disintegrates into its own cutesy display." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Oct 31, 2007
4/5 96%

Deep Water (2006)

"The film evokes a visceral understanding of solitude at sea." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Oct 26, 2007
3/5 63%

King of California (2007)

"The story is simple, sometimes to a fault, and ultimately Cahill doesn't quite pull off all of the majesty that he attempts. But, I'm excited to see what he'll come up with next." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Oct 20, 2007
1/5 46%

Why Did I Get Married? (2007)

"There's such an overriding sense of soap opera that I kept expecting a commercial break." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Oct 19, 2007
.5/5 26%

The Final Season (2007)

"Kind of Hoosiers: Part 2. But the storytelling is so backassward that it's impossible to care about any of the characters or really engage in the movie whatsoever." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Oct 12, 2007
3.5/5 96%

A fost sau n-a fost?, (12:08 East of Bucharest) (2007)

"While 12:08 East of Bucharest could take more than one viewing to truly appreciate, it's worth the commitment." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Oct 6, 2007
1.5/5 7%

Silk (2007)

"While the locations are stunning and the cinematography (by Alain Dostie) frequently pulls off compositions of breathtaking beauty, the flimsy emotional journey left me bored and frustrated -- never a good combination." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Sep 22, 2007
0.5/5 11%

Slow Burn (2000)

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Posted Sep 22, 2007
1.5/5 37%

Sydney White (2007)

"From the contrived romance to the hazy lavender eye make-up that Sydney sports in every scene, there's nothing real about this film." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Sep 21, 2007
2/5 14%

War (Rogue Assassin) (2007)

"First-time feature director Atwell clearly displays skills he picked up directing videos for Eminem and 50 Cent." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Aug 31, 2007
3/5 60%

Death at a Funeral (2007)

"Just when you think things can't quite get any crazier, they do." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Aug 25, 2007
3.5/5 84%

Rocket Science (2007)

"Writer/director Blitz demonstrates just how intimately he absorbed the quirky teens and preteens of his prior film." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Aug 24, 2007
3/5 88%

The Simpsons Movie (2007)

"Maybe the movie is just reaching out for something that saw its heyday five (or even 10) years ago. But oh, what a heyday." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Aug 11, 2007
3/5 82%

Talk to Me (2007)

"Despite its earnest attempts at power drama, the joy of Talk to Me lies in the comedy and the wild performances." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Aug 11, 2007
2/5 58%

Becoming Jane (2007)

"Becoming Jane attempts to please the purists and the dreamers, but only results in disappointing both." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Aug 10, 2007
0/5 14%

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)

"Contrived to the point of painful." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Jul 20, 2007
3.5/5 74%

La Vie en Rose (La Mome) (2007)

"Ultimately, the film rests on [Cotillard's] performance. And there's no better homage to a woman who lived for every time she stepped onto stage." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Jun 22, 2007
1/5 55%

I'm Reed Fish (2007)

"Perhaps in more experienced hands, this self-reflection could achieve insight, but as director Adler's first feature and Fish's first produced screenplay, this mess was better left inside the writer's head." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Jun 8, 2007
4/5 97%

Once (2007)

"Once transcends even its own ambitions, becoming a complex meditation on relationships, Irish culture, and music." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Jun 1, 2007
2/5 60%

Gracie (2007)

"Disintegrates into movie-of-the-week predictability." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted May 31, 2007
1.5/5 70%

The Valet (2007)

"Shot with the creative energy of a mediocre sitcom, the scenes play out predictable plot devices with minimal creativity and even less risk." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted May 22, 2007
3/5 64%

The TV Set (2007)

"Yes, it's funny because it's true. But it's also sad for just the same reason." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted May 4, 2007
4/5 70%

Year of the Dog (2007)

"Mike White knows awkward." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Apr 27, 2007
2/5 66%

Meet the Robinsons (2007)

"The animation strives for 1950s sci-fi retro, but the result is that everyone looks like a plastic animé doll." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Apr 14, 2007
3.5/5 85%

Air Guitar Nation (2006)

"The film is a lovingly hilarious portrait of a bizarre and endearing pastime." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Apr 13, 2007
2/5 18%

I Think I Love My Wife (2007)

"Neither stylistically innovative nor particularly entertaining." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Mar 31, 2007
4/5 87%

The Namesake (2006)

"The Namesake delivers such a tactile presence that it's difficult not to leave feeling as if you've just struggled through a New York winter, attended an Indian wedding, and returned from a Calcutta holiday." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Mar 30, 2007
1/5 32%

The Ultimate Gift (2006)

"The result is a deep desire for those Hollywood execs to remember that Christian doesn't have to equal brain-dead." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Mar 18, 2007
2/5 14%

Wild Hogs (2007)

"A note to screenwriters everywhere regarding characters over 50 whose inability to use the Internet results in being trapped on a porn site (see Wild Hogs and Because I Said So among others): It's not funny; please stop doing it." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Mar 1, 2007
3/5 26%

Daddy's Little Girls (2007)

"I entered this moviegoing experience ready for a lot of wincing and eye-rolling. But dammit if this movie didn't make me laugh and cry." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Feb 25, 2007
2.5/5 62%

Music and Lyrics (2007)

"I mean, who doesn't want some love and romance, especially if it's indulgent and totally unbelievable?" ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Feb 13, 2007
1.5/5 4%

Because I Said So (2007)

"The plot is about as revelatory as a bad Hallmark card, and the lowest common denominator humor results in a moviegoing experience that's almost as appealing as having a conversation with my mother about orgasms." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Feb 8, 2007
0/5 4%

Code Name: The Cleaner (2007)

"The talented comedian mugs his way through an utterly deflated film." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Jan 20, 2007
3.5/5 65%

The History Boys (2006)

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Posted Dec 30, 2006
1.5/5 32%

Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (2006)

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Posted Dec 30, 2006
2/5 67%

The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)

"If you've seen the schlocky trailer for The Pursuit of Happyness, you've seen a better version of the actual film." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Dec 14, 2006
2/5 38%

The Nativity Story (2006)

"The story is good, but the execution favors the safe over the challenging. Personally, I'd rather just read the Bible." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Nov 30, 2006
1/5 54%

Flicka (2006)

"Ultimately, the entire endeavor seems like an effort to cash in on a predictably bankable tale." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Oct 30, 2006
1.5/5 43%

Reinas (Queens) (2006)

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Posted Oct 30, 2006
3.5/5 67%

Tibet: A Buddhist Trilogy (1984)

Quote not available. ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Oct 7, 2006
4/5 98%

The War Tapes (2006)

"As raw and disturbing as it is wry and satirical, the resulting portrait is a powerfully unique film that goes beyond commenting on Operation Iraqi Freedom to become a provocative meditation on war itself." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Sep 30, 2006
1.5/5 25%

School for Scoundrels (2006)

"While it's not uncommon for Hollywood to completely defy the laws of probability, sometimes the absurdity of a misfire is so poignant as to demand attention." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Sep 28, 2006
1/5 13%

Haven (2006)

"Lacking purpose or thoughtful complexity, Flowers' film is an overly ambitious mess." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Sep 23, 2006
2.5/5 27%

Trust the Man (2006)

"A relationship dramedy wields little power without an emotional punch. And when the theatrical (literally) climax attempts bold emotionality, one can't help but wince." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Sep 16, 2006
1/5 41%

Beerfest (2006)

"When the movie ended, I needed a drink, but not for the reasons that the movie intended." ‐Austin Chronicle
Posted Sep 2, 2006
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