Total Film Staff

Total Film Staff
Total Film Staff's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Total Film
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T-Meter Title | Year
46% Lake Placid (1999) Fantastic stuff. Tense and silly and very, very funny, this is easily the best horror comedy for years. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 9, 2019
3/5 39% But I'm a Cheerleader (2000) Lyonne makes the most of the material and But I'm A Cheerleader is a flawed-but-fun romp. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 31, 2019
38% The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) The continent shift provides little more than window dressing. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 29, 2019
3/5 45% Stepmom (1998) It's a hardened soul who can bear the last 10 minutes without reaching for the Kleenex. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 28, 2019
2/5 65% The Beast (La bête) (1975) Seemingly intended as a Buñuelian farce, the pitiful animal effects and erotic scenes instead provoke derision. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2019
3/5 27% Event Horizon (1997) Whether all the mind games, blood 'n' guts and loud bangs scare you or not depends on your tolerance of gore and horror, but director Paul Anderson keeps the picture stealthy and dark, aided by a crashing score from Mark Kamen. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 14, 2018
4/5 59% Pitch Black (2000) But, much like cult pulper Assault On Precinct 13, this supersedes its derivative B-movie roots to emerge as a craftily crafted and stylishly shot outer-spacer. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 17, 2018
3/5 45% Deep Impact (1998) There are some impressive disaster effects in the final hour, and thanks to some clever and knowing twists, Deep Impact keeps you averagely entertained right up until the cataclysmic tidal-wave finale. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 25, 2018
4/5 91% Mughal-E-Azam (1960) It's well worth visiting a seminal movie that set many of the thematic traditions for contemporary Indian cinema. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 3, 2017
4/5 56% The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) Little can convey the texture of the Texan writer/director's fourth feature, other than to say it is unmistakably Andersonian, as off-kilter and tricksy as The Royal Tenenbaums. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 17, 2014
85% Chicago (2002) It's refreshing to see a robust, streamlined adaptation that drips with steamy sex appeal while staying true to the original. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 12, 2014
5/5 91% Million Dollar Baby (2004) With Mystic River, Clint stared down loss and revenge. Here, he's made an elegiac and beautifully measured film about the power of love. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 10, 2014
4/5 74% Crash (2004) Provocative, moving and powerful, this multi-stranded LA story is undoubtedly one of the best films of the year. Just don't drive to see it. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 6, 2014
5/5 93% The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) A worthy conclusion to a modern epic. Don't worry that your expectations will be too high -- Return Of The King will exceed them all. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 19, 2013
4/5 92% Shakespeare in Love (1998) Entertaining, witty and acutely funny, with the ability to appeal to more than Shakespeare buffs. But for real fans of the Bard, it's a glorious treat that's smart and humorous, with highly appealing performances all round. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 24, 2013
5/5 88% American Beauty (1999) American Beauty is a profoundly satisfying piece of cinema which works its way inside you, grabs hold of your heart and simply refuses to let go. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 24, 2013
4/5 91% The Departed (2006) This is Scorsese's Serpico, his French Connection, his Heat, and he brings the same eye for anthropological detail to the boys in blue as he does to his beloved wiseguys. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 24, 2013
4/5 84% The English Patient (1996) Films this good don't come along very often -- The English Patient is one to savour. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 24, 2013
5/5 76% Gladiator (2000) This is visceral film-making at its finest, painted on the grandest of canvases, and yet, one which maintains the finest eye for detail. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 24, 2013
3/5 82% Dances With Wolves (1990) For all its worthiness and pictorial beauty, the narrative is damaged somewhat by Costner's over-cautious, sentimentalised portrait of the Sioux as early eco-warriors. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 22, 2013
4/5 84% The Sound of Music (1965) Handsomely shot on location in Salzburg and expertly edited, The Sound Of Music plucks at your heartstrings with clinical precision. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2013
3/5 72% Forrest Gump (1994) Largely enjoyable. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2013
5/5 93% Amadeus (1984) Cinema is usually great at telling you someone is a genius -- it's just not very good at showing you. Not so Amadeus. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 19, 2013
5/5 93% Rocky (1976) It's Sly's droopy-eyed, hangdog/underdog that carries Rocky's tale of transformation. He's no oil painting, no blue-eyed hero. He's not supposed to make it -- and that makes us instantly connect with him. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 19, 2013
2/5 82% A Man for All Seasons (1966) Fred Zinnemann's historical drama is the kind of authentic, stately yawner that probably wouldn't even score a greenlight today. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 19, 2013
5/5 88% Platoon (1986) The grisly reality is brought to life by Stone's dialogue and emotion-charged combat scenes, raising thought-provoking questions of morality in this still-resonant classic. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 16, 2013
3/5 86% Grand Hotel (1932) This is Golden Era Hollywood-studio style at its most opulent. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 16, 2013
5/5 98% On the Waterfront (1954) An astounding drama that's still a contender almost 50 years on. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 15, 2013
4/5 96% The Best Years of Our Lives (1946) This is intelligent, liberal-minded Hollywood moviemaking at its most crafted -- if a tad overlong at just under three hours. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 15, 2013
5/5 96% Unforgiven (1992) Unforgiven exposes the true price behind the way the West was won. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 12, 2013
5/5 94% One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975) Cast, direction, score, look -- perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 12, 2013
3/5 91% Midnight Cowboy (1969) Strip away everything else and it's the performances that make Midnight Cowboy what it is. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 12, 2013
5/5 95% The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957) It's certainly weathered well thanks to its novel and ingenious approach to presenting multiple perspective of the Second World War. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 11, 2013
4/5 94% My Fair Lady (1964) Stylised and stylish, there's something gloriously timeless about My Fair Lady. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 11, 2013
4/5 86% Ben-Hur (1959) Epic in both length and stature, Ben-Hur goes on for-bloody-ever... but the action set-pieces remain unrivalled, even in the age of CGI. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 11, 2013
5/5 97% Annie Hall (1977) Many things mark Annie Hall's place in cinema history, but none of them are the reason you should see this movie. That would be the humour, poignancy and acute observation contained in each and every frame. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 13, 2012
5/5 98% The Godfather (1972) The greatest gangster film ever made. - Total Film EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 25, 2009